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Michele Bachmann, hell's Barbie (Barf - SF Libs nervous)
San Francisco Chronicle ^ | June 29, 2011 | Mark Morford

Posted on 06/29/2011 10:55:51 AM PDT by wac3rd

Meanwhile, while you were sleeping, while you were allowing your attention to wander to issues more pressing, heartwarming and good, such as gay New Yorkers in love and goofy dogs running marathons, easily the most insane and wide-eyed squirrelmonkey pseudo-politician in your lifetime announced that she is hereby running for president of the United States. And by "running" she does not mean putting on those supercute little silver jogging shoes with the funny blinky LED lights in the heels that she saw at DSW that one time, because that would be silly and not make any sense at all, and she wants people to understand she is very serious about this campaign thing and is definitely not as totally loopy bats--t crazy as your demented Aunt Sylvia with the twitchy eye, 23 parakeets and the addiction to little tubes of Oscar Meyer bologna wrapped around a fistful of oxycodone.

Except, of course, that she totally is.

Yes, Michele Bachmann is running for president. Michele Bachmann, fundamentalist Christian zealot, paranoid isolationist, lowbrow conspiracy theorist, heavily shellacked automaton, anti-choice anti-gay anti-everything neo-Stepford throwback and easily the flat-out nuttiest female ever to raise a hugely depressing $13 million for her clumsy campaign launch, Michele wants to lead us all to salvation.

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(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...


TOPICS: California; Campaign News
KEYWORDS: bachamann; bachmann; economy; globalism; isolationist; liberalism; morford; sandinhispanties; sanfrancisco
The Chronicle's purveyor of snarky one-liners is doing what all Liberals do...projection...his intensity and white-hot hatred of Bachmann (or any Conservative) shows his fear of Obama running on his own record, which is, dismal, at best.
1 posted on 06/29/2011 10:55:56 AM PDT by wac3rd
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To: wac3rd
Wow. Clinical hysteria.
2 posted on 06/29/2011 10:57:45 AM PDT by SMARTY ("Educate men without religion and you make of them but clever devils. " Arthur Wellesley)
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To: wac3rd

He think he’s being cool and funny while everyone sees him as the immature little ‘man” he is . . . provided he is really a “man”


3 posted on 06/29/2011 10:58:12 AM PDT by A_Former_Democrat (EX Congressman Anthony Weiner: "Celebrate 'Perversity'")
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To: wac3rd

And Miss Morford soils his Depends once again.


4 posted on 06/29/2011 10:59:23 AM PDT by Noumenon ("One man with courage is a majority." - Thomas Jefferson)
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To: wac3rd

I’m officially willing to support Bachmann just based on the Left and MSMs disdain for her.


5 posted on 06/29/2011 11:00:32 AM PDT by arderkrag (Georgia is God's Country.----------In the same way Rush is balance, I am consensus.)
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To: wac3rd
Morfodite Alert!

You have been warned.

6 posted on 06/29/2011 11:01:50 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (Serenity now!)
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To: A_Former_Democrat

They don’t like conservatives...but the real reason they don’t like Michele, Sarah, and several others is answered right in the article

fundamentalist Christian

That scares lefties more than anything


7 posted on 06/29/2011 11:02:13 AM PDT by BubbaJunebug
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To: wac3rd

That rhetoric looks familiar. ;-)


8 posted on 06/29/2011 11:03:33 AM PDT by familyop ("Wanna cigarette? You're never too young to start." --Deacon, "Waterworld")
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To: wac3rd

Hissy journalism.


9 posted on 06/29/2011 11:04:24 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: wac3rd

Typical of the vulgar misogynist left.


10 posted on 06/29/2011 11:06:36 AM PDT by School of Rational Thought ("The proposition that the government is always right is manifested either in corruption or benefits)
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To: wac3rd

Typical of the vulgar misogynist left.


11 posted on 06/29/2011 11:06:48 AM PDT by School of Rational Thought ("The proposition that the government is always right is manifested either in corruption or benefits)
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To: familyop

We don’t see Miss Morford’s puke very often, here, so changes are noticeable. (S)he seems to be much creepier than before; dangerously creepy. I can see Morford and its like doing something violent.


12 posted on 06/29/2011 11:07:24 AM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: wac3rd

Mark “Read me, I’m witty” Morford is kind of an embarrassment to the Chronicle, IMO.


13 posted on 06/29/2011 11:09:14 AM PDT by GSWarrior
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To: wac3rd
You know, Mark Morford used to be shocking.

