[Conan the Librarian]

I got to be part of a TV story about those. Our neighbor worked for a local TV station and filmed a bunch of us clacking away. No one got hurt.

I saw the article started with lawn darts. I played with them for a long time with and without folks. Never hurt anyone.

[crusty old prospector]

You didn’t want your free hand to get anywhere near the “clacking.”

[Nervous Tick]

>> I got to be part of a TV story about [clackers].

Lucky you!

I was safe from harm, ‘cause I was too much of a spaz to work ‘em. True story!