Both Sides Now - Song Parody

LonePalm | 08/30/2003 | LonePalm

[LonePalm]

Both Sides Now
Words & Music by Joni Mitchell
Sung by Judy Collins and Joni Mitchell
Parody by LonePalm

Whines and lines of painful prose, the kind to make you hold your nose.
And lib opinions that she chose, I've read Maureen that way.
But now she only mocks the son. She’s bitch and moan to everyone.
So many things might have been fun, but Dowd got in my way.

I've looked at Dowd from both sides now,
From left and right and still somehow,
It's Dowd's delusions I recall.
I really don't like Dowd, at all

Bill and Hill and Howard Dean the dizzy dancing way they preen.
The way they court each fairy queen, I think the left’s that way.
But now it's just another show, they leave me retching when they go.
And if you care don't let them know, don't give yourself away.

I've seen the left from both sides now,
From in and out, and still somehow,
The left's delusions I recall.
I really don't like libs, at all.

Tears and fears, they’re feeling proud. They shout, "Oh, f*** you" right out loud.
Dreams and schemes and Rent ‘a Crowds, I've looked at libs that way.
But now old reds are acting strange they shake their heads, they think we've changed
but something's lost but something's gained in counting every vote.

I've looked at libs from both sides now,
From win and lose and still somehow,
It's lib's delusions I recall.
I really don't like libs, at all.

[LonePalm]

Enjoy Y’all!
Both Sides Now midi

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[LonePalm]

Opening shot pings!

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[LonePalm]

WFTD Ping!

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[LonePalm]

Parody Ping!

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[MeekOneGOP]

LOL ! Good job !

... and Hill and Howard Dean ...

http://www.onpointradio.org/shows/2002/07/20020703_a_main.asp

Listen

Howard Dean

Howard Dean says he's running for President, and on paper he's quite a candidate. He's the longest-serving Democratic governor. He signed the first law in the country to allow gay unions. And, he's got the endorsement of America's favorite president-that-isn't: Martin Sheen. In real life, most Americans would pass Howard Dean on the street without a second glance. Can a candidate with just about zero national name-recognition actually make a viable run for the nation's highest office? Tonight, Howard Dean, the invisible candidate.

[whereasandsoforth]

Beautiful!

[whereasandsoforth]

Dang! I meant "beau coup"

[Calpernia]

Fun Ping!

LonePalm writes great parodies and blogs often! Enjoy!

[Coleus]

Thanks, he does.

Is he coming to the reunion?

[MEG33]

LOL!Terrific lyrics.

[Calpernia]

I think he has a previous engagement.

[dixie sass]

Tres bein!!! Very good!!!! I (snicker) could sing (chortle) it. Good thing you weren't here to listen! Best one yet!

[Gabz]

WONDERFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[apackof2]

Funny bump

[Constitution Day]

LOL!! Excellent work, sir! [As usual]

[LonePalm]

Thank you Mr. Day.

May I have some more sweet tea?

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[LonePalm]

Ping!

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[Constitution Day]

May I have some more sweet tea?

Of course, but you need some barbecue to go along with that!

Mitchell's Ribs, Chicken and Barbecue

[James1776]

Both Sides Now, sung by Judy Collins, is one of my favorite songs from the '60s. Now it's been improved!

[dmz]

joni mitchell's version was way better (imho)