Note the sign on the right. Don’t bother their little heads with facts, like all those dead Shiites from the ‘91 uprising.
Posted on 11/03/2003 8:53:27 AM PST by Mr. Silverback
Appeasenik protests time travel field trip
Between the punchdown.org March and April protests exhibit and the Wrong ANSWER rally in DC, there was too much stupidity going on in the world to fit in one Caption-A-Rama! I’m afraid I’ll break one of JimRob’s servers or something. This week we’ll advance the field trip up to Portugal (Romania through Yemen next week, I promise), and also I’ve got a bunch of ANSWER stuff, but there’ll be more of that next week, too. Now, get your gas mask firmly in place, and let’s go see some appeaseniks!
Lebanon
Note the sign on the right. Don’t bother their little heads with facts, like all those dead Shiites from the ‘91 uprising.
Should have booked a bigger room for the Cop-Appeasenik Spring Mixer
Believe it or not, there are still fans of MTV’s Headbanger’s Ball in Lebanon.
Mexico
Dead mimes by the barrel? As a great man once said, “I’ll buy that for a dollar!”
I will assault you with a deadly weapon for peace, Part Cinco.
This sign calls for the President to eat (and presumably choke on) another pretzel. The peace movement: It’s all about loving every person, isn’t it?
Hate And Rockets.
Uh-oh. I didn’t know Tigger was against the war. Maybe we should rethink this whole thing.
This photo shows victims of the Hallabjah massacre...ooops, never mind, it’s Mexican idiots staging a die-in. My bad!
Oh man, there is just too much to go after in this one...
They’ll support a world socialist government and like it, or she’ll smack their hands with a ruler real good.
Nepal
Singing to a Bob Seeger and the Silver Bullet Band tune:“I’m a commie in Katmandu, I really dig all those Marxist views, if I ever get out of here, I’ll crash with Kim or Hu!”
“Yes! I burned an effigy! I am The Man!”
Netherlands
You’ve just gotta love the endless supply of mutually exclusive peacenik slogans
Cute! Here’s mine: Stop talking out of your NETHER regions to suppress other LANDS.
New Zealand
Sorry, I'm too busy laughing to comment on this one.
Nicaragua
Keep Saddam in power. It’s what Jesus would do.
Pakistan
I have no idea what’s going on here, but it sure doesn’t look peaceful.
The guy at center is taking one last look at his remarks about “world-domination by the blood-sucking Jews”, which he will later claim were taken out of context.
“I stand for peace and brotherhood, which is why I’m hiding my face.”
“Yo, yo, yo, I’m just here chillin’ with my homeys Islam style!”
OK, you’ve proven that you know how to operate scissors and a gluestick, but I’m not getting your point.
Gotta love the Palm Springs T-Shirt on the girl at left. Did she buy that while on vacation in the U.S. with her rich daddy? Is that one of the many donated shirts that make their way from American closets to disadvantaged people around the world? Or is she an American traitor, as her bare arms (slut!) would seem to indicate?
She got this idea from an episode of Gilligan’s Island, Allah be praised!
Protesting America’s imperialist assault on the little green men of our galaxy.
“AAAAUUUUGH!!! WHERE ARE MY DEPENDSTM?!!?? WHERE THE %&^$ ARE MY %$#^ DEPENDSTM?!!?? AAAAAUUUGH!!!!”
“FORGET HIM!! I NEED DEPENDSTM EVEN MORE!!! IN FACT, I COULD USE A CHANGE RIGHT NOW!! WHERE ARE MY DEPENDSTM?!!??
Complete incoherence (the chimp signs) and the quest for the Worst Effigy Ever world record continue.
“He ain’t heavyyyyy...he’s my crappy effigyyyyy...”
Thinking: “Oh wow, how’d that fit up my nose in the first place?”
“This is the finger of Islam, which must be pulled by America!”
Wow, they’re so much smarter than we are...
“Gimme that falafel, I haven’t eaten all morning!”
