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Posted on 11/28/2003 8:23:47 AM PST by ChefKeith
Anybody else see the former POW on Leno last night?
I think His last name is Miller.
Jay asked Him what happened after He was captured?
He replied "they searched Me and found the can of Skoal and had never seen it before, asked what it was and I told them candy. Three or four of them ate some and got sick."
TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; Political Humor/Cartoons; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: army; iraq; leno; patrickmiller; pow; toofunny
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posted on
11/28/2003 8:23:48 AM PST
by
ChefKeith
To: glock rocks; Mo1; NormsRevenge; #3Fan; LinnieBeth; tubebender; StriperSniper
ping
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posted on
11/28/2003 8:25:08 AM PST
by
ChefKeith
(NASCAR...everything else is just a game!)
To: ChefKeith
Ha ha.
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posted on
11/28/2003 8:27:36 AM PST
by
TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig
(I'm a girl watcher, I'm a girl watcher. Here comes one now.)
To: ChefKeith; Flyer; humblegunner; dix
Too funny ping!!!!!
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posted on
11/28/2003 8:29:58 AM PST
by
Eaker
(When the SHTF, I'll go down with a cross in one hand, and a Glock in the other.)
To: ChefKeith
I remember the first time I used Skoal. My "friend" told me to swallow instead of spitting.
I never felt so sick in my life!
(Some people can swallow the tobacco juices with no problem. It makes me nauseated beyond belief.)
To: 1stFreedom
I would never try smokeless tobbacco. That stuff will rot your teeth and tongue out.
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posted on
11/28/2003 8:33:38 AM PST
by
ServesURight
(FReecerely Yours,)
To: ChefKeith
LOL!
No didn't see it, thanks for sharing.
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posted on
11/28/2003 8:35:33 AM PST
by
StriperSniper
(The "mainstream" media is a left bank oxbow lake.)
To: Eaker
I laughed so loud and hard I woke the Wife up.
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posted on
11/28/2003 8:36:51 AM PST
by
ChefKeith
(NASCAR...everything else is just a game!)
To: 1stFreedom
When I was about six, my cousin and I sneaked a pinch of my uncle's snuff. We didn't know what we were doing and swallowed some juice. We both threw up all over my grandma's house. I've never tried it again...
To: ChefKeith
While that was, I am sure, good for a lot of laughs for him and for everyone who hears the story, it probably isn't the very best thing to do when you're a POW. I'll bet that the poor guy also got the spit kicked out of him because of those Iraqis getting sick. That all being said, it is an honor to have people such as him serving this country and protecting our freedom.
To: ChefKeith
bttt
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posted on
11/28/2003 8:39:27 AM PST
by
TEXOKIE
(Hold fast what thou hast received!)
To: Ancesthntr
I agree, but still funny.
He also said He sang C&W songs to the guards and anybody that has heard Him sing doesn't want to a second time.
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posted on
11/28/2003 8:44:23 AM PST
by
ChefKeith
(NASCAR...everything else is just a game!)
To: Ancesthntr
Anyone old enough besides me that remembers the Peach
Brand Snuff sample tins that used to come in the mail?
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posted on
11/28/2003 8:45:23 AM PST
by
dwilli
To: 1stFreedom
Many times if a person got sick on Skoal, you could come back to them a few days later or even a month and give them a wintergreen Lifesaver just to watch them throw up again.
***Warning** Do not do this in an elevator or other confined space like an tram car going up the side of a mountian like my cousin did to this other poor sap.
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posted on
11/28/2003 8:48:08 AM PST
by
Deguello
To: ChefKeith
Reminds me of a Fairly Odd Parents episode (I have a toddler). Timmy goes to an alien spaceship and astounds them by his ability to eat chocolate and romp in a field of flowers and hug stuffed animals-- all of which cause death to the alien race. I bet the Iraqis couldn't believe our GIs could stomach to eat that as candy.
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posted on
11/28/2003 8:51:27 AM PST
by
GraniteStateConservative
("He's got to win in '04. No one else can prosecute this war like he can."- Cpt. J. Morrison, Baghdad)
To: ChefKeith
What brand does "Fatback" McSwain chew...
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posted on
11/28/2003 8:53:39 AM PST
by
tubebender
(FReeRepublic...How bad have you got it...)
To: ChefKeith
To keep his spirits up during captivity, Miller sang Toby Keith's "Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue" over and over again...with his guards listening.
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posted on
11/28/2003 8:58:17 AM PST
by
KC Burke
To: ServesURight
Actually, most canned tobacco is alkaline rather than acid. Alkalinity causes quicker release of the nicotine. So rotten teeth? No. Unless the person does not practice oral hygeine otherwise. Which, of course, is entirely possible.
To: tubebender
Good ?
With the nickname "Fatback" I would lean towards he just cuts off a chunk of it from a pig and chews that.
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posted on
11/28/2003 9:01:00 AM PST
by
ChefKeith
(NASCAR...everything else is just a game!)
To: ChefKeith
Bwuhahahaha!
No, Achmed! It is weapon of mouth destruction!
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posted on
11/28/2003 9:02:05 AM PST
by
SquirrelKing
(If I don't have another beer, then the terrorists win)
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