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Kerry Releases Rap and Hip-Hop CD, now known as Rapper ".50 Caliber"
Registered ^
| 03.31.04
| kristinn (illustrated by Registered)
Posted on 03/31/2004 3:01:21 PM PST by Registered

TOPICS: Editorial; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: 2004; humor; kerry; mtv; rap; registeredhumor
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Feel free to add your own .50 Caliber song titles....
To: Registered
you bad
2
posted on
03/31/2004 3:03:07 PM PST
by
al baby
(Hope I don't get into trouble for this)
To: Registered
YO YO YO FO SHIZZLE MAH NIZZLE! (in his best BAH-STON accent)
3
posted on
03/31/2004 3:03:36 PM PST
by
finnman69
(cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
To: Registered
"Heavy Metal, Heavy Medals - Throw 'em Away"
4
posted on
03/31/2004 3:03:47 PM PST
by
Socratic
(Yes, there is method in the madness.)
To: Registered
You know registered, you really should be more careful. Someone might think this is real and make us all look bad. /sarcasm
5
posted on
03/31/2004 3:04:08 PM PST
by
Rodney King
(No, we can't all just get along)
To: Registered
The Flip Flop Hop
6
posted on
03/31/2004 3:04:39 PM PST
by
illiac
To: Registered
"I dun up'd da 87 Bil, afore I dissed it"
7
posted on
03/31/2004 3:04:57 PM PST
by
So Cal Rocket
(If consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds, John F. Kerry’s mind must be freaking enormous)
To: Registered
The best keeps getting better! LOL!
8
posted on
03/31/2004 3:05:17 PM PST
by
Solamente
To: Registered
Hey...where's the yellow daisy?
9
posted on
03/31/2004 3:05:55 PM PST
by
So Cal Rocket
(If consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds, John F. Kerry’s mind must be freaking enormous)
To: Registered
You should add a big plastic daisy to his attire - like the one on his ski jacket zipper.
10
posted on
03/31/2004 3:05:58 PM PST
by
Charles Martel
(Liberals are the crab grass in the lawn of life.)
To: Charles Martel
You're brilliant!
11
posted on
03/31/2004 3:06:36 PM PST
by
So Cal Rocket
(If consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds, John F. Kerry’s mind must be freaking enormous)
To: Registered
LOL! Obviously pre-botox. ;-)
12
posted on
03/31/2004 3:08:05 PM PST
by
NRA2BFree
(The Socialists are in control of our Congress. It*s time to clean house!!)
To: Registered
Maybe it should be John Kerry is 50 Cents.....to account for his 50 cent gas tax hike.
13
posted on
03/31/2004 3:08:43 PM PST
by
illiac
To: Registered
The album could be entitled Flip Flop Hop Hop....
14
posted on
03/31/2004 3:10:13 PM PST
by
illiac
To: illiac
That's 50 cent...
my man dun be sick of folks messin' up hiz name, yo.
15
posted on
03/31/2004 3:10:52 PM PST
by
sharktrager
(Kerry is like that or so a crack sausage)
To: So Cal Rocket; Registered
Definitely add the Yellow Daisy back somewhere. It should be on EVERY Kerry satire you do.
16
posted on
03/31/2004 3:11:08 PM PST
by
finnman69
(cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
To: finnman69
refresh
To: finnman69
Someone commented that the daisy used to be (maybe still is) some kind of gay buzz word for something.
18
posted on
03/31/2004 3:14:26 PM PST
by
Dante3
To: Registered
"Wif' my mind on yo' money an' yo' money on my mind..."
from the smash album, Straight Outta the Hamptons
19
posted on
03/31/2004 3:15:50 PM PST
by
Choose Ye This Day
("IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm comin' up, so you'd better get this jihad started." [thanks, Silverback])
To: Registered
Of course, I always considered Kerry to be Snoop Taxxy Tax.
His rappin' sidekick Teddy would be Notorious BIG Spender.
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posted on
03/31/2004 3:17:25 PM PST
by
Choose Ye This Day
("IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm comin' up, so you'd better get this jihad started." [thanks, Silverback])
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