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Employees run into unwritten rule of workplace: Urinate on demand
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Posted on 02/18/2004 10:19:36 AM PST by conservativefromGa

Employees run into unwritten rule of workplace: Urinate on demand

By ADAM GELLER AP Business Writer

Tom Smith worried he was in for trouble on a Wednesday morning last November, when a supervisor pulled the assembly line worker aside and told him to the report to the factory nurse's station.

There, with a plastic urine specimen cup in hand, 40 ounces of water sloshing around inside him and the nurse waiting expectantly, Smith says he spent three hours straining to do what most people barely think about. But when the time allotted for the random drug test was finished, the cup was still empty. And Smith was out of a job.

The story sounds like the makings of a bad joke. But Smith and workers like him say they are tired of being the punchline.

Their problem, a little-known phobia known as paruresis or shy bladder syndrome, isn't new. But the intensely personal malady is getting some unwelcome exposure, an unforeseen consequence of widespread workplace drug testing.

Employers conduct about 45 million drug tests each year, the vast majority by collecting a urine sample. Some workers object, but inability to fill a specimen cup is rarely the issue.

Then there are people like Smith, who says he was fired from his job at a Caterpillar Inc. generator plant in Griffin, Ga., last fall because his failure to provide a urine specimen was labeled a refusal to take the test.

"You tell me I have three hours to urinate and I'm going to lose my job, hey man, I'm frozen. I can't do anything," said Smith, who lives in Pike County, Ga., about an hour south of Atlanta and worked at the plant for more than three years.

A Caterpillar spokeswoman, who confirmed Smith is a former employee, said she could not comment on the situation due to privacy concerns. But she defended the testing program.

"The safety of our employees is our primary concern," said the spokeswoman, Lori Porter. "Caterpillar follows the drug test collection guidelines that are outlined by the Department of Transportation and the DOT guidelines have been tried and tested in many ways and are proving to be the standard in the U.S."

Problems like Smith's, while unusual, are not limited to Caterpillar. In one of the more visible examples, in early 2002, the captain of a ship operated by the New York City government was suspended without pay after he failed to provide the urine needed for a drug test.

Employers often regard such situations as a refusal to take the test, workers and advocates say. Some employers have ordered workers to undergo examination by a doctor to determine if blockage of the urinary tract might be to blame.

But experts say paruresis is psychological, not physical, and that it is far more widespread than most people realize.

"The bladder's full, they're sweating bullets, but they can't open up" the muscle that allow urination to take place, said Dr. Michael Chancellor, a professor of urology at the University of Pittsburgh.

When nurse Lee Attema moved from Massachusetts to Houston last year, a local hospital offered him a job, along with a signing bonus. But Bayshore Medical Center's requirement that he take a urine test before his late May start date quickly became the source of friction.

Attema says he has struggled since childhood to urinate in public and asked the Pasadena, Texas hospital's personnel department whether alternative tests were available. He says he offered to provide a blood sample and pay for the test.

But hospital officials grew increasingly annoyed at him for refusing to cooperate with their testing procedures, eventually suggesting he look for work elsewhere, Attema says.

"It turned out to be a big issue with them," said Attema, who has since found a job at another hospital that agreed to test him using a blood sample. "What it came down to is if you can't give a urine sample under supervised conditions, we just won't hire you."

Even in situations where employers are accommodating, workers with shy bladder say the phobia can make the job stressful.

In his job as a marine engineer on New York's Staten Island Ferry service, Michael Capparo has long been subject to spot drug tests. But he's so worried about not being able to provide a specimen that he carries a catheter in his work bag every day and leaves another in his locker just in case.

When he was called for his last test, about 3 years ago, Capparo says he inserted a catheter himself to ensure he could provide a sample.

Officials at Caterpillar's Georgia plant instituted random drug checks about a 1 ½ years ago. When his turn came up, Smith says he knew he might have trouble. So he immediately drank 40 ounces of water provided by the company, to no avail.

Smith said the company suspended him the next day and let him go two weeks later for refusing to take the test. Smith said he offered to provide a hair sample for testing, but that the offer was rejected.

Some workers with shy bladder are putting their hopes on the growing use of alternative screening methods that test specimens of hair, saliva or sweat. The alternative methods are already used by some employers, including casinos and police departments.

But they could get a boost in coming months when the federal government plans to propose such screening for its own workers. d on my disability."


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: drugtesting; privacy; wod; workplace
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1 posted on 02/18/2004 10:19:36 AM PST by conservativefromGa
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To: conservativefromGa
"When he was called for his last test, about 3 years ago, Capparo says he inserted a catheter himself to ensure he could provide a sample."

Sweet jesus.
2 posted on 02/18/2004 10:23:30 AM PST by Bikers4Bush (Flood waters rising, heading for more conservative ground. Write in Tancredo in 04'!)
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To: conservativefromGa
You got 3 hours - so drink a lot of water - you'll pee.
3 posted on 02/18/2004 10:26:53 AM PST by sandydipper (Never quit - never surrender!)
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To: conservativefromGa
"The safety of our employees is our primary concern," said the spokeswoman, Lori Porter.

Bwhahahahaha!

More likely the cost of your insurance premiums.

4 posted on 02/18/2004 10:26:58 AM PST by StatesEnemy
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To: conservativefromGa
I have no respect for a man who denigrates himself by peeing on demand. Hell... my dog has more pride than that.
5 posted on 02/18/2004 10:27:00 AM PST by Lexington Green (... and a cavity search for every schoolchild.)
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To: conservativefromGa
Officials at Caterpillar's Georgia plant instituted random drug checks about a 1.5 years ago.

