Posted on 08/18/2023 11:59:25 AM PDT by BipolarBob
ATLANTA, GA — In yet another stunning move, Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis has announced the indictment of every Trump voter on charges of conspiracy to elect an election denier.
"Those who engaged in criminal conspiracy to vote for that yucky fart-face Donald Trump will be brought to justice," Willis said as she announced the hundreds of thousands of indictments. "These MAGA voters committed the heinous act of disagreeing with the ruling elites, which threatens the bedrock of democracy itself. In order to keep Donald Trump from regaining power, we must deal with his legion of domestic terrorist voters. No one is above the laws that we made up for this indictment."
Democrats and Republicans alike celebrated the move behind closed doors, agreeing that returning to the status quo of electing leaders who would bathe in corruption and enrich themselves to the detriment of the public was in the best interest of all Georgia residents. "It's time to put Trump behind us," said Governor Brian Kemp. "We suffered for four long years under his reign of peace and prosperity, but those days are now at an end."
When asked how they managed to track down every Trump voter in the state, officials said it only required them to hack into the electronic voting machines to access voter data and create a list of who everyone in the state voted for. "Being able to hack into these machines and manipulate data is an important part of keeping our elections free and fair," Willis explained.
At publishing time, the Biden Administration had reportedly taken notice of the indictments in Georgia and initiated plans to roll out similar indictments on a nationwide scale.
They can rob us, they can cheat us, they can lie to us, throw us in jail, but they can’t take away your sense of humor.
If convicted, they will be forced to work in DNC labor camps where they will be put to work showing the Dems how to acquire photo IDs and how to cast actual legitimate votes for a candidate.
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Hard to make light of an accurate prediction of the future.
Why not indict the 100 million plus voters who will vote for Trump in 2024? Do it up right.
Why not indict the 100 million plus voters who will vote for Trump in 2024? Do it up right.
Well, there you have it. It never stops.The Babylon Bee … tomorrow’s news, today!
A thought I have is the DemocRATS plan on using tax payer lawyers to go after their enemy. The defendant will then have to pay out of his own pocket mucho bucks in defense even though it might put him into bankruptcy. Without money how does one defend himself against the government $ millions?
I've got to stop reading the Bee.
I always put the source and babylonbee in the keywords. With that said, it does make you wonder if that’s what THEY think.
Excellent point. I'm sure THEY would not even hesitate to ship all the Make America Great Again voters off to concentration camps if THEY could get away with it.
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