Day One: "DNA 101"

KGO TV ^ | Oct 29 2003

[CurlyDave]

Take a hair and wedge it into the middle of a pair of needle-nose pliers.

The news reports said the hair was "on" the pliers, not "in" the pliers. I completely discount any reports saying the hair was "wrapped around" the pliers. How do you wrap a 1" hair around a pair of pliers?

[Devil_Anse]

... and a bent tiara on her head...

[Devil_Anse]

Okay, it's a brain defect.

[Sandylapper]

Trust me on this, too, Anse. Everybody will get the general idea with only the mask.

[Devil_Anse]

The hair was stuck in the pliers. That's why it didn't blow away.

[Sandylapper]

Man, oh man, was she ever stubborn about those tiaras!!!

[Sandylapper]

I'm being taken out of context here, I can tell.

[CurlyDave]

Twisted around a pair of needle nose pliars?

No, but I haven't ever looked there.

Please explain to me how a 1" long piece of hair gets "wrapped around" anything.

I have found them entangled in the blade of my pocket knife, and no I haven't been threatening any stabbings.

I have also found them inside computers, and she hasen't been in there. If she makes lunch for me, the lunch will often contain a hair somewhere. If I find one I take it off & through it away. If I was working on somnething out in the garage & eating a sandwich it would be very easy for a hair to get into my toolbox.

[Devil_Anse]

http://www.fresnobee.com/local/story/7555409p-8466948c.html

From the above article: "...a single black-colored hair attached to a pair of pliers found in Peterson's boat..."

This source is only one of a great many which say that the hair was attached to the pliers, or that the hair was in the pliers.

This article goes on to describe how the hair and pliers were photographed, to show the way the hair was found--caught in the pliers.

[Devil_Anse]

The hair was originally about 6 inches long, and broke into two pieces, one piece 5" long, another 1" long. The hair was originally STUCK in the pliers. The hair was photographed as it was, stuck in the pliers. Read the articles. There are numerous articles which say this, and they are not all quoting from one another.

Suggest your wife adjust her diet.

[Devil_Anse]

And I suppose we'll have to talk his brother, who is almost a foot taller than he, into dressing up as....... Laci?

I don't think this is going to work...

[blondee123]

Well, your explanation as to why he loves the shower is certainly less gross than the one that was running through my mind, lol.

Mine too, best we not "go" there!! LOL

[blondee123]

Hey, maybe that's it! All will go smoothly unless he knocks over Jackie's oxygen tank on the way out the door!

Snicker.....

[Sandylapper]

The hair was originally STUCK in the pliers.

Thank you, Anse. I knew I had never heard the hair was WOUND around the pliers.

[Sandylapper]

Couldn't ya just get a mannekin or something and dismember it? What about an old scarecrow (you could steal one from a pumpkin patch), and fix it up--ya know, make it headless and limbless.

[Devil_Anse]

Now, Scott, now! Hurry, Scott, hurry...

(shuffle, shuffle)

CLANK!!!

[blondee123]

It's what I THOUGHT Wendy Murphy was saying on CTV just about 30 minutes ago. I need confirmation. I know she said it, but don't know if she was speculating, or stating something she knew to be a fact.

Nancy Grace said the same thing tonite, as if it were fact, not speculation, so let's hope it is fact! That would prove more lies for Snotty, he just keeps digging himself in deeper!

[Devil_Anse]

Seems like part of it would be, though, if it was stuck in the middle... well, the police took a picture of it, so eventually we're gonna get to SEE.

[Yaelle]

You think you've got it bad! My son who turns 12 on Sunday found a TOILET costume on EBay! And I won it for him! Yes, I will be taking my three boys out for trick-or-treating tomorrow and one will be dressed as a TOILET. It is a soft seat you wear around your neck with the lid behind the head, and from your neckline hangs a roll of toilet paper. Yes, it DOES come with a rubber poop you can attach to the seat. Sigh.

And then I have a six-year-old Goku from Dragon Ball Z and a tiny bumble bee.

[Devil_Anse]

Gasp!!

Maybe we'll have him be accompanied by Amber... That's it. I'll dress up as Amber. Now if I could just lose 20 pounds by tomorrow, and get braces, and...