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There it is, the stupidest thing I will read all day and it's only 4:30 am
1 posted on 07/10/2022 1:41:09 AM PDT by Morgana
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To: Morgana

Duh. Everybody knows the legit site is hireahitman.com.


2 posted on 07/10/2022 1:45:26 AM PDT by HYPOCRACY (This is the dystopian future we've been waiting for!)
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To: Morgana

So you mean organizeaninsurrection.com is not real either, but rather an FBI sting site? Hmm…I’ll be back later…got some things to do.


4 posted on 07/10/2022 2:37:10 AM PDT by noiseman (The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.)
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To: Morgana

So, did she get one?


7 posted on 07/10/2022 3:02:13 AM PDT by Libloather (Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
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To: Morgana

Louisiana woman to Florida woman: Hold my beer.


8 posted on 07/10/2022 3:04:20 AM PDT by Wilderness Conservative (Nature is the ultimate conservative)
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To: Morgana
"Ruger .308 pistol."

Limited run.

Special order.

"A handfull. This Beast is hard to tame."

9 posted on 07/10/2022 3:11:18 AM PDT by Eagles6 (Welcome to the Matrix . Orwell's "1984" was a warning, not an instruction manual.)
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To: Morgana

Is this entrapment?


11 posted on 07/10/2022 3:27:52 AM PDT by MV=PY (The Magic Question: Who's paying for it?)
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To: Morgana

This helps to explain how Democrats manage to get elected.


12 posted on 07/10/2022 3:31:20 AM PDT by KevinB (''...and to the Banana Republic for which it stands ...")
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To: Morgana
Hitman Information Privacy and Protection Act of 1964.

So that's what the HIPPA disclaimer my doctor makes me sign means......who knew

13 posted on 07/10/2022 3:34:23 AM PDT by Hot Tabasco (Don't walk thru the watermelon patch)
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To: Morgana
There it is, the stupidest thing I will read all day and it's only 4:30 am

The day is still young. 😀🤭

14 posted on 07/10/2022 3:54:34 AM PDT by Mark17 (Retired USAF air traffic controller. Father of USAF pilot. USAF aviation runs in the family )
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To: Morgana

I agree.


15 posted on 07/10/2022 4:11:41 AM PDT by sauropod (Unbelief has nothing to say. Chance favors the prepared mind.)
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To: Morgana

Dang, people are really lazy these days, they want their food delivered, their dr’s appointment virtually, and their hits outsourced.


16 posted on 07/10/2022 4:11:42 AM PDT by dblshot
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To: Morgana

She asks the judge, “Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?”


18 posted on 07/10/2022 4:14:17 AM PDT by MayflowerMadam
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To: Morgana

Would be more authentic if it was rentahitman.gov.


20 posted on 07/10/2022 4:16:52 AM PDT by maddog55 (The only thing systemic in America is the left's hatred of it!)
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To: Morgana

Well duhhhhhhhh. The woman is evil and stupid.


21 posted on 07/10/2022 4:17:17 AM PDT by dforest (We have to put a stop to this now.)
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To: Morgana

RentAHitman.com, lmao.


24 posted on 07/10/2022 4:40:05 AM PDT by cranked
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"Ellis said: 'I didn’t want my real name out just in case this isn’t real or if it comes back to me or so I wouldn’t go to jail for wanting something like this done. I just didn’t want it to fall back on me."

It's good to see she was exercising an abundance of caution while attempting to hire a hitman from an online site run by a total stranger. Smooth, real smooth.

25 posted on 07/10/2022 5:04:30 AM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: Morgana
Trying to hire a hitman to take out a love rival -
that shows some true love and dedication there!

MAKE MY DAY - BE MY VALENTINE, SUCKA!!!

LOL!


28 posted on 07/10/2022 5:42:18 AM PDT by GaltAdonis
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To: Morgana

Guilt or innocence is yet to be determined, although one is not generally optimistic...


29 posted on 07/10/2022 5:45:44 AM PDT by OKSooner ("That was then, this is now." - S.E. Hinton, Tulsa, OK)
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To: Morgana

Assuming this is real, shutting down Rent-A-Hitman.com permanently would violate nobody’s constitutional rights.


30 posted on 07/10/2022 6:04:47 AM PDT by I want the USA back (To get the USA back - we have to recover from the current wave of insanity.)
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To: Morgana

I love these stories. The guy who runs the website get a surprising amount of contact by idiots and gives it to the authorities. It’s the old quote from Einstein about the universe might not be infinite but human stupidity might be. Or something like that.


33 posted on 07/10/2022 8:14:50 AM PDT by muir_redwoods (Freedom isn't free, liberty isn't liberal and you'll never find anything Right on the Left)
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