We Need A Term of Referral For The Current Spouse of the Wealthy Widow Heinz!

2/17/04 | Tacis

[Tacis]

There is great power in the labels that are applied to people and things.

The left wing liberals are so much better at this than we are. But, here is a case where maybe we can catch up.

We need a new, good term to use to refer to Senator Kerry. Sure, "Ketchup Boy," "Hanoi John," and the "French looking gentlemen" are all good. But, none truely catch how shallow, deceptive, owned, left wing and tied to democrat filth and corruption he really is.

He is owned by the ultra-liberal, anti-education teachers' unions. He is in the pocket of the NAACP, NOW and most of those other big-bucks liberal special interest groups. His wife (actually, first AND second) doesn't trust him and certainly won't fund his campaign. He is to the left of Fat Teddy ("Teddy the Hutt") and turned against his country when he returned from Nam. We may never know how many females he has groped over the years because the left wing media will cover for him.

[Tacis]

We need a new and descriptive term for the curent spouse of the wealthy Widow Heinz, a word or a short phrase that clearly labels him as being way out of touch of the average American. I sure the guys at his yacht club have a phrase or two, but you've got to be a multimillionaire to get in.

Any suggestions?

[MarkeyD]

Check my tag.

[Always Right]

I've been using Botox Boy....

[HEY4QDEMS]

My wife calls him "The Chin"

[dead]

[MarkeyD]

Jay Lenos "Love Child"?

[anniegetyourgun]

Self-professed baby killer.

[mabelkitty]

The Widder Heinz

[mabelkitty]

My bad. I misread.
My husband liked GI Number 10 (from another poster).

[EggsAckley]

I still like Lurch. Partly because of his looks, partly because he's scary, and partly because that's what he does when asked specific questions, he lurches from yes to no to in between.



"Scary Kerry" is another of my favorites.

[The G Man]

A 9/10 guy in a 9/11 world.

[EggsAckley]

Oooh......I now have a NEW favorite. Great!

[anniegetyourgun]

I like it too. However, I can hear the squeals of "politicizing the lives of the victims" from the Left. But there is much truth in your work - it's not safe to vote D.

[LuigiBasco]

Your too funny. Thats hilarious.

[Covenantridge]

I sure the guys at his yacht club have a phrase or two, but you've got to be a multimillionaire to get in.
Any suggestions?


Hook up with his wife, maybe?

[Aquinasfan]

Ouch! You nailed him.

[Wombat101]

How about this:

"John Kerry -- 57 varieties of bull*hit"

[camle]

Kerry

Ker-er-rry, Kerry baby
Ker-er-rry, Kerry baby

Ke-e-e-e-e-e-e-ry ba-a-by (Kerry baby)
Ke-er-rry, can you come out AND VOTE (Come come, come out AND VOTE)
Ke-e-e-e-e-e-e-ry ba-a-by (Kerry baby)
Ke-er-rry, can you come out AND VOTE

(Why don't you come out) (come out) to my ketchup bash
(Come out) Where the intern shines
(Come out) We'll tell Jane Fonda tales
I'm gonna throw your medals awa-ay

Ke-e-e-e-e-e-e-ry ba-a-by (Kerry baby)
Ke-er-rry, can you come out AND VOTE
(Come come, come out AND VOTE)
(Come come, come out AND VOTE)
You-oo-ooh better ask your wif-ey (Kerry baby)
Te-ell her everything is all right

(Why don't you come out) (come out) with your botox on
(Come out) Mmm, you look so fine
(Come out) Move it nice and easy
Ooh, you'll make me lose my lun-nch

Ke-e-e-e-e-e-e-ry ba-a-by (Kerry baby)
Ke-er-rry, can you come out and vote
(Come come, come out and vote)
(Come come, come out and vote)
Kerry, Kerry baby

FADE
Kerry, Kerry baby

[trebb]

GIgolo Joe

[Wombat101]

Here's another...

"John Kerry -- If you thought ketchup was a a vegetable, you ain't seen nothing yet..."