[My Identity]

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[My Identity]

Senator Ted Kennedy is holding hearings this week in the Senate subcommittee on Public Health to search for answers to the obesity epidemic sweeping America. It's all really so sad. Bill Clinton doesn't have a legacy and Monica Lewinsky does.
- Argus Hamilton, May 22

Hillary Clinton took the Senate floor and held up a New York Post with a headline saying Bush Knew. The experiment worked. She proved that as long as her husband is in East Timor she's got the political instincts of an Acapulco cliff diver at low tide.
- Argus Hamilton, May 22

[martin_fierro]

President Clinton has Star-Wars fever, he was up at his house in Chappaqua and was using the force on an intern.

This one's marginally funny. Clintoon sure used The Force on Juanita Broaddrick.

[Samwise]

Ba da bing bump

[Tacis]

The most wonderful thing about these jokes is not that they are funny but that they define Willie's legacy. In 50 years, when people look back and say, "What was Clinton like, as a person?", these jokes, his disbarment and the Transcripts of the Special Prosecutor will say it ALL. In his favor? Only the fact that we had poor researchers and criminal investigators. They will unable to PROVE that Willie was a criminal. The record proves that he was less than honest and had NO integrity. His legacy will also be defined by the folks who speak for him, Begala, Rich, McCaulife, Emanuel, Davis and so on, right down into the sewer. Enjoy these jokes for what they really are!

[tractorman]

The worst foursome in golf.

O.J.
Monika
Ted Kennedy
Bill Clinton

O.J. is a slicer
Monika is a hooker
Ted can't drive over water
And Bill can't remember the last hole he was on.

[tractorman]

The worst foursome in golf.

O.J.
Monika
Ted Kennedy
Bill Clinton

O.J. is a slicer
Monika is a hooker
Ted can't drive over water
And Bill can't remember the last hole he was on.

[Harrison Bergeron]

Satan: Why so glum?
Clinton: What do you think? I'm in hell!
Satan: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?
Clinton: Sure, I love to drink.
Satan: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet tab and fresca... We drink till we throw up and then we drink some more! And we don't worry about getting a hangover, because you're dead anyway.
Clinton: Gee, that sounds great!
Satan: You a smoker?
Clinton: You better believe it!
Satan: All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie, you're already dead, remember?
Clinton: Wow... that's awesome!
Satan: I bet you like to gamble.
Clinton: Why yes, as a matter of fact I do.
Satan: Cause Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt... you're dead anyhow. What about Drugs?!?
Clinton: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...
Satan: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, you're dead, who cares.
Clinton: WOW! I never realized Hell was such a cool place!
Satan: You gay?
Clinton: No...
Satan: (grimaces) Oooooooh... You're gonna hate Fridays.

[LetsRok]

What do you get when you stand Hillary Clinton on her head?

A brunette with really bad breath.

[stevio]

Here's a joke: Bill Clinton.

Ha ha ha, Oh I can't stop. Ha ha ha.

[Quilla]

Ah say, many pundits wonder just what my legacy is is, well ah'll tell ya - Ah mistakenly thought harass was two words.
Bill Clinton, wheneva

[tracer]

I know of four: Bill, Hillary!!, Chelsea, and Roger.

OK, maybe not Chelsea.......

[Tennessee_Bob]

And the one thing someone can say about Clintoon that will have me rolling on the floor in hysterics?

CLINTON WAS A GREAT PRESIDENT!

[let freedom sing]

What was that about 30 lbs.?

[Jack Bull]

[Junior]

Bump.

[Pagey]

Flashback-----NOVEMBER 11 2001-----This I saved from somewhere.Just a Reminder!:^)

"Done arguing"

The resignation of former President Bill Clinton late last week from the Supreme Court bar — on the final day the high court allowed for defense of a disbarment measure issued in early October — is being hailed by the Southeastern Legal Foundation (SLF).
It was the SLF that filed the first formal complaint with the Arkansas Supreme Court committee on attorney ethics in 1998. It calls Mr. Clinton's decision to resign from the bar the "inevitable conclusion for any attorney who admits to lying under oath and obstructing justice."
Phil Kent, president of the SLF, tells us that Mr. Clinton now is ensured a "place in legal history as the only sitting U.S. president to face disbarment charges, and only the second U.S. president to lose his law license."
Richard M. Nixon lost his license to practice law after he left office.
"When you can't practice law before the U.S. Supreme Court, that makes rehabilitation in any jurisdiction a practical impossibility," says Mr. Kent.

And that's no Joke.

[My Identity]

As Air Force One prepares to land, the captain makes his customary request over the loudspeaker:
"Mr. President, would you please return the stewardess to the upright position and prepare to land."

[My Identity]

White House staffers were perplexed one morning to see Bill Clinton walk into the Oval Office with a pair of women's panties on his arm. Somewhat used to the president's tendencies, they let it go and went about their daily tasks. The day wore on; several VIP's were ushered in and out of the Oval Office for meetings with Clinton about important affairs of the state. Each one left with a puzzled expression on their face but no one dared ask about the President's personal business. Finally, Betty Currie, Clinton's loyal secretary walked into the office between appointments and gently closed the door behind her. "Mr. President," she said, "We've come to expect many unusual things from you but we're quite concerned that you seem to be wearing a pair of women's panties on your arm. Please tell me this doesn't mean more trouble." "Oh no," the President grinned. "It's The Patch. I'm trying to quit."

[Slyfox]

Hey! What are y'all squaking about?
She don't have big ankles!

[Steve0113]

Does anyone have that picture of Hillary's head on a monkey's body, hanging by its arms?