You know, it could have been a lot worse:
Posted on 04/14/2024 2:51:31 AM PDT by Morgana
“There it is you all, the stupidest thing I will read all day and it’s only 5:52 am”
Yep. It’s stupid, like having kids in the first place.
And they had no idea what they were getting into, like having kids...
But how was he to know that she was a she and gotten knocked up?
They knew nothing about octopi, thought they were just getting an exotic fish, but they know allot more now.
They had to deal with what must have seemed chaos, but they did.
That’s why parents do this sort of thing.
What a family, what a dad! No wonder he’s a dentist. Wish he were mine.
what these fools apparently don’t realize is that octopuses are good eatin!
It’s nice having a father who loves you... that’s the upside of this story. My dad let me keep a pigeon that was wounded by a cat... limpy. Of course there was one not 50 and I was six. But it became a nice memory that influenced my life in nice ways.
We’ve got a lot of money and free time to chase our dreams(mostly unobtainable fantasies).
No economic depression until pro sports and big time gambling are not being attended, and there is such thing as a $2,000 bottle of single malt scotch at your local liquor store.
https://www.recipetineats.com/crispy-marinated-baby-octopus/#wprm-recipe-container-83609
Yes, sell them and get the kids’ college fund back.
What kind of parents put white carpet in the kids’ room? Ah, looking at their picture... yep... you can spot a liberal a mile off. Brilliant father who gets a pet that is going to die any day.
You know, it could have been a lot worse:
Agree; but calmari are squid, not octopi. European (common) squid are around 15 to 20 inches long from top of head to bottom of tentacles.
LIke squid, there are many species of octopi, with a tentacle spread of two feet to fifteen feet:
LOL -- good one!
And don’t forget Cthulhu, who also has wings and can fly.
I hope they found a mate for that wolf. Like birds, wolves mate for life.
One of the best animal books I've read was Never Cry Wolf by Farley Mowat, that described the habits of Canadian wolves. He said that wolves are so “extended-family oriented” in their packs that single wolves attach themselves to a mated sibling (or other mated pack member) and act as babysitters or mentors to the others' young.
I love that the family did the wolf right. Much better than the stories that I often hear.
I smell a social media family. Spoiled kid who’ll probably go trans or maybe identify as an Octopuss at some point.
Cal was as ingenious as they come.
People would leave the room when TV commercials came on.
Cal figured out a away to draw them *into* the room to watch his.
Who didn’t want to see Cal Worthington and his dog Spot?
Half a century later, who doesn’t remember his jingle?
Go see Cal
Go see Cal
Go see Cal
The Red Wings might make the playoffs this year.
My kid really wants a trunk monkey.
That would be good.
I watched an old movie from 1974, Freebie and the Bean. In one bar scene you can hear “Go see Cal, Go see Cal, Go see Cal’ in the background.
Must add that we never knew what type of “dog” he would have on that leash. Dog, pig, other animal, once he had a lion, but not on a leash but in a cage.
And “If I can’t make you a better deal, I WILL EAT A BUG!”
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