Panic in Khartoum: Foreigners Shake Hands, Make Penises Disappear

The Middle East Research Institute ^ | MEMRI

[JohnathanRGalt]

We should launch an investigation into this.

[.cnI redruM]

Next these meanies will bomb Sudaneese asprin factories...

[Jeff Chandler]

Remeber: all cultures are equal.

[shrinkermd]

I am surprised the Jews didn't do this.

[Spruce]

Just when I was sure this place was right out of the 11th century they go and turn back the clock to around 5,000 B.C.. What a bunch of friggin cavemen!

[exit82]

You shake your own hand,pal.

[capt. norm]

" making their penises disappear"

That's pretty close to my reaction to seeing a picture of Hillary Clinton.

[Kenton]

In conclusion Abbas wrote: "That man, who, as it is claimed, is from West Africa, is an imperialist Zionist agent that was sent to prevent our people from procreating and multiplying…"

Ah, jeez, if it was really that easy we would have done it years ago.

[martin_fierro]

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[PatrickHenry]

Thinking of you ...

[TADSLOS]

Men in Black, no doubt. Their fingerprints are all over...well, you know...

[kinghorse]

"I am surprised the Jews didn't do this."

You obviously didn't read the article.

And no bub, that's not my hand you're shaking.

[CSXT]

Good reason for Bill Clinton to stay away from the Sudan.

[dirtboy]

The panic was caused by rumors of foreigners roaming the city and shaking men's hands, making their penises disappear.

Some foreigners don't need to shake hands to accomplish that:

[Oldeconomybuyer]

"Panic in Khartoum: Foreigners Shake Hands, Make Penises Disappear"

Sounds a lot like San Francisco.

[KarlInOhio]

I am surprised the Jews didn't do this.

In conclusion Abbas wrote: "That man, who, as it is claimed, is from West Africa, is an imperialist Zionist agent that was sent to prevent our people from procreating and multiplying…"

[JohnathanRGalt]

I am surprised the Jews didn't do this.

In the newspaper report, the Zionists are blamed:

Focusing on the report of the Sudanese man who lost his penis after contact with a comb, Abbas wrote: "No doubt, this comb was a laser-controlled surgical robot that penetrates the skull [and passes] to the lower body and emasculates a man!!

"I wanted to tell that man who fell victim to the electronic comb: 'You jackass, how can you put a comb from a man you don't know to your head, while even relatives avoid using the same comb?!'"

It Is a Zionist Plot

In conclusion Abbas wrote: "That man, who, as it is claimed, is from West Africa, is an imperialist Zionist agent that was sent to prevent our people from procreating and multiplying…" 12

[Junior]

A "Truth is out there" ping...

[ErnBatavia]

" making their penises disappear" That's pretty close to my reaction to seeing a picture of Hillary Clinton.

The Viagra Antidote...

[Billthedrill]

That man, who, as it is claimed, is from West Africa, is an imperialist Zionist agent that was sent to prevent our people from procreating and multiplying…

The Jews stole my penis. Dang it, I hate it when that happens.