CARTOON: Carville & Rosie O'Donnell... "No one wants to open that can of worms"

IowaPresidentialWatch.com ^ | 3/10/2004 | IPWGOP

[IPWGOP]

(This cartoon is based on the following article I first found here on FREE REPUBLIC)

According to Elliot McMillan, DeadBrain.com:

… a memo leaked to DeadBrain shows that the Kerry campaign has asked Rosie O'Donnell to keep her distance from the Massachusetts Senator. "We respectfully request that you make no public endorsement of Senator Kerry, and that you not appear at any fundraisers or campaign stops," said the note.

It is believed that the note is in response to O'Donnell's recent wedding to her long-time girlfriend Kelli Carpenter. The wedding was performed in San Francisco, amid swirling controversy over the legality of same sex marriages.

O'Donnell is allegedly incensed over the note. The obese celebrity was heard to rage, "As if I'd vote for that gaunt, Abe Lincoln wannabe, helmet-haired freak!" She had been leaning more toward Kerry's closest opposition, Senator John Edwards from North Carolina, before Edwards resigned from the nomination race. O'Donnell said of Edwards, "He's such a cutie-patootie." Edwards has asked that O'Donnell stay away from his campaign, his family, and his patootie.

Democratic front-runners are hesitant to embrace O'Donnell, fearing any endorsement by her will cost them critical votes in the South. "No one wants to open up that can of worms," said Democratic advisor James Carville. "That girl's ideas cause more controversy than Herrman Goering in the diamond district in New York."

Al Sharpton has even distanced himself from O'Donnell. "I don't even know what she did to get famous. Do any of you?" asked Sharpton. No one in the gathered crowd of supporters, onlookers and media had an answer.

Dennis Kucinich was more accepting of O'Donnell than the others. "When you're as far behind in the polls as I am, you'll take all the support you can get," said the tiny candidate. "I'm just upset that there are two less women to date."

If O'Donnell is seeking a candidate to support, the Kerry note suggested that she contact Ralph Nader

[FourtySeven]

I hope Rosie DOES endorse Kerry...(I hope this rumor isn't true that is). If she does, then that will SEAL his image as a left wing nut, especially in the South.

And even Carville wouldn't be able to save him. hehe

Given that, I wouldn't be suprised if this rumor was true. I'd love to see Rosie's reaction upon hearing such a request. I'd bet, as the truth entered her tiny, fat laden brain, that she and her "kind" are NOT in any WAY CLOSE to being accepted by this nation as a whole, her face would contort into the most rabid of expressions. LOL

At any rate, good cartoon; you've got some talent son!

[BrooklynGOP]

At any rate, good cartoon; you've got some talent son!

I think you're replying to a female...

[b9]

Another hit, your great cartoon...
Exposed again, that Carville loon..
With cheeky Rosie seeing red
amidst gaunt Kerry's helmet head.

A crazy race it's gonna be...
With "Eddy" faces...lucky we!

[FourtySeven]

At any rate, good cartoon; you've got some talent son!

BrooklynGOP: I think you're replying to a female...

Whooops! The not reading profiles get me EVERYTIME! Sorry about that IPWGOP! Still a good cartoon though. :)

[FourtySeven]

Post # 5 is more for you than BrooklynGOP. Sorry about calling you son.

[IPWGOP]

yeah.. I'm a girl...

That's okay. My last name is "Eddy" so lots of folks think I'm a guy.

[IPWGOP]

Another hit, your great cartoon... Exposed again, that Carville loon.. With cheeky Rosie seeing red amidst gaunt Kerry's helmet head. A crazy race it's gonna be... With "Eddy" faces...lucky we!

Wow! That's really neat-oh!!

Another hit, your great cartoon... Exposed again, that Carville loon.. With cheeky Rosie seeing red amidst gaunt Kerry's helmet head. A crazy race it's gonna be... With "Eddy" faces...lucky we!

Wow! That's really neat-oh!!

[IYAS9YAS]

When I was in training in the Air Force at the Defense Language Institute in Monterey, CA, there was a guy that had the name Charlie Brown. A few months after he got to our unit, a second Charlie Brown was rumored to be heading our way. The NCOs thought it would be funny when the second showed up to place him in the same room as the first. When "he" turned out to be "she" they had to scramble to find a spot for him.

A while later the two actually started dating and were later married. Not sure what ever happened to them. Both were nice folks, but I lost track of them soon after leaving DLI.

[jigsaw]

LOL -- Looking at your depiction of Carville I suddenly have this urge to
wipe my computer screen with antiseptic.

And as far as Rosie, I'll use your drawing of her instead of Syrup of Ipecac next time. lol

Great cartoon, Linda. Thanks!

(That drawing of Carville is really giving me the creeps!)

[Montfort]

Rosie's support of Martha Stewart really swayed that juror to want to let her off.

NOT!!!!

[Nasty McPhilthy]

I'd love to see her endorse Nader with the same degree of passion she has devoted to some of her other causes. If the Kerry campaign has her a little miffed, she could deal a death blow to his chances of becoming number 44.

I never thought I’d hear myself say this but, Go Rosie! Go Rosie!