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The Democrats' Idea of a General - Ann Coulter
FrontPageMagazine.com ^ | 1/15/04 | Ann Coulter

Posted on 01/15/2004 3:23:29 AM PST by kattracks

Democrats are so delirious about finding a general who is a pacifist scaredy-cat that no one seems to have bothered to investigate whether Wesley Clark is sane.

On "Meet the Press" back in November, Clark described intelligence as "a sort of gray goo as you look at it. You can't see through it, exactly, and if you try to touch it, it gets real sticky and you might actually interfere with the information that you're getting back. So you have to draw inferences from it." No, wait. I'm sorry. I think that was Clark talking about Monica Lewinsky's dress, not national security intelligence.

Meanwhile, Clark recently said that the "two greatest lies that have been told in the last three years" are: "You couldn't have prevented 9-11 and there's another one that's bound to happen." If he were president, Clark says, there would be no more terrorist attacks.

The adversarial watchdog press did not ask Clark to explain how he could guarantee an end to terrorist attacks, but recited Clark's prior statements calling for better intelligence. Apparently, if we could just refine the gray goo of intelligence to a magical terrorist-prediction machine, Clark could put an end to this terrorism nonsense once and for all.

Yes, I suppose if our intelligence agencies knew who the terrorists were and when they were going to strike, we could stop them. And if we knew who all the raving lunatics were, we could prevent these infernal Democratic presidential primary debates. Which reminds me, I think I know how we can win the lottery every week, too.

Liberals scoff at a system to shoot down incoming missiles, but believe that all random suicide bombers can be located and stopped before they strike. Hitting a bullet with a bullet just isn't feasible, so let's concentrate on something doable like predicting the future.

Democrats are utterly unfazed by the fact that Clark is crazier than a March hare. They are so happy to have a pacifist in uniform, they ignore his Norman Bates moments. When this peacenik criticizes the war in Iraq, he can puff up his puny chest and cite his own glorious experience with blood, sweat and tears in the Balkans.

Asked on "Meet the Press" what advice he would give Bush, Clark said: "I'd say, 'Mr. President, the first thing you've got to do is you've got to surrender' – stop right there and the Kucinich crowd is yours – 'exclusive U.S. control over this mission. ... Build an international organization like we did in the Balkans.'" Because, as everyone knows, Wesley Clark "built" NATO. This guy sounds more like Al Gore every day.

Asked what countries he proposed to bring into Iraq that weren't there already, Clark said, "I think you ask NATO ... just as I did in Kosovo, because this brings NATO into the problem." NATO is the logical choice for this job because of Iraq's extremely close proximity to the North Atlantic.

Evidently, Clark is sublimely confident that no one remembers anything about his misadventures in the Balkans.

Yugoslavia posed absolutely no threat to the United States – not imminent, not latent, not burgeoning, not now, not then, not ever. (Unless you count all the U.S. highway deaths caused by Yugos.) The president of Yugoslavia, Slobodan Milosevic, never tried to assassinate a U.S. president. He never shook his fist at the Great Satan. He didn't shelter and fund Muslim terrorists – though the people we were fighting for did.

In humanitarian terms, Milosevic didn't hold a candle to Saddam Hussein. Milosevic killed a few thousand Albanians in a ground war. Hussein killed well over a million Iranians, Kurds, Kuwaitis and Shias, among others. Milosevic had no rape rooms, no torture rooms, no Odai or Qusai. He didn't even use a wood chipper to dispose of his enemies, the piker.

And yet NATO, led by Gen. Wesley Clark, staged a pre-emptive attack on Yugoslavia.

Under Clark's command, the U.S. bombed the Chinese Embassy by mistake, killing three Chinese journalists. Other NATO air strikes under Clark mistakenly damaged the Swiss, Spanish, Swedish, Norwegian and Hungarian ambassadors' residences. Despite the absence of ground troops, Yugoslavia took three American POWs, whose release was eventually brokered by Jesse Jackson. America was standing tall.

Clark's forces bombed a civilian convoy by mistake, killing more than 70 ethnic Albanians, and then Clark openly lied about it to the press. First he denied NATO had done it, and when forced to retract that, Clark pinned the blame on an innocent U.S. pilot. As New York Newsday reported on April 18, 1999: "American officials, speaking on condition of anonymity, said the staff of Army Gen. Wesley Clark, the NATO commander, pointed to an innocent F-16 Falcon pilot who was castigated by the media for blasting a refugee convoy." Eventually, even a model of probity like Bill Clinton was shocked by Clark's mendacity and fired him.

At the end of major combat operations led by NATO Supreme Allied Commander Gen. Wesley Clark, arch-villain Slobodan Milosevic was still in power. (At least Clark won't have to worry about any embarrassing "mission accomplished" photo-ops coming back to haunt him.) Today, almost a decade and $15 billion later, U.S. troops are still bogged down in the Balkans. No quagmire there!

That's the Democrats' idea of a general.


Ann Coulter is a bestselling author and syndicated columnist. Her most recent book is Treason: Liberal Treachery from the Cold War to the War on Terrorism.



TOPICS: Editorial; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
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To: kattracks


61 posted on 01/15/2004 7:43:16 AM PST by Fintan (Proudly annoying people since 1950...)
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To: Darksheare
GOOD POINT!!!! THINGS TO MAKE YOU GO HMMM?!!! LOL
62 posted on 01/15/2004 7:49:39 AM PST by DAPFE8900
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To: tom h
And, none of us should forget the media's initial complicity in describing little Wesley exactly according to the Democratic playbook, as a "war hero."