Palestine
The two minutes hate...now for little girls. BTW...is that Rachel Corrie’s younger sister? This is the Palestinian vision of world peace: People of every creed and color, coming to gether in perfect harmony to wipe out the Jews.
Palestinian schools pass a deep yearning for peace on to the next generation.
Mirrored shades never went out of style in Palestine, and can still get you some serious props.
“We just want peace! Why can’t you understand that we just want peace?!?”
“Dude, this protest is so righteous!”
The Nablus chapter of Muslim Women for Non-Conformity kindly volunteered to sweep the streets during the protest.
Yeah, we silenced you. It’s all part of the grand scheme to make Arab ten-year olds shut up so we can dominate the world.
“Please do not jog quite so briskly Ahmed, you are hurting my jumblies quite badly! Oh, wait...$#^$*!! Did I have the bullhorn on when I said that?”
Great news! The Palestinians are going to stop blowing up innnocent Israeli women and children! Oh, hang on, that’s not what they meant. False alarm.
Saddam and Freedom go together like rattlesnakes and mice.
“Oh Saddam, why didn’t I accept when you first proposed to me? I would be living in the lap of luxury, and you would have been a loverboy of George Cloonean proportions!”
Panama
Oh crap, more evidence that the world has discovered that our President is an undead fiend! Even the mimes know, EVEN THE MIMIES!!!
This sign asks, “And the children of Iraq?” Well, if we do nothing, they keep getting tortured and starved. Answer your question?
People’s Republic of China
Well then, what’s your excuse?
“Son, the DARE shirt’s not fooling us.
Phillipines
I’m not sure what’s going on here, but I’m pretty sure I’d say, “Ewww!” if I was.
Appeaseniks are to cleanliness as vampires are to garlic.
One of the big mysteries about these appeasers is why they think that pictures of Dubya in mid-word are really devastating attacks on his dignity.
Being called a freak by a bunch of freaks...not exactly frightful.
A letter to the editor by a local businesswoman appeared in all three of our local papers this week. It compared a new eminent domain sewer project in our area to the Nazis murdering 6 million jews in the Holocaust. I was reminded of it by this picture, which has about the same level of inaccuracy and hysteria.
Even she couldn’t handle the stink
Poland 
Yet another mask that doesn’t look anything like the President. Also, notice the famous Vietnam “napalmed little girl” photo in the background. Yep, a photo from a war three decades ago, fought for completely different reasosns, showing a girl who was burned in a South Vietnamese Air Force strike, that’s really convincing me to let Saddam keep training terrorists.
Portugal
This protest was directed by Quentin Tarantino
Appeaseniks unite to give the wrong ANSWER
Almost all of these photos were taken in Washington and San Fran, but I’ve mixed in a few foreign pics from protests on the same day. Thanks to Every Freeper who pointed us all to some of these great photos in the After-Action threads, especially jonalvy44 and his PABAAH.com gallery!
See, Dubya loves everybody, even the trolls from Democratic Underground. In all seriousness, could somebody tell me who these Dubya masks are actually modeled after? I’ve never seen a mask that looked less like the person they’re supposed to represent. Some of them are so bad that the only similarity is that they’re both white males.
See what I mean? This is supposed to be Dubya standing with Schwarzenegger outside SHAPE HQ in Belgium, but the guy on the right could be Milton Berle, Dick Nixon, Grandpa Munster with a haircut, anybody!
Here we have a case where professional liars (actually, are you a professional anything if you get paid in doobage?) who have never had a real job (and never will) are calling for the firing of a Harvard MBA, for lies he never told.. Priceless!
Reno, Nevada weighs in with a Butch-tastic protest. I like the tape across the mouth, too, something all these people should think about adopting.
A patriotic counter-protestor in Reno. She found she could tolerate the stink from across the street if she plugged one nostril at all times.
Male Freepers, this cowboy is ready to make love, not war, with you!
Ron Kovic answers the question, “How many BM’s have you had today, Ron?” It’s important to keep him regular, you know.
