Albright's joke joins growing list of Bush theories

Washington Times ^ | 12/18/03 | James G. Lakely

[kattracks]

Conspiracy theories continued to sprout among Democrats yesterday in the wake of the capture of Saddam Hussein. Some Democrats expressed alarm that the party was drifting out of the "mainstream."

Madeleine Albright, the secretary of state in the Clinton administration, in a conversation with Morton Kondracke, executive editor of Roll Call and a Fox News Channel political analyst, suggested that Osama bin Laden has been captured by U.S. forces and will soon be produced to the public.

[stylin_geek]

The very same Dems who jump all over Bush for mis-statements sure know how to squeal when they are called out for doing the same.

[cpdiii]

The rabid outrageous comments have been repeated so many times with such venom the charges have taken on a legitimate belief inside the DEMONcrat party. The fools are beginning to believe their own lies.

My Grandfather always said, "son, never stop your enemy while he is busy cutting his own throat." My Grandfather was always right.

[highlander_UW]

With all of the leftist tin foil hat theories going around I think I'm going to buy some Alcoa stock.

[Steel Wolf]

Good Lord. The Democrats are self destructing as fast as Palestinian war heroes. Oddly enough, they're not even being promted to do this, they're just coming forward and spouting insane conspiracy theories for no apparent reason.

What really blows my mind is that Donna freakin Brazile is sounding off as the voice of reason. If this is the measure of how far they have fallen, take note.

[McGavin999]

Facinating. It's like watching the neighbors kid smearing himself with dog poop. You don't know which to do first, run for his mom or run for the camera.

[squidly]

I thought it was Napoleon that said that. Either way, Dean is his own worst enemy right now.

[Deb]

The last year is proof...you have to be criminally insane to vote Democrat.

[RightOnline]

"Joke", my lily white arse.

She meant every word of it, and got too used to the idiotic press and public slurping up every denial and stupid "explanation" during her years with Clinton.

Someone tell her we don't put up with that bulls**t any more.

[RightOnline]

Literally LMAO. Perfect............

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

Mr. Dean, in a Dec. 1 interview on National Public Radio, was asked about claims that Mr. Bush is suppressing information that he was warned about September 11

"The most interesting theory that I have heard so far," Mr. Dean said, "is that he was warned ahead of time by the Saudis."     

Asked if he had reconsidered the remark six days later on "Fox News Sunday," Mr. Dean said that "we don't know" whether the theory is true or not."

The most interesting theory I've heard thus far is that the real reason Howard "Psychotic Fetus" Dean is desperately keeping his gubernatorial records chained and deadbolted is that they detail his long decades of overnight sleepovers at Michael Jackson's "Neverland" ranch, where he spent night after sick, sweaty night raping each and every helpless pre-teen boychild within a five hundred mile radius... orally and anally. AND forced his wife to watch.

We don't know whether said theory is true or not, of course.

[ConservativeMan55]

Hear me Roar!

[A Citizen Reporter]

"I am very fond of Madeleine, but there's something about President Bush that blows the Democrats' minds," Mr. Kissinger said on "Fox and Friends" yesterday. "They get so rabid in their dislike that they say things which are absurd.

LOLOLOL! This was great, Henry.

[autoresponder]

Donna Brazile may be a great vote manipulator in tight races, but she is practical and does not use the digbat method of analyzing states during the political campaigns.

I've heard her a few times on talk radio and she sometimes speaks out like Susan Estrich does.

It must be demeaning to work for idiots like McGovern, algore, Halfbright, etc.

Even the Louisiania snake sometimes goes after the far out lefties.

Lanny Davis comes right out and tells these morons they have destroyed the dem/libs chances.

Look at the latest dem TV ads aimed at Dean and the radical whackos.

Now just who would be behind that?

[nopardons]

As always, you're 100% on ALL accounts. :-)

[ntnychik]

The (liberal=commie) members of The View quoted Maddie in their opening story as though she had secret inside knowledge that this was a FACT. The lone quasi-conservative, Elizabeth, was shouted down. Joy Behar loudly pronounced that this has extra weight because it comes from Madeleine Albright, former Secretary of State (who come to think of it also has extra weight, but I digress).

Any undecideds out there: Who do you want as Secretary of State: Someone like Colin Powell, or someone of the Halfbright/Jiminy Cricket ilk.

[pt17]

Facinating. It's like watching the neighbors kid smearing himself with dog poop. You don't know which to do first, run for his mom or run for the camera

LOL, you nailed it!

[potlatch]

Rep. Jim McDermott; "the Bush administration could have captured Saddam long ago if they wanted." "There's too much by happenstance for it to be just a coincidental thing," he said.

Maybe we need to send him a ton of information about all the 'Arkanzide' happenings. Lots of coincidences there!

[cartoonistx]

[St.Chuck]

These theories are similar to the wag-the-dog theories Republicans came up with when Clinton ordered bombings during the Lewinsky fiasco. Must be standard political practice to keep the party faithful focused on the evil of the opposition.