Posted on 11/18/2003 3:54:52 AM PST by prisoner6
(Harrisburg, PA) - Pennsylvnaia Governor Ed Rendell has started a new contest in the state. They are seeking a new one-line slogan to inspire people to come to Pennsylvania. The governor says there are two catagories, one for school students the other fot everyone else. The aim is to come up with a new phrase to poost tourism in the state. Contest winners will ahve their cahce to design their own Pennslvania vacation as thei prize.
SOME SUGGESTIONS...
VISIT PENNSLYVANIA...BRING CASH!
PENNSLYVANIA...RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO OHIO!
PENNSYLVANIA...JUST LIKE CALIFORNIA BUT WITHOUT THE FUN STUFF AND NICE WEATHER.
PENNSLYVNAIA..WHERE PEOPLE LIVING IN FLIRIDA GREW UP.
COME TO PENNSYLVANIA...SURE NO GAMBLING,BUT WE GOT PEIROGIES.
COME TO PENNSLYVANIA...CUZ WE NEED THE MONEY.
PENNSLYVANIA...SOMETIMES IT'S OK...SOMETIMES...NOT OFTEN.
WHERE GAMBLING IS STILL ILLEGAL..PENNSYLVANIA.
PENNSLYVANIA...C'MON, TAKE A CHANCE!
PENNSLYVANIA...NO LEGAL GAMBLING!...ILLEGAL, THAT'S ANOTHER THING.
PENNSLYVANIA...CUZ YOU DON'T REALLY WANT TO VACATION SOME PLACE NICE.
PENNSLYVANIA...LAND OF BIG TAXES AND BIGGER WOMEN!
PENNSLYVANIA...EVERYBODY'S LEAVING SO THERE'S ROOM FOR YOU!
PENNSLYVANIA...NOT AS BAD AS YOU THINK. CLSOE THOUGH...
WHY PENNSLYVANIA? BECAUSE...UMMM...IT'S NOT FRANCE!
STEEL MILLS ARE GONE SO IT'S OK TO BREATH...SORTA. PENNSLVANIA.
PENNSLYVANIA...WHERE I NICE VACATION IS ONLY A PLANE TRIP AWAY!
PENNSYLVANIA...GET OVER IT!
PENNSLYVANIA...SOMETIMES THERE'S SUN.
PENNSYLVANIA...WE'RE OK'D BY THE FDA!
PENNSLVANIA...EASIER TO SPELL THAN MASSACHUSETTS!
WE'VE GOT A PLACE FOR YOU...PENNSYLVANIA!
PENNSLYVANIA...NO SHARK ATTACKS!
PENNSYLVANIA...MOST OF OUR ROADS ARE PAVED.
PENNSLYVANIA...IT'S NOT A GAMBLE.
INTERCOURSE, BLUE BALL, BIRD-IN-HAND, NANTY GLO...ALL IN PENNSYLVANIA!
PENNSYLVANIA...OUR 2 BIGGEST CITIES START WITH "P".
PENNSLYVANIA...NO GAMBLING SO YOU CAN'T LOSE!
DO IT IN PENNSLYVANIA...OR DON'T.
PENNSLYVANIA...WE'RE CHEAP!
AND ON THE 8TH DAY, GOD MADE PENNSYLVANIA. MISTAKES HAPPENS.
PENNSLYVANIA...WE'RE OK, YOU'RE OK.
WHY PENNSYLVANIA? BECAUSE IT HAPPENS!
PENNSLYVANIA...NOW YOU DON'T FEEL SO BAD, DO YOU?
prisoner6
LMAO! this one gets my vote!
PENNSYLVANIA - WHERE THE HELL AM I GOING?
PENNSLYVANIA - DON'T FORGET TO BRING YOUR OWN SMOKES...WE'RE GONNA CHARGE YOU A BOATLOAD FOR THEM.
PENNSYLVANIA - WHERE OUR LABOR UNIONS ARE ALWAYS ON STRIKE
PENNSYLVANIA - HOME OF THE LARGEST HEPATITUS OUTBREAK IN US HISTORY!
Pennsylvania - the worst maintained Toll Roads in the Country!
The first permanent English settlement was in Virginia.
The first official Thanksgiving was in Virginia.
The first elected legislative assembly in the new world was in Virginia.
When the Founding Fathers needed a call to arms, it was given by a Virginian.
When the Founding Fathers need someone to write the Declaration of Independence, a Virginian answered the call.
When the Founding Fathers wanted someone to write the Constitution, a Virginian answered the call.
When the Founding Fathers wanted to elect someone to lead this new, great nation, they turned to a Virginian.
Didja learn that in yer civics class smart@$$?
Almost as many things to do as ways to spell our name!
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