The Grand Tour of Mars (NASA's Spirit meets up with an old friend)

Congrats to the NASA crew! You done America proud! : )

1 posted on 01/06/2004 10:18:01 AM PST by Prime Choice

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2 posted on 01/06/2004 10:18:24 AM PST by Prime Choice (Americans are a spiritual people. We're happy to help members of al Qaeda meet God.)

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3 posted on 01/06/2004 10:19:14 AM PST by Support Free Republic (I'd rather be sleeping. Let's get this over with so I can go back to sleep!)

To: Prime Choice

How did he get there???

4 posted on 01/06/2004 10:55:10 AM PST by Bush Cheney (1st Quarter Freepathon is Underway!)

How did he get there???

Yikes! Stowaway!! ; )

5 posted on 01/06/2004 11:07:35 AM PST by Prime Choice (Americans are a spiritual people. We're happy to help members of al Qaeda meet God.)

What, no Tourist Guy?

6 posted on 01/06/2004 11:48:13 AM PST by 4mycountry (If you're reading this tagline you have way too much time on your hands.)

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Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating
enough frequent flyer miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking
about all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they
have laptop computers, how they make money, etc.

Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex. "Just how do you guys do
it?" asks Maureen. "Pretty much the way you do," responds the Martian.
Discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the
night and experience one another. Maureen and the male Martian go off to a
bedroom where the Martian strips. He's got only a teeny, weenie member
about half an inch long and just a quarter inch thick.

"I don't think this is going to work," says Maureen.

"Why?" he asks, "What's the matter?"

"Well," she replies, "It's just not long enough to reach me!"

"No problem," he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm.
With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite
impressively long.

"Well," she says, "That's quite impressive, but it's still pretty
narrow...."

"No problem," he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull, his
member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely
exciting to the woman.

"Wow!" she exclaims, as they fall into bed and make love.

The next day the couples rejoin their normal partners and go their
separate ways. As they walk along, Mike asks "Well, was it any good?"

"I hate to say it," says Maureen, "but it was pretty wonderful. How about
you?"

"It was horrible," he replies. "All I got was a headache. She kept
slapping my forehead and pulling my ears."

7 posted on 01/06/2004 5:18:22 PM PST by thesummerwind (Images of broken light which dance before me like a million eyes)

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