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Chilling crime: Streakers in restaurant watch as their car stolen
SF Gate ^
| Jan 15, 04
| AP
Posted on 01/15/2004 12:16:20 PM PST by SLB
Edited on 04/13/2004 2:45:28 AM PDT by Jim Robinson.
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Three men who went streaking through a Denny's restaurant were chilled and chagrined when they spotted a thief drive off in their getaway car, their clothes inside.
Naked in the 20-degree weather, the three young men huddled behind cars in a parking lot until police arrived.
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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Extended News; Front Page News; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: Washington
KEYWORDS: crime; dontlookethyl; humor; ididntdoit; notmyfault; oops; streakers; streaking
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ROTFLMHO
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posted on
01/15/2004 12:16:22 PM PST
by
SLB
To: SLB
Should've worn just shoes and shirts, pointed to the sign that specifies such for service, and asked to be seated.
2
posted on
01/15/2004 12:18:37 PM PST
by
Riley
(sudden flurry of frantic activity)
To: SLB
god is this funny!
I hope they got their car back
3
posted on
01/15/2004 12:18:39 PM PST
by
hapy
To: mhking
...
4
posted on
01/15/2004 12:18:41 PM PST
by
dighton
To: SLB
20 degree weather????
Can you imagine the shrinkage factor by the time the cops arrived?
Morons.
I'd love to have seen the look on the car thieves face as he's pulling off and some naked guys are chasing him through the lot... (What the..F?)
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posted on
01/15/2004 12:18:44 PM PST
by
Gerasimov
(Oh calm down ... it was a joke. **mostly**)
To: SLB
Bwahahahaha.....
I thought streaking died in the '70s except for European Soccer matches....
NeverGore :^)
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posted on
01/15/2004 12:18:53 PM PST
by
nevergore
(“Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.”)
To: SLB
"We always tell people to not leave their car running." Especially running in the buff.
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posted on
01/15/2004 12:19:16 PM PST
by
Eala
(Sacrificing tagline fame for... TRAD ANGLICAN RESOURCE PAGE: http://eala.freeservers.com/anglican)
To: martin_fierro
ISH!
8
posted on
01/15/2004 12:19:32 PM PST
by
Tijeras_Slim
(Death before dhimmi.)
To: SLB
The getaway car shoulda had a getaway driver.
To: SLB
Shrinkage.
To: SLB
*Snicker* -- Spokane Washington in January is NOT a place to go "clothing optional".
Looks like they also became "car optional".
HAHAHAHAHA...
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posted on
01/15/2004 12:20:08 PM PST
by
petuniasevan
(Journalists aren't liars...they're factually challenged.)
To: SLB
Ditto, slb!!!! I almost spewed my tea all over my PC when I started to read this article.
To: SLB
If they would have frozen to death at least they might have been recognised in the Darwin awards. Now they have to go back to what I'm sure are their shrivelled little lives.
To: SLB
As George Costanza points out:
"Shrinkage"!
To: mhking
Fer yer collection....
15
posted on
01/15/2004 12:21:35 PM PST
by
Jaded
(Personally, I think they should bring back flogging and burning at the stake. /so)
To: SLB
Should have brought along a Native American to watch the car by running around it.
Leave the injun running
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posted on
01/15/2004 12:22:11 PM PST
by
N. Theknow
(Be a glowworm, a glowworm's never glum, cuz how can you be grumpy when the sun shines out your bum.)
To: SLB
What idiots! I thought streaking became passe in the '80s.
-Regards, T.
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posted on
01/15/2004 12:23:17 PM PST
by
T Lady
(Who Let the 'RATS Out?!!)
To: Lion Den Dan; Squantos; Travis McGee; harpseal; pocat; logos; the irate magistrate; sauropod; ...
Thought you all might need a little humor this afternoon.
This reminds me of the streaking when I was attending college in Bowling Green, KY in the early 1970's. One moron decided to streak the Student Union bldg one night. He ran through a set of double doors, through the lobby and was headed out another set of double doors when he realized there was a campus cop coming through the doors.
Gottcha!
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posted on
01/15/2004 12:23:46 PM PST
by
SLB
("We must lay before Him what is in us, not what ought to be in us." C. S. Lewis)
To: T Lady
These folks were just exhibitionists. If they were real streakers, they would have chased after the car.
To: SLB
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