Day One: "DNA 101"

KGO TV ^ | Oct 29 2003

[Yaelle]

Maybe I am ignorant here, but just what do these lawyers actually working a case or these investigators or experts like Lee actually MAKE for their appearances?

And if they get paid, shouldn't we pay the senators and cabinet members on Meet the Press too? This seems so weird.

[Yaelle]

Without looking down, can you tell us what YOU're wearing? I think you're okay then.

You know, I think I can! Good, I feel a little better! LOL.

[Devil_Anse]

Oh. My. God.

I am SO GLAD my son the killer clown couldn't go on E-Bay b/c his parents are always hogging the computer!!!

[Sandylapper]

Oh, goodee! Maybe the transcript is up. Thanks, blondee! I'll go check!

[Devil_Anse]

I don't know how much they get paid for an appearance, but I am 100% sure they are not doing it for love!

WHAT??? Pay those scumbags for going on Meet the Press, when they should be sitting in their offices working for US???

(whew) Sorry, er, whenever I think of how much money members of Congress get, from various things, I start to have heart palpitations...

[Yaelle]

Twisted around a pair of needle nose pliars?

You know, curling irons just don't work for me. When I want a really nice do, especially for the holidays, there is NOTHING that will give my hair that festive curl like twisting it in the old needlenose and then misting it from the ocean. Why, I'd drive 90 miles if I had to, to get the conditions right. Pregnant or not.

"It is better to look good than to feel good." Something Scotty might know a little about. I have NEVER seen a better jailhouse haircut since Elvis rocked the cellblock. That aint no Supercut.

[blondee123]

Are ya prepared to get boiling mad? Well, I got home about 6:05 tonight and caught essentially the first half hour of LKL.

CO, I refuse to watch LKL, it is totally slanted toward the defense, plus LKL's looks make me nauseous!!

[Sandylapper]

Amber would be good. The braces should be easy, but the 20 lbs., I dunno.....

[Yaelle]

Snott, obviously picked very basic colors just to be "safe."

I agree with you; that's what he did. However, the weird thing is his explanation for his blonde do at the time of his arrest. The swimming pool??? I am sure he was not blonde ALL OVER, if you know what I mean. Shouldn't his lie have been "I dyed it because of the bad attention I've been getting due to this false accusation against me"?

[Howlin]

[Howlin]

That aint no Supercut.

I was wondering about that myself. I wonder how he manages that?

[Yaelle]

Hey! I could do Amber.... from the neck up! ROFL! How could I get rid of the 20 lbs in 24 hours????

[Yaelle]

Why does Scaught never have a bad hair day?

[Devil_Anse]

twisting it in the old needlenose

LOL!!!

A person just has to be careful not to twist too hard--or their head will come off.

AAUUUUGHH! (thwack!) How could I say that???! I'd better go to bed! Good night!

[Yaelle]

And poor little Scotty, rationing out his chippy-whippies. Why don't we all go out and buy him HUGE superbags of chips, poke a hole in the bag, and drag it first through some ocean water. SO it can be like he was SHARING with Laci whom he LOVES and MISSES so MUCH.

[Yaelle]

Night, Devil. Sleep well!

[Devil_Anse]

Wait, wait!! I just have to say something to THIS one!

"I am sure he was not blonde ALL OVER, if you know what I mean."

At last!! Now we know what Amber's been called to testify about!!

[Devil_Anse]

Perhaps he has someone special doing his hair for him in the jail, there.

[blondee123]

The news reports said the hair was "on" the pliers, not "in" the pliers. I completely discount any reports saying the hair was "wrapped around" the pliers. How do you wrap a 1" hair around a pair of pliers?

According to Nancy Grace on CTV tonite, she claims the hair was tangled in the pliers. I know my hair sheds, but how do you get it "tangled" in pliers. I use them myself quite often in flower arranging & never have seen any of my hair in the needle nose pliers & I have very long hair.

[Sandylapper]

http://www.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0310/30/lkl.00.html

Here's the transcript from tonight's LKL.