[nicmarlo]

Model Husband :

1. Prevents wife from receiving appropriate rehab/medical care.
2. Isolates wife from her family and friends.
3. Spends her money on lawsuits rather than for rehab/medical care.
4. Commits adultery.
5. Fathers illegitimate children.
6. Shacks up with new family....so he's only a pseudo-bigamist.
7. He put both of her cats to sleep.
8. He melted down her wedding rings in order to make himself a nice ring.

"Model Citizens" :

07/19/82 Jodi sues Mr. Rask (automobile accident) 
09/07/88 Jodi sues Mr. Fletcher (automobile accident) 
03/03/89 Jodi sues Mr. Demoney (automobile accident) 
02/25/90 MS sues Dr. Prawer 
05/22/90 MS sues Prudential Insurance 
10/30/90 MS sues Dr. Neuhardt 
05/20/91 MS ran stop sign 
11/23/92 MS speeding 
05/31/94 MS driving w/expired license 
05/31/94 MS driving w/expired registration 
08/29/96 Jodi speeding 
09/21/00 MS sues Dr. Igel 
02/05/01 Jodi speeding 
08/19/02 MS failure to obey traffic device 

[sweetliberty]

Good job nic! Lord, spare me from model citizens! LOL!

[lonevoice]

Oh my. Too funny! Thanks for the much needed laugh today.

[T'wit]

9. Refuses wife medicine for urinary tract infection. (Women SO enjoy urinary tract infections.)

10. Hires policeman with wife's money to prevent priest, on pain of arrest, from giving wife communion host when she's getting Last Rites.

11. Visits wife, locks door, adjusts thermostat to "pneumonia," and evidently being nervous and in a hurry, forgets to pick up empty insulin ampules.

12. Puts $380,000 contract "hit" on wife with hitman from the Felos Death Firm. (What more does anyone need to know about Michael's intentions for Terri than that he hired a Doctor Death lawyer to deal with her?)