[Apolitical]

A black day for Democrats. The nine Dem dwarfs must all be in mourning!

[Gorons]

Ding-Dong the bell tolls :)

[paul in cape]

More reactions HERE

LOL

[lilylangtree]

See the RATs tears?

[FreeAtlanta]

President Bush is on all the stations!!! Even the stations carrying NFL stuff!!! Now maybe some of the morons who don't even know who the President is (and vote Democreep) atleast will see his image and hear his name. It might make some difference. I hope.

[ClintonBeGone]

"I think it is shameful that the ACLU has not commented on the obvious mistreatment Hussein has suffered at the hands of the American military." - Howard Dean

[cwb]

After listening to Chrissy Matthews, you can see their new strategy. According to Chris, Saddam was a threat to his own people, but he wasn't a global threat. While he applauded the capture, he said Bush has to get back to the war on terror and protecting the American people. He absolutely denied any connection between Saddam and support for global terrorism. How pathetic that liberals continue to ignore just how much Saddam contributed to various networks around the world. Hell, just the PLO/PLF fronts operating in Iraq and being financed by Saddam was enough evidence of his terrorist connections. Matthews obviously also missed his own networks interview with the UK journalist who has proof of Abu Nidal/Saddam's ties to Atta.

[BenLurkin]

Democrats react to Saddam's Capture

[cpforlife.org]

I am deeply saddaned.

[Maria S]

"Hillary Clinton: Why wasn't I involved in the capture? Another example of the Bush administration's high-handed attempt to manage the depressing news from Iraq.
Stephen Rittenberg, Co-Publisher, Horsefeathers"


I'm betting miz clinton is probably throwing ashtrays and screaming at her dodging hubby right about now.

[syriacus]

Peter Arnett says:
I get dibs on the first interview with Saddam.

[FairOpinion]

Good find! I bet the Dems are having apoplexy.

But we don't need to excerpt the Iconoclast.

Here is the satire in full:

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SADDAM CAPTURED: DEMOCRATS REACT.....



December 14, 2003: Democratic leadership hopefuls have responded today to the capture of Saddam Hussein. Their responses follow:

Howard Dean: This arbitrary, unilateral capture will provoke more anti-American terror. Why weren't UN forces involved? It only highlights Bush's failure to capture Osama bin Laden.

John Kerry: It's another Bush blunder. Force should always be a last resort. Why couldn't we have continued UN sanctions? I'm suspending my campaign and moving to Paris.

Richard Gephardt: Okay, so Pres. Bush isn't a "miserable failure", he's just a failure. If he'd pay as much attention to our own elderly as he did to Saddam, we'd have a compassionate Presidency.

John Edwards: Does this help our kid's futures? I don't think so. This may in fact make President Bush an even greater danger to them. Let's make sure we work to prevent him from using force against other leaders, or maybe against the kids themselves.

Al Sharpton: Why were there so few African-Americans in the special forces that captured Saddam? Another sorrowful example of why affirmative action is so badly needed in racist America.

Dennis Kucinich: When I'm elected, the new Department of Peace will avoid such heavy-handed use of military force. Let's hope the policy of 'Don't ask, Don't tell' applies to our questioning of this strong leader.

Carol Mosely Braun: Why were so few African-American women involved in the capture? Another example of misogynist white men hogging the spotlight.

Hillary Clinton: Why wasn't I involved in the capture? Another example of the Bush administration's high-handed attempt to manage the depressing news from Iraq.


Stephen Rittenberg, Co-Publisher, Horsefeathers

[nickcarraway]

New Poll Shows Saddam Opening a Ten Point Lead Over Howard Dean in Hew Hampshire

[wildbill]

The administration didn't have a plan to find the spider hole--and then when they found it, they didn't have a plan for how to shave Saddam Hussein with international cooperation from our European allies, Farce and Gerbils.

[shiva]

It took Bush to do what CLINTON COULDN'T

[BradyLS]

I hear Tom Daschle was deeply saddened by the news.

[ducks1944]

Thank GOD for answering our prays and GOD bless our troops ! ! A MEN ! ! !

[desertcry]

The witch hillary should be put on a suicide watch. All barbiturates, knives, guns, box cutters,... should be taken away from her.

[poindexter]

NYT: "WOMEN AND MINORITIES HURT MOST"

[Ditter]

Please don't excerpt when it is not necessary.