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Police nab alleged gnome-napper (running a garden ornament "chop[shop")
The Oregonian ^ | 2/19/04 | Police nab alleged gnome-napper

Posted on 02/20/2004 3:48:57 PM PST by mylife

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The perp and the victim

1 posted on 02/20/2004 3:48:57 PM PST by mylife
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To: mylife
ROFL!!

Inside the house, Onchi found what he called a lawn-ornament "chop shop." "She was a busy camper, too."

LOL!!!
2 posted on 02/20/2004 3:52:00 PM PST by nuconvert ("Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.")
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To: mylife
I'm confused. Who's the perp and who's the gnome?
3 posted on 02/20/2004 3:52:27 PM PST by TADSLOS (Right Wing Infidel since 1954)
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The court filings
4 posted on 02/20/2004 3:53:34 PM PST by mylife
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To: mylife
"Her favorite colors were black and red,"

Hey! That's what she's wearing!
5 posted on 02/20/2004 3:53:37 PM PST by nuconvert ("Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.")
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To: mylife
I believe it's spelled, "gnome gnapper."

<|:)~
6 posted on 02/20/2004 3:56:46 PM PST by martin_fierro (Love the music. Hate the lyrics.)
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To: mylife

The Gnome-stealing Troll.

7 posted on 02/20/2004 4:02:30 PM PST by martin_fierro (Love the music. Hate the lyrics.)
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To: mylife
The craft underworld is a little known criminal enterprise consisting of hot hot glue guns and fenced exacto knives. I hope she doesn't crackle under the pressure.
8 posted on 02/20/2004 4:03:45 PM PST by small voice in the wilderness (1)
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To: mylife
Whoa! The Perpette has some resemblance to this one:


9 posted on 02/20/2004 4:07:11 PM PST by ErnBatavia (Gay marriage is for suckers...)
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Who is that one?
10 posted on 02/20/2004 4:13:46 PM PST by mylife
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To: mylife
Susan McDougal.
11 posted on 02/20/2004 4:14:52 PM PST by ErnBatavia (Gay marriage is for suckers...)
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To: mylife
Clinton's ex-girlfriend, Susan MacDougal!!
12 posted on 02/20/2004 4:16:50 PM PST by Ann Archy (Abortion: The Human Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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Clinton's ex-girlfriend, Susan MacDougal!!

Unlike his OTHER girlfriend, Monica, Susan Swallowed.

13 posted on 02/20/2004 4:17:51 PM PST by Ann Archy (Abortion: The Human Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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To: ErnBatavia
Awww Jeez...how embaressing!! Blush!
14 posted on 02/20/2004 4:23:26 PM PST by mylife
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To: mylife
She'd better not try to steal my garden gnomes. Or my fiberglass frog, either.
15 posted on 02/20/2004 4:33:24 PM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: mylife
FOX GNOME ALERT!
16 posted on 02/20/2004 4:37:45 PM PST by agitator (...And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark)
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To: mylife
"Don't forget your hat."

;-)

17 posted on 02/20/2004 4:39:15 PM PST by StriperSniper (Manuel Miranda - Whistleblower)
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Bizarre story alert.
18 posted on 02/20/2004 4:49:41 PM PST by sweetliberty (To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it.")
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"Unlike his OTHER girlfriend, Monica, Susan Swallowed."

Eeewwwww!!!!! And I was eating too!

19 posted on 02/20/2004 4:51:34 PM PST by sweetliberty (To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it.")
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I love that guy!~!
20 posted on 02/20/2004 4:57:20 PM PST by mylife
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