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Just a gigolo
Townhall.com ^ | January 29, 2004 | Ann Coulter

Posted on 01/28/2004 10:20:26 PM PST by .cnI redruM

After the New Hampshire primary, Dennis Kucinich's new slogan is: ".001 Percent of America Can't Be Wrong!" John Edwards' new slogan is: "Vote for Me or We'll See You in Court." Joe Lieberman's new slogan is: "Sixth Place Is Not an Option." (Bumper sticker version: "Ask Me About My Delegate.") Al Sharpton's new slogan is "Hello? Room Service?" Wesley Clark's new slogan is: "Leading America's War on Fetuses." Howard Dean's new slogan is: "I Want to Be Your President ... And So Do I!"

That leaves John Kerry (new slogan: "Nous Sommes Nombre Un!"), who is winning Democratic voters in droves on the basis of his superior ability to taunt George Bush for his lack of combat experience. Like every war hero I've ever met, John Kerry seems content to spend his days bragging about his battlefield exploits. Wait, wait ... Let me correct that last sentence: like no war hero I've ever met ...

As everyone has heard approximately 1 billion times by now, Kerry boasts that he has REAL experience with aircraft carriers, and if Bush wants to run on national security, then ... BRING IT ON!

I note that when George Bush directed that precise phrase at Islamic terrorists who yearn to slaughter American women and children, liberals were enraged at the macho posturing of it. But they feel "Bring it on!" is a perfectly appropriate expression when directed at a dangerous warmonger like George Bush. ("Bring it on!" was deemed better than Kerry's first impulse, "Let's get busy, sister!")

Kerry was indisputably brave in Vietnam, and it's kind of cute to see Democrats pretend to admire military service. Physical courage, like chastity, is something liberals usually deride, but are tickled when it accidentally manifests itself in one of their own. One has to stand in awe of Kerry's military service 33 years ago. Of course, that's where it ends, including with Kerry – inasmuch as, upon his return from war in 1970, he promptly began trashing his fellow Vietnam vets by calling them genocidal murderers.

But if Bush can't talk to Kerry about the horrors of war, then Kerry sure as hell can't talk to anyone about the plight of the middle class. Kerry's life experience consists of living off other men's money by marrying their wives and daughters.

For over 30 years, Kerry's primary occupation has been stalking lonely heiresses. Not to get back to his combat experience, but Kerry sees a room full of wealthy widows as "a target-rich environment." This is a guy whose experience dealing with tax problems is based on spending his entire adult life being supported by rich women. What does a kept man know about taxes?

In 1970, Kerry married into the family of Julia Thorne – a family estimated to be worth about $300 million. She got depressed, so he promptly left her and was soon seen catting around with Hollywood starlets, mostly while the cad was still married. (Apparently, JFK really was his mentor.) Thorne is well-bred enough to say nothing ill of her Lothario ex-husband. He is, after all, the father of her children – a fact that never seemed to constrain him.

When Kerry was about to become the latest Heinz family charity, he sought to have his marriage to Thorne annulled, despite the fact that it had produced two children. It seems his second meal ticket, Teresa Heinz, wanted the first marriage annulled – and Heinz is worth more than $700 million. Kerry claims he will stand up to powerful interests, but he can't even stand up to his wife.

Heinz made Kerry sign a prenuptial agreement, presumably aware of how careless he is with other people's property, such as other people's Vietnam War medals, which Kerry threw on the ground during a 1971 anti-war demonstration.

At pains to make Kerry sound like a normal American, his campaign has described how Kerry risked everything, mortgaging his home in Boston to help pay for his presidential campaign. Technically, Kerry took out a $6 million mortgage for "his share" of "the family's home" – which was bought with the Heinz family fortune. (Why should he spend his own money? He didn't throw away his own medals.) I'm sure the average working stiff in Massachusetts can relate to a guy who borrows $6 million against his house to pay for TV ads.

Kerry's campaign has stoutly insisted that he will pay off the mortgage himself, with no help from his rich wife. Let's see: According to tax returns released by his campaign, in 2002, Kerry's income was $144,091. But as the Washington Post recently reported, even a $5 million mortgage paid back over 30 years at favorable interest rates would cost $30,389 a month – or $364,668 a year.

The Democrats' joy at nominating Kerry is perplexing. To be sure, liberals take a peculiar, wrathful pleasure in supporting pacifist military types. And Kerry's life story is not without a certain feral aggression. But if we're going to determine fitness for office based on life experience, Kerry clearly has no experience dealing with problems of typical Americans since he is a cad and a gigolo living in the lap of other men's money.

Kerry is like some character in a Balzac novel, an adventurer twirling the end of his mustache and preying on rich women. This low-born poseur with his threadbare pseudo-Brahmin family bought a political career with one rich woman's money, dumped her, and made off with another heiress to enable him to run for president. If Democrats want to talk about middle-class tax cuts, couldn't they nominate someone who hasn't been a poodle to rich women for the past 33 years?


TOPICS: Editorial; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: 2004; anncoulter; bounder; cad; elitist; freeloader; gigolo; golddigger; heinzfamilycharity; hisrichwife; johnfingerry; juliathorne; keptcandidate; kerry; ketchupboy; leech; millionaire; moneymoneymoney; pacifistmilitarytype; plasticsurgeon; poodle; richliberals; sugarmomma; taxrichliberals; wealthydemocrats
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To: All
Hey, this proves that NO ONE can resist.