Shocked? Don't be. That's how he was described on day 1, but even the media realized what a howler that was, especially because he was dumped/fired by none other than WJC.

That is really telling, isn't it? Name two prominent generals who were fired by their president.
  1. Douglas MacArthur
  2. Wesley Clark
Wesley who?
He was a general?

He was fired by the president?

Never heard of him (until he was presented to us as the war hero who should be president).

63 posted on 01/15/2004 7:51:28 AM PST by conservatism_IS_compassion (Belief in your own objectivity is the essence of subjectivity.)
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To: DAPFE8900
*chuckle*
Welcome.
Alwasy glad to add a different *cough* perspective on things.
64 posted on 01/15/2004 7:51:43 AM PST by Darksheare (Warning, Tagline Virus Detected: JS.TaglineException.Exploit.exe)
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To: Flightdeck
The "chicken gun" at SWRI (San Antonio) uses real birds..... Not "pellets."
65 posted on 01/15/2004 7:52:44 AM PST by Robert A Cook PE (I can only support FR by donating monthly, but ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
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To: goldstategop; kattracks
Wesley "Ashley Wilkes" Clark's not serious - he reminds me of the megalomaniacal generals in the Robert Ludlum novels plotting to take over the world. And he's even crazier than them!

"crazier" --This may be what happens when you only find out you are Jewish when you're 22 years old. Hillary, John F***ing Kerry, and Mad Maddie NotBright have slightly different reasons for their insanity.

66 posted on 01/15/2004 8:00:10 AM PST by thesummerwind (Like painted kites, those days and nights, they went flyin' by)
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To: MEG33; gridlock; Redbob
When he chastised the Bush administration for failing to capture Osama, Clark was asked about his failure to capture two Generals designated as war criminals.
Clark said the problems of dealing with so many different countries ( NATO) made it difficult to act.

So what's his answer to tracking Osama? NATO.

That cut so clean, I bet it didn't even hurt!
67 posted on 01/15/2004 8:03:18 AM PST by conservatism_IS_compassion (Belief in your own objectivity is the essence of subjectivity.)
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To: Rummyfan
Another obligatory picture of Ann!


Thanks for posting this fox and charter member of the VRWC.
I'm hopelessly in love.
68 posted on 01/15/2004 8:04:20 AM PST by americanSoul (Better to die on your feet, than live on your knees. Live Free or Die. I should be in New Hampshire.)
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To: alnick
Fifteen?
69 posted on 01/15/2004 8:24:35 AM PST by Brian Allen ( Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God - Thomas Jefferson)
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To: billorites
Man, she hits the ball harder than Bonds!

For this guy to compare his efforts in Bosnia to Iraq is an embarrassment. The Kosovo Liberation Army was a communist branch of Bin Ladens drug running operation. No mass graves were ever found and the Christians were forced out of Kosovo. To Rats, the only real reason to go to war is to wag the dog!

Pray for W and Our Brave Troops

70 posted on 01/15/2004 8:30:01 AM PST by bray (The Wicked Witch of NY and Her 9 Flying Monkeys are In Flames!)
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To: DAPFE8900
Do you think Annes boobs are fake or real? DUCKING!

From personal experience of the earth moving kind, THEY'RE DEFINITELY REAL. And don't even think about cutting my grass. She's MINE.

71 posted on 01/15/2004 8:30:18 AM PST by americanSoul (Better to die on your feet, than live on your knees. Live Free or Die. I should be in New Hampshire.)
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To: kattracks
Wesley Clark.

We haven't had the likes of such a General run for President since, um, George McClellan. Hopefully, he will suffer the same fate!

72 posted on 01/15/2004 9:01:21 AM PST by Gritty ("Bush simply reminds leftists daily what they will never be, and they hate him for it.-Tammy Bruce)
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To: Flightdeck
I dunno, a friend of mine was an assembler a Fairchild in the early 80's working on the A-10. He claimed they had a chicken gun.
73 posted on 01/15/2004 10:00:13 AM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets (Uday and Qusay are ead-day)
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To: GigaDittos

74 posted on 01/15/2004 10:23:55 AM PST by Lancey Howard
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To: kattracks
BUMP for another Ann masterpiece.
75 posted on 01/15/2004 10:31:16 AM PST by Lancey Howard
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To: Snuffington
FYI
76 posted on 01/15/2004 10:39:19 AM PST by MEG33 (We Got Him!)
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To: Just mythoughts
Another words we have a clinton clone.

You meant "In other words....didn't you? (Sheesh!)

;^)

77 posted on 01/15/2004 10:42:22 AM PST by DCPatriot
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To: Robert A. Cook, PE; Lonesome in Massachussets
Well, I guess they've got more than one. They did fire these things at cockpits, though. Before they did it, they let us take a swing at the F-16 cockpit with a 2X4. The 2X4 just broke.
78 posted on 01/15/2004 11:32:54 AM PST by Flightdeck
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To: DCPatriot
Thanks (Sheesh)!
79 posted on 01/15/2004 1:09:51 PM PST by Just mythoughts
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To: americanSoul
Hah!

I reserve the right to be doubtful of any such "earth-moving" kind of evidence.

(Now, Ann-moving evidence would be believeable, but just because you moved the earth, or felt the earth move, doesn't mean you moved The Miss C, nor felt the movement of Miss C....)
80 posted on 01/15/2004 2:17:32 PM PST by Robert A Cook PE (I can only support FR by donating monthly, but ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
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