But with the insanity emanating from Washington the last 3 years, Mark seems tame these days.

He's gonna have to up his game.

14 posted on 06/29/2011 11:09:26 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Until Obama, has there ever been, in history, a Traitorous Ruler?)
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To: School of Rational Thought

I’m convinced that Morford is a sodomizer, and hates women because he wants to be one and isn’t. I suspect that Miss Morford wishes he were a woman, so that he could get pregnant and then commit an abortion.


15 posted on 06/29/2011 11:09:51 AM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: A_Former_Democrat

He partakes in sword swallowing, per his own admission.

He is one of the same people who think Obama is so, so smart. Palin and Bachmann are not Ivy Leaguers, and could never understand how bright a Crypto-Marxist thinks and how “Progressive” policies of open borders, appeasement of Islam, abortion or homosexual advocacy are for the “smart people.”

The “Backwater Barbie” scares the crap out of someone like Morford, who hates logic and hard work, and loves Government programs and redistribution of wealth.


16 posted on 06/29/2011 11:13:07 AM PDT by wac3rd (Somewhere in Hell, Ted Kennedy snickers....)
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To: wac3rd
"Michele Bachmann,...paranoid isolationist,...heavily shellacked automaton, anti-choice...neo-Stepford throwback..."

There's the author's real problem, and the problem of many others: fear of the slave pool shrinking. The following is much more related than first glance would tell.

China Wants To Construct A 50 Square Mile Self-Sustaining City South Of Boise, Idaho
(one of the "'special economic zones' inside our country")
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2731687/posts


17 posted on 06/29/2011 11:14:13 AM PDT by familyop (Rome was burned in a day--twice.)
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To: wac3rd
hugely depressing $13 million

Money well spent then. Bat sh_t must be the latest favorite term of the one celled Leftist brain these days since I noticed Maher using it in his Bristol attack the other day.

18 posted on 06/29/2011 11:14:37 AM PDT by throwback ( The object of opening the mind, as of opening the mouth, is to shut it again on something solid)
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To: wac3rd

How gay.. The gays hate Bachmann and Palin because they are what “they” can never be.. ON their best days they might impersonate Liza Minnelli... in her strangeness....


19 posted on 06/29/2011 11:14:57 AM PDT by hosepipe (This propaganda has been edited to include some fully orbed hyperbole...)
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To: wac3rd

Yes, Michele Bachmann is running for president. Michele Bachmann, fundamentalist Christian zealot, paranoid isolationist, lowbrow conspiracy theorist, heavily shellacked automaton, anti-choice anti-gay anti-everything**********

Hey Morford, I’ll bet she’s not anti-circumcision. No doubt you and your merry little band of gay crusaders are only looking out for the kids.


20 posted on 06/29/2011 11:19:07 AM PDT by bereanway
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To: wac3rd

He writes like the puss-boy he is. If he wasn’t once a woman, he is now. I had to look at the by-line twice to make sure I was seeing a masculine name. Clearly mis-identified.


21 posted on 06/29/2011 11:20:43 AM PDT by OriginalChristian (The end of America, as founded, began when the first Career Politician was elected...)
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To: wac3rd
Morford - from the Anglo-Saxon "Mo" meaning attention or warning and "Rford" originally "rrrfoooordg" from the result of drinking too much cheap mead.

"Morford" signs can still be seen at the entrances of some British alehouses warning patrons that the floor might be slippery.

22 posted on 06/29/2011 11:21:22 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice! Tea Party extremism is a badge of honor.)
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To: SMARTY

Hard to think of a place that needs salvation more than San Fran Nutsville.


23 posted on 06/29/2011 11:22:39 AM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
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To: wac3rd

Hatin’ on women again, eh, Mark? Oh... San Francisco... that explains it.


24 posted on 06/29/2011 11:33:02 AM PDT by ScottinVA (Imagine.... a world without islam.)
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To: Georgia Girl 2

“Meanwhile, while you were sleeping, while you were allowing your attention to wander to issues more pressing, heartwarming and good, such as gay New Yorkers in love and goofy dogs running marathons, easily the most insane and wide-eyed squirrelmonkey pseudo-politician in your lifetime announced that she is hereby running for president of the United States.”

Pelosi declared?


25 posted on 06/29/2011 11:33:09 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (Liberals who graduate from Ivy League schools are the dumbest people on the planet.)
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To: wac3rd

These sore A-holes should *conserve* their ink. This vile idiocy isn’t even fit for bird cage liners, but I think pet birds and goldfish are now outlawed in San Francisco.


