Information Minister: Falling Saddam Hussein Statue Images Are Crude Fakes

http://www.iraqiinformationministry.com/ ^

[Sir Gawain]

[04/12/03] - Falling Saddam Hussein Statue Images Are Crude Fakes
The ministry can reveal conclusive proof that the television images of the supposed toppling of the statue of our great leader and hero Saddam Hussein are nothing but a poor fake intended to confuse fellow Iraqis with pig-dog propaganda.

As our close-up generated by our photoimaging experts can reveal, a simple negative of these pictures can be recognised by even the most short-sighted person as the famous sexy Hollywood film-star Burt Reynolds. I telephoned Mr Reynolds and he refused to comment, responding in a confused manner, accusing me of being "off my head". Not so off my head that I could not spot Mr Bush's pig-dog infidel propaganda from twenty paces even if it did fool the rest of the world.. I know these fakes were perpetrated by the same team of Americans who fooled the world with the moon landing footage in 1969. The now famous footage of the statue toppling was actually filmed in a Hollywood film studio with Mr Reynolds painted head-to-toe in metallic paint.

I still cannot believe that the world fell for such a crude lie. Did no one wonder why the supposed US soldier placing the 'American flag' on our beloved Saddam did not seem to move? He was simply an action figure attached to a piece of string. Did everyone miss the hand straightening him up? No doubt they erased that from your version of the newsreel.

Our beloved Saddam Hussein is still very much in control of Iraq with our elite Republican Looters currently controlling Baghdad. The infidel forces have been forced to resort to extreme crimes to murder our fellow Iraqis, dropping bigger and bigger bombs of mass destruction on our women and children.

Victory is ours for the taking, but like a big pussy cat, we are playing with our prey!

[Sir Gawain]

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[Ahban]

He makes a strong case. I want to see the next press conference. Rummy will have a hard time refuting this one.




Hehe

[Darling Lili]

LOL! Cute site.

Here's a blurb from their "want ads:"

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[StopGlobalWhining]

During the interview, Burt Reynolds became most agitated and defensive when asked about the woman beaten to death during the filming of "The Man Who Loved Cat Dancing" in Arizona.

While Reynolds was the main suspect, he was never charged with murder.

Inquiring minds may wish to pursue this in more detail. This followup post is anything but a joke.

[gcruse]

dropping bigger and bigger bombs of mass destruction on our women and children.

That should be huger and hugher.

[Victoria Delsoul]

Victory is ours for the taking, but like a big pussy cat, we are playing with our prey!

Hey, is this some kind of play on words? LOL

[Sabertooth]

Don't you hate it when Baghdad Bob lurks your posts?

[Victoria Delsoul]

And it's not just him, LOL!

[aj2me]

This site is worth the stop, but it is busy...
More memorable sayings of M. S. S.

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