41 posted on 01/29/2004 6:26:52 AM PST by GigaDittos (Bumper sticker: "Vote Democrat, it's easier than getting a job.")
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To: Judith Anne
I just noticed, today's Jewish World Review has this column posted with a different title, "Cash and Kerry." Might be "gigolo" is too extreme for his tastes? To find the definitive title I went to anncoulter.org, it has the title as, "Just a Gigolo."
So, the answer to your question must be, yes.
Makes it confusing to search for an article and have 2 different titles.
42 posted on 01/29/2004 9:21:43 AM PST by FormerlyAnotherLurker (Barrett M82A1)
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To: alloysteel
Now I'm supposed to say something profound and deep in response to that, but it escapes me. I think you've basically said it as well as it could be said. That's OK, I'll just call him Poodle_Boy in a contemptuous sounding voice instead.
43 posted on 01/29/2004 9:44:54 AM PST by .cnI redruM (Vae victis! - [woe to the vanquished].)
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To: b4its2late; Recovering_Democrat; Alissa; Pan_Yans Wife; LADY J; mathluv; browardchad; cardinal4; ...

Discussed on Rush today...

44 posted on 01/29/2004 9:50:29 AM PST by Born Conservative ("Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names" - John F. Kennedy)
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To: GigaDittos; autoresponder; PhilDragoo; .cnI redruM; Grampa Dave
That is a great pic ! haha ! Thanks.

45 posted on 01/29/2004 10:36:01 AM PST by MeekOneGOP (Check out this HILARIOUS story !! haha!: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1060580/posts)
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To: Rebelbase


That is what FKerry and others claim.

Anyone knowlegable knew/knows that exact duplicates or someone else's medals were/are often bought bouht by fake "heroes" or those wanting "resume enhancements"; often by those looking to ride on the backs of others; I recall lib university professor on the left coast pulled this off for many years.

Any comments by vets are welcomed on this........


46 posted on 01/29/2004 10:59:31 AM PST by autoresponder (DEAN GOES NUTS: http://00access.tripod.com/Dean.html http://00access.tripod.com/SlickWillie.html)
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To: GigaDittos

47 posted on 01/29/2004 11:12:02 AM PST by KQQL (@)
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To: KQQL

Yeeeehaawwww!!!
48 posted on 01/29/2004 11:19:13 AM PST by GigaDittos (Bumper sticker: "Vote Democrat, it's easier than getting a job.")
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To: GigaDittos

49 posted on 01/29/2004 11:19:48 AM PST by KQQL (@)
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To: KQQL
STOOOOOOOOPPP!!!!!!
50 posted on 01/29/2004 11:21:08 AM PST by GigaDittos (Bumper sticker: "Vote Democrat, it's easier than getting a job.")
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To: GigaDittos
o.k
51 posted on 01/29/2004 11:21:40 AM PST by KQQL (@)
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To: KQQL
I can't handle anymore. Well I can, but I shouldn't.
52 posted on 01/29/2004 11:25:52 AM PST by GigaDittos (Bumper sticker: "Vote Democrat, it's easier than getting a job.")
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To: .cnI redruM
When Kerry was about to become the latest Heinz family charity, he sought to have his marriage to Thorne annulled, despite the fact that it had produced two children. It seems his second meal ticket, Teresa Heinz, wanted the first marriage annulled – and Heinz is worth more than $700 million. Kerry claims he will stand up to powerful interests, but he can't even stand up to his wife.

Very important (I think)--did he or didn't he get the annulment? If he didn't, he should not be given the sacraments at Church (or be asking for them). He has excommunicated himself by his actions.

53 posted on 01/29/2004 11:55:33 AM PST by litany_of_lies
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To: litany_of_lies
It would be a pleasure to see Kerry approach the alter as a celebrant, and then to see the Vicar and his acolyte just walk right past him.
54 posted on 01/29/2004 12:02:42 PM PST by .cnI redruM (Vae victis! - [woe to the vanquished].)
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To: .cnI redruM
Hey, Thanks for this post!
I absolutely love that ANN!!!!!!!
Poodle Boy? What a perfect moniker!
I always said that the Democratic Candidates are nothing more than slick opportunist, but to have her demonstrate it so eloquently in Kerry's case is just overwhelmingly wonderful!

Excuse me but, Damn she's good!
55 posted on 01/29/2004 2:07:28 PM PST by Hillarys nightmare (Limbaugh is the single Greatest Human alive in the world today; and thank GOD he is an American!)
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To: Born Conservative
Discussed on Rush today...

Thanks for the ping! I was hoping to find Ann's "Gigolo" article somewhere on FR (I heard rush reading this on air today).

56 posted on 01/29/2004 3:49:58 PM PST by nutmeg (What happens at CPAC stays at CPAC)
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To: alisasny; Black Agnes; BobFromNJ; BUNNY2003; Cacique; Clemenza; Coleus; cyborg; DKNY; ...
ping!

(Sorry for any duplicate pings... I realize this article is posted on three threads!)

Please FReepmail me if you want on or off my infrequent ‘miscellaneous’ ping list.

57 posted on 01/29/2004 3:52:17 PM PST by nutmeg (What happens at CPAC stays at CPAC)
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To: nutmeg
Biting, but true. Imagine Ketchup Boy giving the State of the Union Address in his tomato suit.
58 posted on 01/29/2004 4:35:04 PM PST by stanz
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To: stanz
LOL!

I'm making sure I don't buy any Heinz products, BTW.

59 posted on 01/29/2004 6:00:20 PM PST by nutmeg (What happens at CPAC stays at CPAC)
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To: .cnI redruM
I think Poodle_Boy just got sheered!!!

Neutered with sheers is more like it.

60 posted on 01/29/2004 9:35:37 PM PST by Doctor Raoul (How can they call it a "Peace March" when they unconditionally support those who kill our soldiers?)
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