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CALL OF BOOTY I was pulled over in my ‘Booty Patrol’ truck I set up as a joke – I ended up charged with a little-known crime
The US Sun ^
| 2 Nov 2023
| Kristen Brown
Posted on 11/05/2023 4:30:58 PM PST by DUMBGRUNT
A man's convincing decal job was a dis-ass-ter A FLORIDA man's decal job on his truck had officers puckered as a clever joke was considered 'impersonating law enforcement.'
He also added a very convincing federal agency logo on his white Chevrolet Silverado, as well as a diagonal green stripe.
Aside from the 'BOOTY PATROL' decals, he fitted his Silverado with additional stickers that read 'National Booty Behavior Protection.'
The kicker for local law enforcement was his addition of flashing red and blue lights to the rims of his truck.
In an interview with NBC 2, the 18-year-old said that he added the decals to resemble trucks used by the Border Patrol - but did not mean to impersonate a federal agent.
(Excerpt) Read more at the-sun.com ...
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: bootypatrol; donutwatch; fbi; trolling
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It is all fun until...
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posted on
11/05/2023 4:30:58 PM PST
by
DUMBGRUNT
To: DUMBGRUNT
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posted on
11/05/2023 4:31:32 PM PST
by
DUMBGRUNT
( "The enemy has overrun us. We are blowing up everything. Vive la France!"Dien Bien Phu last message)
To: DUMBGRUNT
I guess the cops don’t have much to do out there. A couple of them need to be laid off apparently.
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posted on
11/05/2023 4:32:57 PM PST
by
Seruzawa
("The Political left is the Garden of Eden of incompetence" - Marx the Smarter (Groucho))
To: DUMBGRUNT
Sir Mix-A-Lot would approve of the truck.
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posted on
11/05/2023 4:33:31 PM PST
by
EvilCapitalist
(81 million votes my ass.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Looks like a high quality job.
Was he wearing a MAGA hat?
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posted on
11/05/2023 4:33:33 PM PST
by
Paladin2
To: DUMBGRUNT
I don't like big butts and I cannot lie
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posted on
11/05/2023 4:33:53 PM PST
by
Pollard
(The US government has US citizens as political prisoners!)
To: DUMBGRUNT
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posted on
11/05/2023 4:34:54 PM PST
by
Jim W N
(MAGA by restoring the Gospel of the Grace of Christ (Jude 3) and our Free Constitutional Republic!)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Inquiring minds want to know...did it work? Gotta give the kid an “A+” for creativity.
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posted on
11/05/2023 4:40:30 PM PST
by
ProtectOurFreedom
(“Occupy your mind with good thoughts or your enemy will fill them with bad ones.” ~ Thomas More)
To: DUMBGRUNT
He probably would have gotten away with it if not for the lights.
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posted on
11/05/2023 4:42:14 PM PST
by
Chuckster
(Friends don't let friends eat FARMED FISH.)
To: Pollard
It would appear to be a, uh, "cultural thing." Not many "buns of steel" there. However, lots of...
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posted on
11/05/2023 4:44:41 PM PST
by
ProtectOurFreedom
(“Occupy your mind with good thoughts or your enemy will fill them with bad ones.” ~ Thomas More)
To: DUMBGRUNT
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posted on
11/05/2023 4:44:48 PM PST
by
Recompennation
(Don’t blame me my vote didn’t count )
To: DUMBGRUNT
One of the most liked comments was of a local who insulted the intelligence of people who may have been duped by the vehicle.
“Anyone who actually thinks this is a legitimate enforcement vehicle is an idiot,” they wrote.
from the article
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posted on
11/05/2023 4:45:40 PM PST
by
PeterPrinciple
(Thinking Caps are no longer being issued but there must be a warehouse full of them somewhere.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Je should fight it since it obviously parody, 1st ammendment etc
More importantly, I’m very concerned these officers were kidnapped and someone performed a humorectomy on them.
That is a crime...
Or
Maybe they are jealous because they are neither clever nor funny...
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posted on
11/05/2023 4:47:41 PM PST
by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
Annnnddddd ...... he shoots and scores. LOL..... (t)rolling the beach with it. Some folks just don’t have any sense of humor.
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posted on
11/05/2023 4:50:02 PM PST
by
LastDayz
(A blunt and brazen Texan. I will not be assimilated.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Hell he will get ten years local and they will be tried in a federal court.
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posted on
11/05/2023 4:51:15 PM PST
by
DOC44
( )
To: Pollard
Those butts are all ridiculous. And fake.
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posted on
11/05/2023 4:53:18 PM PST
by
FamiliarFace
(I got my own way of livin' But everything gets done With a southern accent Where I come from. TPetty)
To: DUMBGRUNT
From a distance, many would see the make of the vehicle, the green and the white, then assume it was real, not actually reading it until they got close. Most people probably never read the type. They don’t think they would need to.
If he wanted an obvious joke, there should have been some cartoons used here and there. Even a butt shaped antenna.
To: DUMBGRUNT
There have been several instances in Florida with fake cops pulling women over. Gotta, side with the police if he had reds and blues flashing. Clearly against the law.
To: Chuckster
He can have lights.
No law says he can’t
He just cannot run them on a public street.
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posted on
11/05/2023 5:03:05 PM PST
by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
To: Pollard
I hate fat asses. They’re cold
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posted on
11/05/2023 5:03:56 PM PST
by
Mr. K
(No consequence of repealing Obamacare is worse than Obamacare)
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