Why Can’t Bubba Vote Democrat? (WARNING - get a grip and hold on tight...)

Opednews.com ^ | 1/07/04 | Allen Snyder

[q_an_a]

...he is an instructor. Does that mean a teachers aide? cause if he was a prof that would not be lost in the explanation of his credentials. this piece of silly putty does not know much about Bubba, the south including the south of Tennessee Williams or Thomas Moore. Most of these bozos think the Pulitzer prize was created by a yankee. Unless I'm wrong St. Louis, Mo is Buba country.

[dead]

Allen Snyder is an instructor of Philosophy and Ethics.

Only an "instructor"?

I guess Goober here couldn't get one of them professiating degrees.

[Billthedrill]

Funniest piece I've read in a long time. It's inadvertent humor, the cruelest kind, the kind where the speaker thinks he's a riot and he really is, for all the wrong reasons.

That this "professional critical thinker," heaven help us, is being inflicted on poor undergraduates somewhere who deserve better is the true crime against humanity in this piece. The guy should look up "stereotype" in a dictionary some time and ponder the deficiencies of constructing a structure of thought on the quicksand of bigotry. I feel certain he could find abundant examples in other people - most paragons of intellectual clarity can. That characteristic also constitutes a fairly good working definition of "fool."

Evidence? I give you: It’s the same reasoning used in ‘not all conservatives are stupid people, but all stupid people are conservatives’ (could this be more true?). Well, actually it could hardly be less false. Two words - Patty Murray. Nor is that "reasoning" by any conventional definition of the term, as I am certain a "professional critical thinker" realizes - it is a description of an inclusive set relationship whose accuracy depends on the underlying definitions, none of which are offered, and for good reason.

Mister Snyder - here, parenthetically, is a personality type that would have PhD tatted on his underwear had he attained that level of institutional sanction for formal blathering - is something of a sad case when it comes to the analytical perception of his fellow man. There's nothing wrong with Bubba - I'd trust him to tow me out of a snowdrift any time. Mr. Snyder I wouldn't trust with my car keys. Not that he'd steal them, he'd lose them. But what strikes me as least trustworthy about Mr. Snyder is the drift of this "essay" - all he's really trying to do is all the Left is capable of these days: come up with a sufficiently manipulative lie to garner Bubba's vote and then screw him to the wall. The problem is twofold: Bubba is smarter than Mr. Snyder thinks he is, and Mr. Snyder is stupider by an order of magnitude than Mr. Snyder thinks he is. And that's not Bubba's problem.

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Very nice, except for the following sentence:

Well, actually it could hardly be less false.

I'm thinking this is exactly the opposite of what you meant.

As an assistant to the part-time instructor at the Pellissippi Technical School of Whatnot and Thingies of Ohio, I bestow on your essay a grade of "B+".

[Billthedrill]

Caught me - that's what I get for posting before proofreading.

But honestly, perfesser...I'd do anything for an "A"...

[nwrep]

Did Snyder's boyfriend break up with him and run south or something?

[dead]

Alright, vote for Dean and you'll have your "A".

It's what all us Pellissippi intellectulists am doing!

[onevoter]

"But what Bubba doesn’t know is how much he’s been lied to about things he actually cares about – war and the economy."

Once again, the liberal idiots don't get it. The main theme for Democrats is MONEY and making sure that it goes to only the people they feel it should go to and the main concern for Republicans is MORALITY and doing the right thing. It is the Democrat's complete blindness to what the average person cares about that is losing them elections.

[Billthedrill]

My heart's (sob!) for Kucinich...but...OK...

[Libloather]

Now, hand me a beer and a bag of corn nuts.

I'm kinda into the pork rinds right now. And I've found 'em on sale.

The stories about the flavor could fill volumes...

[Fenris6]

"This guy actually teaches???"

And we wonder whats wrong with education in America. The rhetorical fallacies almost outnumber the word count, if thats even possible.

If we were libs, we'd slam the phone banks at his college and have him fired for being "insensitive."

Instead, lets get him fired for being a fraud.

[oyez]

And Mr Snyder thinks he makes a beneficial difference in the world.

[MizzouTigerRepublican]

Bubba.. That has to be the most 4th grade nickname you could use for southerners. What did he already use the liar liar pants on fire phrase earlier that day?

[Fenris6]

I actually surprised he didn't use "rednecks"

[Libloather]

Democrats, on the other hand, are the party of Civil Rights, blacks, gays, feminism, the environment, international cooperation, and world peace...

Didn't a certain *Bubba occupy the White House with *his personal intern?

[longtermmemmory]

(s) Bubba needs to go through sensitivity training and re-education camp. Forced education vill continue untill a agree wiss zee cause.(/s)

Democrats are truly the inheritors of Nazi tradition.

[Reactionary]

"The problem is twofold: Bubba is smarter than Mr. Snyder thinks he is, and Mr. Snyder is stupider by an order of magnitude than Mr. Snyder thinks he is. And that's not Bubba's problem."

You've expressed it very well, I think. Classic!

Thanks for posting!

[ladyinred]

I would have to break all of the rules to post my opinion of this piece of trash.

[bray]

There are far more racists in Boston and Philly than there are in Atlanta and Birmingham.

Pray for W and The Truth

[Consort]

Liberal psyops.