26 posted on 06/29/2011 11:33:52 AM PDT by onyx (If you truly like and support Sarah Palin and want on her BUSY Ping List, let me know!)
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To: onyx

Morford has been suspended twice because of his writing. Maybe it is time to complain how ti is offensive and get rid of the morfo.


27 posted on 06/29/2011 11:36:03 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (Liberals who graduate from Ivy League schools are the dumbest people on the planet.)
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To: wac3rd
The Chronicle's purveyor of snarky one-liners is doing what all Liberals do...projection...his intensity and white-hot hatred of Bachmann

This is not hate it is envy. He sees a woman in full glory and he is diminished and exposed as a sick little pervert.

28 posted on 06/29/2011 11:37:34 AM PDT by oldbrowser (Breitbart for a Pulitzer Prize)
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To: oldbrowser
This is not hate it is envy.

It's both ... the little faggot hates himself, and hates what he wants to be but cannot.

29 posted on 06/29/2011 11:40:16 AM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: EQAndyBuzz

I’ve never heard of him but I will happily complain if you think it will help.


30 posted on 06/29/2011 11:41:34 AM PDT by onyx (If you truly like and support Sarah Palin and want on her BUSY Ping List, let me know!)
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To: wac3rd

Posting any article from the San Francisco Chronicle points out the insanity of that social disease ridden newspaper. This is total yellow “journalism,” the paper is in its death throes, and what is totally lacking is the concept of journalism! The Chronicle seizes every opportunity to put gay in your face, i.e. perversion is the “new norm.” NOT! It smears and condemns conservatives, especially female conservatives. It is anti-religion, especially if you are Christian or Jew, but will never say anything negative about Islam. Lastly, its socialistic/communistic undertones are so obvious, considering its condemnation of the concept of success! Think of the San Francisco Chronicle as the mouthpiece of George Soros and Barack Obama. On the other hand, if you are light of heart, think of the Chronicle as fantasyland in Hell.


31 posted on 06/29/2011 11:41:56 AM PDT by Ranger Warrior ("To stand in silence when they should be protesting makes cowards out of men." - Abraham Lincoln)
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To: wac3rd

Sorry , but I refuse to read the SF Chronicle It’s like reading a bully pit in fourth grade. I want to get my news from people who know how to think, how to write and who have graduated from eighth grade sans the indoctrination!

Go Michelle! Don’t let the brainwashed get to you! Greater is He who lives in us than he who lives in the world!


32 posted on 06/29/2011 11:44:22 AM PDT by Paperdoll (NO MORE BUSHS!)
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To: ScottinVA
I think I prefer Minneapolis Barbie to the San Francisco version:


33 posted on 06/29/2011 11:45:10 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh (America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
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To: wac3rd

This dude writes like a damn idiot. He should be interviewed by Stephanopolous, not Bachmann.


34 posted on 06/29/2011 11:49:54 AM PDT by popdonnelly (Democrats = authoritarian socialists)
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To: wac3rd

Morford is the master of the run-on sentence. If he talked the way he writes, he would pass out from lack of oxygen every few minutes.


35 posted on 06/29/2011 12:09:39 PM PDT by Disambiguator
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To: ArrogantBustard

Ding! Ding! Ding!

We have a winner!


36 posted on 06/29/2011 12:24:00 PM PDT by Emperor Palpatine (Can you afford to board the Chattanooga Choo-Choo?)
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To: wac3rd

What is it with liberal’s obsession with Barbie? The Mattel Barbie doesn’t reflect a real woman’s anatomy, Sarah Palin is Caribou Barbie and now Michele Bachmann is hell’s Barbie. Liberals have entirely too much time on their hands.


37 posted on 06/29/2011 12:24:14 PM PDT by LottieDah (If only those who speak so eloquently on behalf of animals would do so on behalf of the unborn.)
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To: SMARTY

The more Isee stuff such as this, the more I think, dayum, Bachmann may have a real chance.


38 posted on 06/29/2011 1:06:38 PM PDT by fightinJAG (I am sick of people adding their comments to titles in the title box. Thank you.)
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To: EQAndyBuzz

LOL!!!


39 posted on 06/29/2011 1:34:33 PM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
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To: wac3rd

How is Michele “insane”? Give me one solid reason you (I’m speaking to libs) would call her that. That’s misogony. The left are sick. If Palin doesn’t get in I hope Michele runs away with it and scares the crap out of the left.


40 posted on 06/29/2011 2:26:09 PM PDT by toddausauras
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