[bonesmccoy]

having a gun won't help against a WMD.

Having clean water, electrical power, and food is a better priority (unless you have 12 g. and can bag your food)

[RetiredArmy]

If they set off the big one, follow these directions because it is the only thing you can do:

Stand straight up

take everything sharp out of your shirt pocket(s)

Relax at the knees and bend at your waist

Grab the back of your thighs with your hands

Bend at the waist

Bend your knees

Place your head firmly between your thighs and

kiss your ass goodbye.

End of directions.