How will this affect South Park’s underpants gnomes? The article doesn’t say.
Posted on 01/16/2024 12:23:54 PM PST by Red Badger
Some Target and Walmart stores now locking up underwear as part of shoplifting crackdown.
2:28 VIDEO AT LINK.........................
And they wonder why their downtown vacancy rate is hurdling toward 50%.
You can still buy suntan lotion off the shelf.
More like plumber's crackdown.
Ya know what? Call me when they start locking up the suntan lotion. Then I’ll start to be really concerned.
Sounds like SF’s fruit loops are stealing Fruit of the Looms
But I’m cracked and need to get up, danged doctor.
Jimmy crack corn, but the losses are carried over to the honest consumer in higher prices.
How will this affect South Park’s underpants gnomes? The article doesn’t say.
Belts have been locked up for years
They were forced to lock these away due to the hordes of homeless who's game plan has always been to steal underwear when they need a change. Homeless typically don't wash their clothing.
Once Walmart and Target saw what was going on down here, they put them under lock and key. Interestingly enough, the roaming bands of homeless around these two stores in my vicinity has now declined significantly.
First thing I thought of.
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Gee I wonde4 who walks around with their underwear hanging out
I guess trying on the BVDs is off the table now?
“crackdown” .. that’s for losers who steel underwear.
I was at a WM in Tempe a few days ago at about 9 pm. I needed some lip gloss but their entire makeup section, which already was enclosed by glass, was shut down “for the customer’s protection.” Like makeup is suddenly dangerous or going on a rampage after dark. 😖
“Crack-down”—-yup
In Florida it’s illegal....................
Just store all the stuff in some GIANT buildings and call them "distribution centers" with tough security. That way you won't lose anything from "reparationists" wandering through your store.
Then you could buy a fleet of delivery vans to take those products to your customers' homes.
Why, you could even make a web site to let people order products from you.
And I'll bet you could even find some smiling delivery guys to bring the package to your front door.
I think that smiling driver and woman customer ended up dating after that delivery
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