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Who's an Expert on Free Republic? (Vanity)
12/11/2022 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 12/11/2022 9:39:30 AM PST by Lazamataz

One thing that is amazing about this forum is that there is such a broad cross-section of people and professions, that you can find an answer on nearly any topic you choose. This thread is intended to collect a list of people and what their expertise is. Sound off and let me know what you think you are an expert in!

I'll start. I'm skilled in computer development, particularly C#.NET, MS SQL, Informatica, Azure ADO (CI/CD pipelines and repos and the like), and Agile practices.... among many other things.


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KEYWORDS: experts; freepers; frexperts
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I've heard it said that, if you want to know how to impregnate a giraffe, someone on Free Republic will be able to tell you the height of the ladder you'd need.
1 posted on 12/11/2022 9:39:30 AM PST by Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz

Why do you want to impregnate a giraffe?


2 posted on 12/11/2022 9:42:22 AM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
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Why do you want to impregnate a giraffe?

I'm not an expert in hypotheticals.

3 posted on 12/11/2022 9:43:39 AM PST by Lazamataz (The firearms I own today, are the firearms I will die with. How I die will be up to them.)
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Let me ask you a question since you’re still in the game. If I were to write an operating system for today’s world, what language should I use?


4 posted on 12/11/2022 9:44:28 AM PST by ComputerGuy (Heavily-medicated for your protection)
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To: Lazamataz

No thanks, FBI guy! đŸ˜‚


5 posted on 12/11/2022 9:45:10 AM PST by Levy78 (Reject modernity, embrace tradition. )
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To: Lazamataz

Who defines expert?


6 posted on 12/11/2022 9:45:18 AM PST by ought-six (Multiculturalism is national suicide, and political correctness is the cyanide capsule. )
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To: Lazamataz

I’m a standup philosopher who is presently impersonating a public school teacher in social studies.


7 posted on 12/11/2022 9:45:36 AM PST by Bishop_Malachi (Liberal Socialism - A philosophy which advocates spreading a low standard of living equally.)
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Journalist by training, janitor by profession, strong historical background, classic media history, geography, knowledge of nations big and small.


8 posted on 12/11/2022 9:46:25 AM PST by Nextrush (FREEDOM IS EVERBODY'S BUSINESS-REMEMBER PASTOR NIEMOLLER)
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To: Lazamataz

I’m always right about everything. I don’t see why people don’t make more use of my skill.


9 posted on 12/11/2022 9:47:11 AM PST by DenntOR
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To: Lazamataz

Delicious FIB BAIT. Don’t bite!


10 posted on 12/11/2022 9:47:16 AM PST by CivilWarBrewing (Get off my back for my usage of CAPS, especially you snowflake males! MAN UP!)
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To: ComputerGuy

OS is generally written in the lowest-level language you can (because higher-level language can introduce a lot of ‘fluff’ and opportunities for errors), however, I’d start by modeling it in a higher-level language. My language of choice is C#, and that might translate well to C++.


11 posted on 12/11/2022 9:47:18 AM PST by Lazamataz (The firearms I own today, are the firearms I will die with. How I die will be up to them.)
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To: Levy78; CivilWarBrewing

Um. Me. FBI.

LOL!


12 posted on 12/11/2022 9:48:15 AM PST by Lazamataz (The firearms I own today, are the firearms I will die with. How I die will be up to them.)
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To: ought-six
Who defines expert?

Each of us.

13 posted on 12/11/2022 9:48:43 AM PST by Lazamataz (The firearms I own today, are the firearms I will die with. How I die will be up to them.)
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I am the very model of a modern Major-General
I’ve information vegetable, animal, and mineral
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical
I’m very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical
About binomial theorem I’m teeming with a lot o’ news, It’s Always a lot o’ news. AAah
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse
I’m very good at integral and differential calculus
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
I am the very model of a modern Major-General
I know our mythic history, King Arthur’s and Sir Caradoc’s
I answer hard acrostics, I’ve a pretty taste for paradox
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus
In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous
I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies
I know the croaking chorus from the Frogs of Aristophanes!
Then I can hum a fugue of which I’ve heard the music’s din afore
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore
Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform
And tell you ev’ry detail of Caractacus’s uniform
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
I am the very model of a modern Major-General
In fact, when I know what is meant by “mamelon” and “ravelin”
When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelin
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I’m more wary at
And when I know precisely what is meant by “commissariat”
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery—
In short, when I’ve a smattering of elemental strategy
You’ll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee
For my military knowledge, though I’m plucky and adventury
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
I am the very model of a modern Major-GeneraL


14 posted on 12/11/2022 9:49:08 AM PST by NorthMountain (... the right of the peopIe to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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Apparently, you are an expert in The Pirates of Penzance!


15 posted on 12/11/2022 9:50:31 AM PST by Lazamataz (The firearms I own today, are the firearms I will die with. How I die will be up to them.)
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That’s what the last agent said to me!


16 posted on 12/11/2022 9:51:37 AM PST by Levy78 (Reject modernity, embrace tradition. )
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That’s what the last FBI agent said to me!

I told him not to say that! I'm demonstrating the right way to do this for my Field Office.

17 posted on 12/11/2022 9:53:16 AM PST by Lazamataz (The firearms I own today, are the firearms I will die with. How I die will be up to them.)
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Well, I wouldn’t call myself an “expert on Free Republic” but I’m an expert on some things. My knowledge of Free Republic is limited to being a user.


18 posted on 12/11/2022 9:53:24 AM PST by OrangeHoof (No food in the stores; fuel prices too high? Thank a liberal.)
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I thought you were an expert in hittin’ it?


19 posted on 12/11/2022 9:54:00 AM PST by EvilCapitalist (81 million votes my ass.)
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ARRRrrrrr!

Not really. In fact, that may well be the only song from that production that I would recognize.

For that, I am grateful to Tom Lehrer and his “Chemical Elements” song.


20 posted on 12/11/2022 9:54:33 AM PST by NorthMountain (... the right of the peopIe to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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