One wonders what would happen if they had random drug tests in corporate headquarters.
6 posted on 02/18/2004 10:27:11 AM PST by lelio
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To: conservativefromGa
Inability to urinate in public would qualify as a diability under the Disability act, and these companies are discriminating.

I am not sure which I abhor more, random testing (up to private companies, but I don't think it should be government policy) or the ADA, But it is funny when liberals tie themselves in contradictory knots.

Just remember, its all for the children, and do as your told...here's your cup.
7 posted on 02/18/2004 10:27:11 AM PST by blanknoone
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To: conservativefromGa
But experts say paruresis is psychological, not physical, and that it is far more widespread than most people realize.

I'm not the type to recommend that someone initiate a lawsuit every time they get upset at something, but this guy ought to sue. This was clearly NOT a case of refusal to provide a specimen, but of inability to do so. Perhaps he could sue under the ADA, claiming that his ability to pee on demand is a handicap. I'd also like to know if this guy's contract has a clause requiring him to provide samples on demand. One would also wonder whether his union was any more useful than teats on a boar hog, if it is not all over this.

All of this is a product of the WO(S)D - which only enriches the drug pushers and those on the "right" side of the law who take bribes or build prisons, while simultaneously infringing upon the rights of everyone.

8 posted on 02/18/2004 10:28:08 AM PST by Ancesthntr
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To: conservativefromGa
Funny that during the hiring process, that o'l bladder overfloweth when requested.

I'm all against the drug testing, ethics in the workplace, and dossier building tactics of today's employment world. Once they start doing drug testing and ethics training in senior management, then I'll squeeze a drop.

I'm so tired of corporations firing some guy in shipping because he got a DUI he never mentioned on his application, while the board and senior management is busy stealing the stockholders to the poorhouse with the help of investment bankers and Wallstreet firms.

9 posted on 02/18/2004 10:28:45 AM PST by blackdog (Churchill si veveret, ad remum dareris!)
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To: blanknoone
You beat me on the ADA stuff by under a minute - but great minds clearly think alike!
10 posted on 02/18/2004 10:29:41 AM PST by Ancesthntr
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To: conservativefromGa
I wonder if you could ask for a six pack? I gotta go after two.
11 posted on 02/18/2004 10:30:25 AM PST by blackdog (Churchill si veveret, ad remum dareris!)
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To: conservativefromGa
If the condition is a valid medical situation he has an ADA claim. They have to make a reasonable accomodation.
12 posted on 02/18/2004 10:30:35 AM PST by longtermmemmory (Vote!)
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To: sandydipper
You got 3 hours - so drink a lot of water - you'll pee

Drinking water is not allowed when we are tested as they are afraid you are trying to dilute what ever is in your system or take a quick flush pill. Doors to the bathroom must be left open so they can watch to make sure you do not contaminate the sample in any way.
13 posted on 02/18/2004 10:30:57 AM PST by boxerblues (If you can read this.. Thank a Teacher..If you can read this in English ..Thank a US Soldier)
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To: conservativefromGa
Reason #5 why I own my own business: a leisurely pee, at my own pace and time of choosing.
14 posted on 02/18/2004 10:32:48 AM PST by 7.62 x 51mm (Dogs have masters; Cats have staff...)
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To: conservativefromGa
As a nuclear worker in the US, I have been required to submit for random drug screenings for the better part of 20 years. Should I fail this screening, with a few exceptions, I lose both my present job, and any hope of further employment in the US nuclear industry. I wouldn’t have it any other way myself, nuclear fission is not flipping hamburgers. All this being said, I have never had any problem producing a sample on demand. I wonder if his inability to produce a sample is related to his fear that "The dope I smoked last month, are traces of it still in my system” and the anxiety such fears produce.
15 posted on 02/18/2004 10:32:54 AM PST by MrNeutron1962
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To: conservativefromGa
"Excuse me, nurse.....I can't pee on demand, but after sex I have to go right away. Can you help me out here?"

Pass the drug test, but fail the sexual harassment training.

16 posted on 02/18/2004 10:33:04 AM PST by blackdog (Churchill si veveret, ad remum dareris!)
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To: conservativefromGa
What is frightening, all these labs that test other peoples body fluids, are not subject to random drug tests....
17 posted on 02/18/2004 10:34:23 AM PST by Joe Hadenuf (I failed anger management class, they decided to give me a passing grade anyway)
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To: boxerblues
Drinking water is not allowed when we are tested as they are afraid you are trying to dilute what ever is in your system or take a quick flush pill. Doors to the bathroom must be left open so they can watch to make sure you do not contaminate the sample in any way.

Are you serving on active duty?

18 posted on 02/18/2004 10:35:01 AM PST by TADSLOS (Right Wing Infidel since 1954)
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To: boxerblues
So volunteer to take a blood test intead. It's more accurate. Hospitals certify the results and your employer will never "randomly" pick you again, ever.
19 posted on 02/18/2004 10:36:10 AM PST by blackdog (Churchill si veveret, ad remum dareris!)
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To: blackdog
Take the easy way. Poor Aim. Get some in the cup, get some on the cup, around the cup...whatever...
20 posted on 02/18/2004 10:37:51 AM PST by hobbes1 (Hobbes1TheOmniscient® "I know everything so you don't have to" ;)
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