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The perp and the victim

1 posted on 02/20/2004 3:48:57 PM PST by mylife
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To: mylife
ROFL!!

Inside the house, Onchi found what he called a lawn-ornament "chop shop." "She was a busy camper, too."

LOL!!!
2 posted on 02/20/2004 3:52:00 PM PST by nuconvert ("Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.")
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To: mylife
I'm confused. Who's the perp and who's the gnome?
3 posted on 02/20/2004 3:52:27 PM PST by TADSLOS (Right Wing Infidel since 1954)
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The court filings
4 posted on 02/20/2004 3:53:34 PM PST by mylife
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To: mylife
"Her favorite colors were black and red,"

Hey! That's what she's wearing!
5 posted on 02/20/2004 3:53:37 PM PST by nuconvert ("Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.")
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To: mylife
I believe it's spelled, "gnome gnapper."

<|:)~
6 posted on 02/20/2004 3:56:46 PM PST by martin_fierro (Love the music. Hate the lyrics.)
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To: mylife

The Gnome-stealing Troll.

7 posted on 02/20/2004 4:02:30 PM PST by martin_fierro (Love the music. Hate the lyrics.)
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To: mylife
The craft underworld is a little known criminal enterprise consisting of hot hot glue guns and fenced exacto knives. I hope she doesn't crackle under the pressure.
8 posted on 02/20/2004 4:03:45 PM PST by small voice in the wilderness (1)
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To: mylife
Whoa! The Perpette has some resemblance to this one:


9 posted on 02/20/2004 4:07:11 PM PST by ErnBatavia (Gay marriage is for suckers...)
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To: mylife
She'd better not try to steal my garden gnomes. Or my fiberglass frog, either.
15 posted on 02/20/2004 4:33:24 PM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: mylife
FOX GNOME ALERT!
16 posted on 02/20/2004 4:37:45 PM PST by agitator (...And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark)
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To: mylife
"Don't forget your hat."

;-)

17 posted on 02/20/2004 4:39:15 PM PST by StriperSniper (Manuel Miranda - Whistleblower)
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To: null and void; Darksheare; Mo1; nicmarlo
Bizarre story alert.
18 posted on 02/20/2004 4:49:41 PM PST by sweetliberty (To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it.")
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To: mylife
She's nabbing gnomes?
She must be one of these:

23 posted on 02/21/2004 9:02:55 AM PST by Darksheare (Cry "Hammock!" and let slip the gerbils of war!)
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To: mylife
Apparently, she forgot her hat. But then, she won't be traveling very far for awhile.
25 posted on 02/21/2004 9:05:14 AM PST by Xenalyte (I may not agree with your bumper sticker, but I'll defend to the death your right to stick it)
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To: mylife
hey, it's one thing to liberate gnomes, quite another to take them to your "chop shop" *shudder* i'm glad this crazy lady was caught! and i'm definitely glad that she never crossed paths with any of these gnomes...who knows what would have happened?
36 posted on 03/09/2004 10:18:09 AM PST by babybull77
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