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BREAKING NOW! NORAD picks up UFO on Radar
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| 12/24/03
| Fighting Irish
Posted on 12/24/2003 8:04:25 PM PST by Fighting Irish
Breaking now!
NORAD radar intercepts UFO flying out of the North Pole.
Object appeared briefly as sleigh-like and being pulled by a series of animals (as of yet undetermined). Anonymous sources tell this reporter, top secret radio intercepts of UFO indicate the pilot of said object appeared to be laughing.
Alert system placed on level GREEN.
Officials ask that all fireplaces are to be extinguished immediately.
More as this story developes.
TOPICS: Breaking News
KEYWORDS: christmas; humor; ufo
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To: Fighting Irish
Dang! I was just going up on my roof with my rifle when I realized I didn't have the batteries for my NVG charged up.
61
posted on
12/24/2003 8:50:07 PM PST
by
TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig
(I may have been born, poor white trash, but Fancy is my name.)
To: Ex-Dem
this is four times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth.This is what My eyes read the first time.
62
posted on
12/24/2003 8:51:03 PM PST
by
ChefKeith
(NASCAR...everything else is just a game!)
To: Trajan88
'Twas a Charlie in the box on the island of misfit toys...
63
posted on
12/24/2003 8:52:02 PM PST
by
kimmie7
(fa la la la la la la la la fa la la la la la la < breathe!!! > fa la la la la la la la la fa la la!!)
To: MinuteGal
Hope he's got a new pants suit for Hillary in his bag.Don't you mean Hope he's got a new pants suit for the bag in his sack."
64
posted on
12/24/2003 8:52:06 PM PST
by
TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig
(I may have been born, poor white trash, but Fancy is my name.)
To: Fighting Irish
I REALLY hope that they cleared the airspace for our special visitor, otherwise he might have to be doing some really smart evading tactics with the SAM's radar painting him.
To: All
On or About December 18 the F.a.a. came to Santa and said that to keep his license to fly this year was up, and he would have to be tested so they set up a time and date for the test so santa studied and flew around Santa was very confident that all would go well
Test day arrived and the cheack pilot showed up and they boarded his slay and the check pilot took out a Rifle
Santa asked whats that for?
The check pilot said your going to lose one on take off
Ha ha h a Ho ho ho
66
posted on
12/24/2003 8:53:58 PM PST
by
al baby
(Ice cream does not have bones)
To: big ern
I wonder if Santa is packing heat on this flight? What would santa carry? H&K USP compact. I wonder if the reindeer had to take off their shoes and belts before getting ont he sleigh?
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To: ChefKeith
Me too actually :-). GMTA
69
posted on
12/24/2003 8:55:02 PM PST
by
Ex-Dem
(>>>--------------->)
To: PSYCHO-FREEP
You're screen name is very appropriate - your report is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!
70
posted on
12/24/2003 8:59:39 PM PST
by
Gabz
(Merry Christmas all)
To: big ern
71
posted on
12/24/2003 9:00:32 PM PST
by
MinuteGal
(Register now for FReeps Ahoy 3". Fun and fellowship with freepers from across the U.S. A !)
To: Rebelbase
Your # 59.....that was quick!
Folks are gonna think we colluded on this!
Leni
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posted on
12/24/2003 9:02:02 PM PST
by
MinuteGal
(Register now for FReeps Ahoy 3". Fun and fellowship with freepers from across the U.S. A !)
To: hole_n_one
For the kiddies sake, let's hope the border patrol is up to their usual standards. Well, we are in Orange. When Santa gets to the border crossing he'll probably be sent to secondary inspection and the reindeer will be sent to agriculture for quarantine.
73
posted on
12/24/2003 9:03:33 PM PST
by
Not A Snowbird
(Born in California 1958 - Fled to Washington 2002)
To: Brad's Gramma; BenLurkin
He made the mistake of telling his 3 or 4 year old son that the flashing red light was Rudolph's nose. I'm still laughing over that!!!!
74
posted on
12/24/2003 9:03:38 PM PST
by
Gabz
(Merry Christmas all)
To: Fighting Irish
Breaking news...three Air France jets have already surrendered to Santa and are following his sleigh.
75
posted on
12/24/2003 9:04:16 PM PST
by
defenderSD
(It's getting too easy to make fun of the French....it's time to make jokes about another country.)
To: Fighting Irish
I spent a year inspecting the DEW Line and saw, first hand, that reindeer driven sleigh. It was
NOT a UFO! Santa always filed a flight plan. He filed VFR Direct since he had Rudolph to "light the way".
BTW we also tracked a certain Super Person as he sojurned at his Fortress of Solitude! Of course it wasn't very solitudeness since we know from his flight plans that Lois was a frequent "ahem" visitor!
To: LisaMalia
Better pass the word to SHADO control!
77
posted on
12/24/2003 9:09:25 PM PST
by
DarthMaulrulesok
("I bid you stand, Men of the West" - Lord of the Rings, Return of the King.)
To: Young Werther
To: Fighting Irish
To: defenderSD
Attention Air France Flight 81! You do not have permission to enter U.S. air space! Begin approach to Halifax NOW! This is your final warning!
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