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MP suspended for bringing out dildo in parliament
Ananova ^
| 9/17/03
| Ananova
Posted on 09/17/2003 12:38:08 PM PDT by martin_fierro
A Colombian MP has been suspended for bringing out a rubber dildo during a parliamentary debate.
Luis Eduardo Diaz used the dildo to illustrate his demand for poor people to be sterilised in Bogota to control birth rates.
After realising that he had offended other MPs, Diaz lost his temper and left the dildo on the desk of the Health Ministry.
MP Fernando Lopez Gutierrez told Terra Noticias Populares: "Mr Diaz was suspended for five sessions.
"His behaviour was disrespectful to the whole town. A rubber penis is not something that should be brought to parliament."
There were no complaints about the human rights implications of Mr Diaz's proposals.
A parliamentary spokesperson later said: "I guess we got so focused on the rubber penis we didn't even pay attention to what he was saying. But of course his proposal would never be accepted."
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posted on
09/17/2003 12:38:56 PM PDT
by
martin_fierro
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To: martin_fierro
crazy Colombiano was just screwing around
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posted on
09/17/2003 12:42:48 PM PDT
by
xsmommy
To: martin_fierro; Tijeras_Slim
To: martin_fierro
Didn't X-42's cigar qualify as a dildo?...Sorta?
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posted on
09/17/2003 12:44:36 PM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(Why do the Flag postage stamps peel off upside down..infiltrators?)
To: xsmommy
HAW! Look whose attention was immediately, um, aroused.
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posted on
09/17/2003 12:44:41 PM PDT
by
martin_fierro
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To: martin_fierro
marteen. i have to ask, how does one say dildo, en espanol? it never came up when i was in Colombia....
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posted on
09/17/2003 12:45:14 PM PDT
by
xsmommy
To: martin_fierro
what? ; )
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posted on
09/17/2003 12:46:43 PM PDT
by
xsmommy
To: xsmommy
it never came up when i was in Colombia.... I suspect that's a personal problem, but seriously folks... (rimshot!)
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posted on
09/17/2003 12:48:02 PM PDT
by
martin_fierro
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To: xsmommy
marteen. i have to ask, how does one say dildo, en espanol? it never came up when i was in Colombia.... Babelfish says "consolador." I have no idea if this is accurate, but I suppose a dildo is a consolation of sorts.
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posted on
09/17/2003 12:49:28 PM PDT
by
Timesink
To: Timesink
a consoler? consolation prize? makes sense.
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posted on
09/17/2003 12:51:02 PM PDT
by
xsmommy
To: Timesink; xsmommy
LOL! Leave it to Timesink to do the "academic research."
I guess "chupete" is out of the running. <|:/~
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posted on
09/17/2003 12:53:01 PM PDT
by
martin_fierro
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To: martin_fierro
juguete que parece un penis. when in doubt, i always describe the object, the word for which i don't know...
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posted on
09/17/2003 12:56:21 PM PDT
by
xsmommy
To: xsmommy; martin_fierro
I have absoleutly no comment on your request for proper pronuciation of 'rubber penis' in different tongues!
<|:-)~~~~
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posted on
09/17/2003 1:01:35 PM PDT
by
JoeSixPack1
(POW/MIA - Bring 'em home, or send us back! Semper Fi (Tag Line copying encouraged))
To: martin_fierro; xsmommy
LOL! Leave it to Timesink to do the "academic research." ey, it'll make a good insult to lob at Cruz Bustamante.
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posted on
09/17/2003 1:03:02 PM PDT
by
Timesink
To: Constitution Day
(images of Nikita Kruschev banging his shoe on the U.N. podium)
THWAP! THWAP!
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posted on
09/17/2003 1:04:20 PM PDT
by
martin_fierro
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To: martin_fierro
Heh. "We will destroy you!"
To: martin_fierro
"Be careful with that thing. You'll put somebody's eye out."
To: martin_fierro
A rubber penis is not something that should be brought to parliamentmy new motto.
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posted on
09/17/2003 1:25:09 PM PDT
by
EggsAckley
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To: martin_fierro
A rubber penis is not something that should be brought to parliament Thank Goodness for Hillary that here in America we don't have a parliamentary system.
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posted on
09/17/2003 1:27:05 PM PDT
by
Yaelle
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