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Day One: "DNA 101"
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| Oct 29 2003
Posted on 10/30/2003 5:29:43 AM PST by runningbear
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To: Velveeta
Sorry, don't try that whining on me, girl. You're the O N L Y person we've been able to find with the perfect accent. Now, do your duty, pack your bags, and off New Mexico with you.
To: Devil_Anse
You, you mean, you er DIDN'T get him the matching orange jump suit with the mask?
To: Sandylapper
I'm trying to work out a deal with the local jailers to get the suit for free. I may have to vandalize something to get it, though.
To: Devil_Anse; editer
Ted can't talk! LOL
S'all I'm sayin. Oh, and he doesn't make any sense when he does talk. And if he mentions ONE more time about how HE was a detective and Bernie and Geoff weren't, I'm gonna hurl something at plasma.
To: Sandylapper
(stamping left foot) No!
To: Devil_Anse
You cheapskate and dummy! Just go to the laundry room at the jail and bribe the laundry attendant! You would try to go through jailhouse administation ! Sheesh!
To: Velveeta
You're still here? Turn in your tiara right now, young lady. ALL OF THEM!
Goodnight folks.
To: Sandylapper
You'll have to come here and try to take all these tiaras off my head. I double dog dare you.
To: Velveeta
Sister, you're on!!! (Drawing back my left hand, throwing a jab to your jaw, while giving a series of right crosses to the mid section). TAKE THAT!
To: Sandylapper
But it might be the wrong color... I'd hate to have "Scott" appearing in colors that signify "jailed for passing bad checks"...
To: Sandylapper; Velveeta
Omigosh! Girls, before it gets that violent, at least tell us what you were wearing when you were last seen!
To: Velveeta
Omigosh! I forgot that THING you have about clowns!!
Okay, THIS time, b/f you go to bed, see, string a thin wire across the doorway (uh, be sure husband is already in bed b/f you do this). That way, after you put the clown in the wastebasket for the umpteenth time, you'll be able to catch your youngest sneaking in to put it back on the shelf.
To: editer
How uncaring of you to not like Ted simply b/c he has a speech defect and only half a brain.
To: Sandylapper
It's gotta be red! Capital, you know!
To: Devil_Anse
ORANGE will be good at HALLOWEEN, Anse. Trust me! He's just a kid, daggnabbit!
To: Velveeta
Surely Bernie and Geoff, hotshot lawyers that they are (?), could think of a comeback for that... "We've played a lot more golf than you, Ted."
To: Sandylapper
Well, that's a point. "Junior Murderer".
To: Devil_Anse
She was last seen wearing black slacks and a creamy white pullover. She's on her way to NM. I let her keep the tiaras.
P.S. She was also wearing a red coat. Her jaw was a little swollen, but she had an icepack.
To: Devil_Anse
It's not a speech defect exactly. Occasionally, he uses ebonics. Editer wouldn't hold that against him.
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