Skip to comments.Michele Bachmann, hell's Barbie (Barf - SF Libs nervous)
Posted on 06/29/2011 10:55:51 AM PDT by wac3rd
Meanwhile, while you were sleeping, while you were allowing your attention to wander to issues more pressing, heartwarming and good, such as gay New Yorkers in love and goofy dogs running marathons, easily the most insane and wide-eyed squirrelmonkey pseudo-politician in your lifetime announced that she is hereby running for president of the United States. And by "running" she does not mean putting on those supercute little silver jogging shoes with the funny blinky LED lights in the heels that she saw at DSW that one time, because that would be silly and not make any sense at all, and she wants people to understand she is very serious about this campaign thing and is definitely not as totally loopy bats--t crazy as your demented Aunt Sylvia with the twitchy eye, 23 parakeets and the addiction to little tubes of Oscar Meyer bologna wrapped around a fistful of oxycodone.
Except, of course, that she totally is.
Yes, Michele Bachmann is running for president. Michele Bachmann, fundamentalist Christian zealot, paranoid isolationist, lowbrow conspiracy theorist, heavily shellacked automaton, anti-choice anti-gay anti-everything neo-Stepford throwback and easily the flat-out nuttiest female ever to raise a hugely depressing $13 million for her clumsy campaign launch, Michele wants to lead us all to salvation.
(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...
He think he’s being cool and funny while everyone sees him as the immature little ‘man” he is . . . provided he is really a “man”
And Miss Morford soils his Depends once again.
I’m officially willing to support Bachmann just based on the Left and MSMs disdain for her.
You have been warned.
They don’t like conservatives...but the real reason they don’t like Michele, Sarah, and several others is answered right in the article
That scares lefties more than anything
That rhetoric looks familiar. ;-)
Typical of the vulgar misogynist left.
Typical of the vulgar misogynist left.
We don’t see Miss Morford’s puke very often, here, so changes are noticeable. (S)he seems to be much creepier than before; dangerously creepy. I can see Morford and its like doing something violent.
Mark “Read me, I’m witty” Morford is kind of an embarrassment to the Chronicle, IMO.
But with the insanity emanating from Washington the last 3 years, Mark seems tame these days.
He's gonna have to up his game.
I’m convinced that Morford is a sodomizer, and hates women because he wants to be one and isn’t. I suspect that Miss Morford wishes he were a woman, so that he could get pregnant and then commit an abortion.
He partakes in sword swallowing, per his own admission.
He is one of the same people who think Obama is so, so smart. Palin and Bachmann are not Ivy Leaguers, and could never understand how bright a Crypto-Marxist thinks and how “Progressive” policies of open borders, appeasement of Islam, abortion or homosexual advocacy are for the “smart people.”
The “Backwater Barbie” scares the crap out of someone like Morford, who hates logic and hard work, and loves Government programs and redistribution of wealth.
Money well spent then. Bat sh_t must be the latest favorite term of the one celled Leftist brain these days since I noticed Maher using it in his Bristol attack the other day.
How gay.. The gays hate Bachmann and Palin because they are what “they” can never be.. ON their best days they might impersonate Liza Minnelli... in her strangeness....
Yes, Michele Bachmann is running for president. Michele Bachmann, fundamentalist Christian zealot, paranoid isolationist, lowbrow conspiracy theorist, heavily shellacked automaton, anti-choice anti-gay anti-everything**********
Hey Morford, I’ll bet she’s not anti-circumcision. No doubt you and your merry little band of gay crusaders are only looking out for the kids.
He writes like the puss-boy he is. If he wasn’t once a woman, he is now. I had to look at the by-line twice to make sure I was seeing a masculine name. Clearly mis-identified.
"Morford" signs can still be seen at the entrances of some British alehouses warning patrons that the floor might be slippery.
Hard to think of a place that needs salvation more than San Fran Nutsville.
Hatin’ on women again, eh, Mark? Oh... San Francisco... that explains it.
“Meanwhile, while you were sleeping, while you were allowing your attention to wander to issues more pressing, heartwarming and good, such as gay New Yorkers in love and goofy dogs running marathons, easily the most insane and wide-eyed squirrelmonkey pseudo-politician in your lifetime announced that she is hereby running for president of the United States.”
These sore A-holes should *conserve* their ink. This vile idiocy isn’t even fit for bird cage liners, but I think pet birds and goldfish are now outlawed in San Francisco.
Morford has been suspended twice because of his writing. Maybe it is time to complain how ti is offensive and get rid of the morfo.
This is not hate it is envy. He sees a woman in full glory and he is diminished and exposed as a sick little pervert.
It's both ... the little faggot hates himself, and hates what he wants to be but cannot.
I’ve never heard of him but I will happily complain if you think it will help.
Posting any article from the San Francisco Chronicle points out the insanity of that social disease ridden newspaper. This is total yellow “journalism,” the paper is in its death throes, and what is totally lacking is the concept of journalism! The Chronicle seizes every opportunity to put gay in your face, i.e. perversion is the “new norm.” NOT! It smears and condemns conservatives, especially female conservatives. It is anti-religion, especially if you are Christian or Jew, but will never say anything negative about Islam. Lastly, its socialistic/communistic undertones are so obvious, considering its condemnation of the concept of success! Think of the San Francisco Chronicle as the mouthpiece of George Soros and Barack Obama. On the other hand, if you are light of heart, think of the Chronicle as fantasyland in Hell.
Sorry , but I refuse to read the SF Chronicle It’s like reading a bully pit in fourth grade. I want to get my news from people who know how to think, how to write and who have graduated from eighth grade sans the indoctrination!
Go Michelle! Don’t let the brainwashed get to you! Greater is He who lives in us than he who lives in the world!
This dude writes like a damn idiot. He should be interviewed by Stephanopolous, not Bachmann.
Morford is the master of the run-on sentence. If he talked the way he writes, he would pass out from lack of oxygen every few minutes.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
We have a winner!
What is it with liberal’s obsession with Barbie? The Mattel Barbie doesn’t reflect a real woman’s anatomy, Sarah Palin is Caribou Barbie and now Michele Bachmann is hell’s Barbie. Liberals have entirely too much time on their hands.
The more Isee stuff such as this, the more I think, dayum, Bachmann may have a real chance.
How is Michele “insane”? Give me one solid reason you (I’m speaking to libs) would call her that. That’s misogony. The left are sick. If Palin doesn’t get in I hope Michele runs away with it and scares the crap out of the left.
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