Why are they talking about Clinton at an anti-war protest? Well, they say pot screws up your time sense, so maybe they think they’re protesting Operation Desert Fox.
Medea Benjamin of Code Pink yells, “Onward and upward to ever-greater stupidity!”
OK, I’ll give them this much: That’s good street theater. Of course, we all have real jobs and come up with stuff at least as good in our spare time.
Up until this year, everyone in this photo thought Caesar was a salad at McDonalds, which is the only place most of them can get a job.
I don’t care if it is an attack on the President, the “liars” sign under the Capitol is just priceless.
Peace is Patriotic. You’re not. OK, moving on...
“Bring him home now!! I haven’t been able to get any lovin’ from anybody else!”
How am I supposed to work when these people keep giving me the same “bang on the drum all day” photos over and over again. I guess they’re trying to force me to do more recycling, it’s good for the planet.
This sign looks like something you’d usually see being held by a kid in a stoller brought by his brain-dead neo-hippie parents, or maybe by a 12 year old girl. It’s a wonder he didn’t dot the i’s in “killing” with little hearts. Gee, I wonder what he got discharged from the military for...
Gee, you don’t think these guys could be plants, do you? Actually, it turns out they’re from Fred Phelp’s “God Hates Fags” organization. Hope Fred and these two minions plan to be buried in asbestos underwear. Thanks much to Freeper Syncro for “outing” these guys.
“Whazzzzzzzuuuuppppppp?!?!?!?!?!”
I love the “Healthcare not warfare” and “books not bombs” type signs. Yep, if only we had a better education system and single-payer health care, Osama would never attack us again, and love would fill his heart.
Man, sad clowns are almost as bad as mimes, and this one’s even worse because she’s a disgrace to my home state of Maine. Note the button on her hip: My prediction is that she will do just that!
Another view of our friend from Maine. I guess we all should be sad that we’re “imprisoned by the capitalist model.” Cry clown, cry, and we’ll all shed a tear with you.
No comment necessary.
“Anti-re-holocaust?” Check your doobage carefully from now on dude, I think they left some pesticides in it.
I can’t tell if this is supposed to represent Dubya being condescending to the South Korean president or more of the “Bush is a slut” theme.
Some of the more exclusive nightclubs in Seoul are very hard to get into.
Those same two monks were so enamored with Dubya’s buttocks, they followed him back to DC.
An ANSWER security person tries to intimidate one of the leaders of ProtestWarrior, after the PW crew just showed up and stood well away from the ANSWER rally with their signs. Man or woman? We report, you decide.
Aw, a dose cute widdle hearts and flowers are sure to make dose bad tewowists stop hating us. Good for you, kids!
More witty repartee from the intellectually superior Socialists. The ever-awesome Stand watie asked this person if that was the number of his human parents.
I swear that the Goo Goo Doll and “Dykes against Bush” signs are real, no photoshopping.
See! Not only was I telling the truth, but this is only the beginning of their weirdness! The girl (?) at left appears to be re-enacting a line from a very appropriate song: Weird Al’s “Dare To Be Stupid.” Y’know, “Put your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan!” Only “The Horst Wessel Song” would be a more appropriate anthem for ANSWER.
They demand freedom for Funk (the Marine Corps “conscientious objector”) for the same reason the men of Sodom wanted Lot to shove his guests out the front door.
Note the list of America’s crimes on the sign to left of center. Heck, why not add “Europe 1944-45" and “Lower Manhattan 2001" while you’re at it?
More witty repartee. Also, Note the guy at lower left wearing the Kucinich button with a straight face.
The doctor told them to just go along with Grandma’s Alzheimer delusions.
“@&%!!! Dude, this @&%# lighter worked when I toked up this morning!”
Howard Dean and a Red star: Pretty much all you need to know.
Oh, and I’m sure you kids would take a total “live and let live” attitude with you and me if there was no government. Heck, if these guys ever got power, we’d all be lucky to get shot down in the street like dogs.
