What kind of reward terrorist-martyr expects from Allah

26-year old single Palestinian Tauria Khamuri says if she had killed Jews, she would have become a mermaid.

The woman, native of Jenin, dreamed of exploding herself in Jerusalem and killing several dozens of Jews, and of finding herself in paradise after that.

However, Tauria Khamuri was unable to implement her dream. She was arrested and imprisoned for six years for attempt of murder. Currently she is in prison.

"I am sorry I could not conduct the act of terrorism", she says. "You are glad you caught me, but it was my failure".

"I was dreaming of making myself a sacrifice for Palestine. Our only weapon - people like myself. Take on a belt with explosives and blow oneself up".

After the act of terrorism conducted by Reim Salakh Ar-Rishi at Erez checkpoint, media started discussing the problem of female terrorists-martyrs again. Since the Intifada was declared by Palestinians, eight Palestinian women blew themselves up. 24 more women were caught before they could explode themselves (including Tauria Khamuri).

She was born and raised in Jenin. Tauria has six brothers and three sisters. Her father is a construction worker, her mother runs the house. The family owned an olive garden. The start of Intifada caused financial problems to the family - before it the family was making money from trading with Israelis. However, Khamida does not remember this fact.

"Since early childhood, I have seen only wars and hatred, murdered people and blood and hatred", says Khamuri. "Those who grew up under such conditions, cannot strive for peace. On the contrary, I was eager to help my people, sacrifice myself, kill Jews and die".

What were you thinking when you were going to take the belt filled with explosives?

I was going in a taxi from Jenin to Skhem and trying to imagine what this would be look like. I was not scared - those willing to explode themselves have no fear. I was thinking how many people would die. I was trying to figure out what would happen if I succeeded and what - if I failed. I was calculating how many Jews I should kill to consider this a success and justify my death.

As many as possible. When I was in a taxi, I closed my eyes and was dreaming of killing more than one hundred Jews. Two hundreds would be even better. I was thinking only about this. To sacrifice myself to make hundreds of Jews dead.

I did not tell anybody about this. What is your mother going to do after you tell her that you intend to explode yourself? She will not just cry, she will handcuff you and lock in your room. She will not let you out. I know this. The mother"s heart is like this. For this reason, nobody knew what I was up to. Besides, I am a very sensitive girl, and nobody could imagine I was able to do this.

I was told I would be as a mermaid, a beauty Queen in paradise if I became a martyr.

The name for the little boys that devout Muslim men get in paradise are ghilman (sometimes spelled gilman), the word is plural. This term was used in a secular sense to describe slaves captured as small boys. The Koran mentions them (apparently 8 times) as sort of cherubs "like scattered pearls". They exist in paradise to "serve" the Muslim man - but there are no details on exactly what that entails. There is some slight evidence that this might include some (but not necessarily all) forms of sexual servicing. Maybe their incipient masculinity enables them to provide certain amusements that 70 dewey-eyed ignorant virgins are incapable of.

Sick beyond belief! Islam, it’s not a religion. It’s an induced mental disorder!

In the beginning God covered the earth with broccoli and with cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives !!!

Then, using God's bountiful gifts, Satan created ice cream and doughnuts. And Satan said, "Hey, you want hot fudge with that?" And Man said "Yes!" and Woman said, "I'll have another with sprinkles." And lo they gained 10 pounds !!!

So God said, "C'mon, try my fresh green salad." And Satan presented crumbled Bleu Cheese dressing with tasty garlic toast on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast !!!

God then said, "I have sent you heart healthy vegetable and olive oil in which to lightly sauté the wholesome vegetables." And Satan brought forth deep fried coconut shrimp, chicken-fried steak so big that it needed its own platter and chocolate cheesecake for dessert. And Man's glucose levels spiked up through the roof !!!

Then God brought forth running shoes so that his Children might lose those extra pounds. And Satan came forth with a cable TV with a remote control, so Man would not have to toil while changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering light and they started wearing stretch jogging suits !!!

Then God brought forth fresh lean meat so that Man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created the 99-cent McDouble cheeseburger, and said, "Hey, Man... d'you want fries with that?" And Man replied, "Yes! Super size 'em!" And Man went into cardiac arrest !!!

God sighed and then created quadruple heart bypass surgery. And Satan created HMOs, queer marriages, and extreme Hollywood perversion, while simultaneously removing all traces of The Ten Commandments from public life !!!

Then God sent forth Islanic terrorists to dispense with an irreverent nation of baby killing sinners and queers !!!

And Satan promised they would all receive 72 Virgins and 12 beautiful young boys in Islamic paradise (but Satan's fingers were crossed when he made that promise, for he knew full well that they would only receive 72 pissed-off West Virginia lesbians.) !!!

No, I am not going to say what happens next. However... those of you who are ravidly involved with your remote control and pissing on The Ten Commandments can certainly figure it out for yourself, eh ??? ;-))

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