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CAPTION TIME: Our Next President? (Lil' DICK Gephardt)
DICK GEPHARDT ^
Posted on 02/19/2003 2:07:58 PM PST by Recovering_Democrat
I can count on two hands the number of votes I'll get!
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dick
To: Recovering_Democrat
Will somebody puhleeeeeezze tell me where my eyebrows are?
"And then Al Gore invented the bra."
To: Recovering_Democrat
I am begging you, pleeeeeze fund my campaign, Hillary Clinton has my campaign outfunded and outpersoned(can't say outmanned.)
Lyndon Larouche has a better chance than I do.
To: Recovering_Democrat
I hold in my two hands the substance of my campaign.
To: Recovering_Democrat
"I was traveling our great country on commerical airlines again. And this pilot handed me a note. The note said, 'Your mother is right. You need to expand Social Security so that she can get free prescription drugs without cutting into your own financial well-being.' And I agree with this pilot. So I'm running for president again."
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02/21/2003 6:58:36 AM PST
by
CanisMajor2002
(Annoy a liberal...judge them by the content of their character)
To: CanisMajor2002
No really! I'm tax-free now and have been since 9-11. (from 12 step meeting of Taxaholics Nonanonymous)
To: Recovering_Democrat
Why am I runnin' you ask. Because I won't live long enough to get back the speakers job. So it's like takin' a lottery ticket. Hey you never know, it worked fo clinochio in '92.
To: Recovering_Democrat
Dick Gephardt does his impression of Burt Lancaster as he prepares for a career after politics.
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