Woman at left: “See, Pumpkin, just because I’m your Mom doesn’t mean I can’t come ‘rock out’ with you and you little friends. Maybe we can go back to the crib and listen to some Two Live Crew later. You know, ‘Aw, Push it! Ooh, Baby, Baby! Ooh-baby-baby!’ ”
Two for one caption special:
“I know what boys like, I know what guys want...I got my cat moves...”
“Gimme a ‘D’! Gimme an ‘A’! What’s that spell? Al-Qaida! Al-Qaida! Yaaaaayyyyy, Al-Qaida!”
The “I am not afraid” church displays the footprint of the Great American Chicken.
Somebody court martial this traitor from the 1st Mechanized Puppet Division!
Nope, no Commies. Move along...
Oh yeah, does she look like she’s ready to get down and make love, not war, right this second or what? I hope they’re not going to do it right there. Yuck.
“Imagine I’m a Commie...And that I’ve got no brain...”
Awwwww...Butterflies and smiley faces! Well, the terrorists should stop hating us any second now. Just keep on filling their hearts with love, love love!
The Istanbul chapter of Muslim Women for Non-Conformity turned out to protest the Iraqi occupation.
“Haven’t had food, in so long, but must keep pumping fist of defiance against America...”
”O lord, please let there be some women spelling things with their nude bodies during this protest..."
Darwin loves you!– Israeli appeaseniks hit the streets again
“Darwin is number 1!”
And what do you offer the palis that would make up for all of you not drowning in the Med?
Look at the guy in the front row, fourth from the left: That T-shirt just can’t be coincidence!
Miscellaneous idiocy
More Iranian hardliners for The Bomb. Hold that pose, boys...the Israeli Air Force will be with you shortly.
Here’s the Tehran chapter of Muslim Women For Non-Conformity, helping out with the pro-nuke protest.I think they’re singing a choral version of “You dropped a bomb on me!”
An anti-IMF protest in Tegucigalpa. Playing the role of the International Monetary Fund today will be the IMF’s understudy, this American-themed hat.
“Oh, Uncle Sam, it is a shame that you are the source of all evil in the modern world, because from back here you’re 100% bootylicious!”
South Korean Unionists protest pension reforms and Korean assistance in the rebuilding of Iraq. “I like cops! You’re coming home with me, stud!”
This guy followed the other dude’s lead, but he couldn’t wait, he started disrobing right away.
It’s all fun and games until somebody says, “all of your mamas are soooo fat...”
“Precinct, I need your lovin’, got to have all your lovin’...”
Nicaraguan students continued to riot for higher education budgets. “Give me a grade on my shop project! It doubles as a lamp!”
Koffi Annan revealed this week that he wants to set the UN up as an international taxing body, and that he thinks Colin Powell should pull his finger.
"If Koffi tells me to pull his finger one more time..."
Mary Carey plans to release a docudrama about her run for California governor. Gee, I wonder why anyone would watch that...
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I thought I was the only one geeky enough to know the lyrics to that song! Whew! :)
Yep, once again, the so-called palis show that they have their finger on the political pulse and continue to teach their children to carry on their support of a deposed, brutal dictator who just lost his country in a war...
More witty repartee from the intellectually superior Socialists. The ever-awesome Stand watie asked this person if that was the number of his human parents.
PETA will not appreciate that, Stand Watie!
...jla did though! hehe
It's hard to yell "Freedom for Palestine" when you are wearing a government decreed shroud.
"Who got the tuna? It's $4.75"
"We are splitting the tuna. Here's $5.00 for my half"
"Does anyone have change for a penny".
My 2 and 3 yr old could take them, and my 7 yr old would only have to stand and laugh.
It's okay, Dare to be stupid!
You can be stupid all day, Dare to be stupid!
Join the crowd, Dare to be stupid!
Shout it out loud, Dare to be stupid!
I can't hear you, Dare to be stupid!
he didn't understand my comment.
obviously, a victim of a "pubic screwl edumakashun"!
free dixie,sw
Actually, I think 'Young, Dumb & Ugly' would not be a bad choice, either.
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