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Are you metrosexual? (Sorry, not you Jonny, your neck's too thick) [How To Be a Metrosexual]
The Times ^ | November 27, 2003 | Andrew Billen

Posted on 11/26/2003 11:20:47 PM PST by Timesink

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To: cyborg
the blue hue of his three piece set will match his pinstripe shirt

,,, don't tempt me to peek. My mum expects me to adhere to certain standards and if I don't perform, that's it as far as borrowing her ladyshave goes.

61 posted on 11/27/2003 7:47:14 PM PST by shaggy eel
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To: Senator Pardek
A real man would have the CD. Both the original and the new digitally remastered 2-disc releases. But thanks for playing, wannabe metro.
62 posted on 11/27/2003 7:47:31 PM PST by NYC GOP Chick (Don't count your Hatches before they've chickened!)
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To: shaggy eel
Good Point!!!
63 posted on 11/27/2003 7:48:18 PM PST by Dan from Michigan ("Today's music ain't got the same soul. I like that old time Rock N Roll" - Bob Seger)
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To: shaggy eel
OMG... LMAO I think I burned off thanksgiving dessert laughing. I didn't have any metrosexual truffle topped tiramisu either!
64 posted on 11/27/2003 7:49:39 PM PST by cyborg (mutt-american)
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To: Timesink
Just a few observations:

Since I have no interest in sport, take no pleasure in getting drunk and believe patriotism to be dangerous idiocy, familiar feelings of alienation from my sex began to crowd in.

It's no wonder. His "sex" could easily be classified as "non-existent".

You need to know Leonardo was a Renaissance artist, that Van Gogh was an Expressionist and that modern art looks weird not because it’s rubbish but because it’s new.

Sorry. Modern art looks weird because it's rubbish.

15 ALBUMS YOU SHOULD OWN

Well, none out of 15 isn't bad, is it?

65 posted on 11/27/2003 7:49:45 PM PST by Colonel_Flagg ("I keep myself in a constant state of utter confusion." - Self)
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To: RikaStrom
Metros is Texas outside of Austin?
66 posted on 11/27/2003 7:52:03 PM PST by Dan from Michigan ("Today's music ain't got the same soul. I like that old time Rock N Roll" - Bob Seger)
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To: cyborg
I didn't have any metrosexual truffle topped tiramisu either!

,,, so there's none spilled on your cowhide and diamente studded art deco couch, I assume? Are you ready to R-U-M-B-L-E??????

67 posted on 11/27/2003 7:52:05 PM PST by shaggy eel
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To: NYC GOP Chick
Entwistle had such a cool voice (he "doubled" himself on that track) - he should have sung lead more.
68 posted on 11/27/2003 7:53:19 PM PST by Senator Pardek
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To: shaggy eel
What cowhide??? I have some crappy looking cast off from one of my mother's friends...LOL It looks like it belongs in a college frat tv room. The fab five from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy would catch the vapors if they ever saw my couch.
69 posted on 11/27/2003 7:55:30 PM PST by cyborg (mutt-american)
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To: Senator Pardek
And from what website are you cribbing all this? Nice British spelling in the lyrics you copied and pasted.
70 posted on 11/27/2003 7:56:08 PM PST by NYC GOP Chick (Don't count your Hatches before they've chickened!)
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To: NYC GOP Chick
Two men... think 3 dollar bill.

Very nice, I always need girlfriends like that. ;-)
71 posted on 11/27/2003 7:57:36 PM PST by RikaStrom
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To: NYC GOP Chick
Don't miss the misspellings!
72 posted on 11/27/2003 7:57:56 PM PST by Senator Pardek
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To: cyborg
It looks like it belongs in a college frat tv room.

,,, woop woop woop woop woop! The more than I need to know alarm's going off.

73 posted on 11/27/2003 7:57:58 PM PST by shaggy eel
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To: Dan from Michigan
They were very nice, not my cup of tea though.

My girlfriend warned me ahead of time; and I let her know that I do have company manners... on occasion.
74 posted on 11/27/2003 7:59:13 PM PST by RikaStrom
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To: RikaStrom
OK, but if they are gay, then they are not metrosexuals. Well, that's what the rules are... < /snicker>
75 posted on 11/27/2003 8:00:09 PM PST by NYC GOP Chick (Don't count your Hatches before they've chickened!)
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To: Senator Pardek
You copied and pasted those, too, you metrosexual beeotch?
76 posted on 11/27/2003 8:02:00 PM PST by NYC GOP Chick (Don't count your Hatches before they've chickened!)
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To: Hawkeye's Girl
Did you mean Tom Cruise is definately homosexual?
77 posted on 11/27/2003 8:02:30 PM PST by BBell
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To: NYC GOP Chick
"Don't cry, don't raise your eye..."
78 posted on 11/27/2003 8:04:09 PM PST by Senator Pardek
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To: NYC GOP Chick; xsmommy
LOL, are you sure those are the rules??

Metrosexual/gay . . . same thing.

Manly Men... now those I like! ;-)

Hey NYC, you're coming to CPAC right? We're trying to get a group for dinner one night, we're going to descend on xsmommy!
79 posted on 11/27/2003 8:04:10 PM PST by RikaStrom
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To: FITZ
No way dude! I know some lesbians and I think they would call a metrosexual a wussy fag and maybe kick his a$$!!!
80 posted on 11/27/2003 8:05:17 PM PST by BBell
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