Posted on 12/18/2022 4:04:50 AM PST by sodpoodle
Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby.
The nurse brings them over a lovely, healthy, bouncy and definitely Caucasian baby boy!
"Congratulations," says the nurse to the new parents. "What will you name the baby"?
The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says, "Well, two Wong's don't make a white, so I think we will name him Sum Ting Wong!"
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As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you will lose it!!! Here is a very private way to gauge how your memory compares to your last test. Some may think it’s too easy; but the ones with memory problems may have difficulty.
Take this test to determine if you're losing it or not.
The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've answered.
OK, RELAX. Clear your mind and begin.
#1. What do you put in a toaster?
Answer: ‘Bread’. If you said ‘toast’, just give up now and go do something else and try not to hurt yourself. If you said ‘bread’, go to Question #2.
# 2. Say ‘silk’ ten times. Now spell ‘silk’. What do cows drink?
Answer: Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,' don't attempt the next question. Your brain is already over-stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself with reading more appropriate literature, such as Women's Weekly or Auto World. However, if you did say 'water', proceed to Question #3.
# 3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?
Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said 'green bricks', why are you still reading this??? PLEASE, go lie down! But, if you said ‘glass’ go on to Question #4.
# 4. Please do not use a calculator for this for it would be cheating.
You are driving a bus from New York City to Philadelphia. In Staten Island 17 people got on the bus. In New Brunswick 6 people get off the bus and 9 people get on. In Windsor 2 people get off and 4 get on. In Trenton 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Bristol 3 people get off and 5 people get on. And, in Camden, 6 people get off and 3 get on. You then arrive at Philadelphia Station.
Without going back to review, how old is the bus driver?
Answer: Oh, for crying out loud. Don't you remember your own age?!?! It was YOU driving the bus!
If you pass this along to your friends, pray they do better than you.
PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions!
Sorry for all the spaces. You'd be tempted to cheat otherwise.
If you had fun with this, send it on; I did.
ROFL.
Badda boom!!...
That #4 is like the riddle, “As I was going to St. Ives”.
You have Old Timers.
You do not have a job driving a bus.
You were never a bus driver.
Those Silver Alert signs you saw in Jersey were about you.
Yes, did you know Sum Ting Wong grew up and became an airline pilot?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gpP2S6c74Ts
I got a dig bick.
You that read wrong.
You read that wrong also.
That’s the one I messed up. I feel foolish…🙄
Wei Tu Lo?
Best aviation hoax played on media EVER
LOL
Number 2 stopped me dead in my tracks.
WHILE I WAS SAYING the ‘milk’ word, I knew I messed up.
Just so funny!
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