Slogans for Left-Wing Radio

Crosswalk.com ^ | 4/9/04 | Tom Perrault

[Nasty McPhilthy]

Slogans for Left-Wing Radio

The left-wing is taking another stab at radio, this time with even bigger bucks, bigger names, and bigger expectations. Alleged comedian and confirmed political flame-thrower Al Franken took his new syndicated show, The O'Franken Factor, to the airwaves last week in several markets. The mainstream press has given more coverage in one week to Left Radio than all the ink and microphone exposure Rush Limbaugh received in his initial decade combined.

But Franken, Garafalo and their liberal endeavor still need help. That's why I'm here.

As a free public service, I've come up with some catchy slogans for the fledgling enterprise to employ on the air. Enjoy...

Left Radio -- It's better to be in the wrong than on the right!

Rush Limbaugh is a big, fat idiot, and other meaningful, thought-provoking discussions.

Radio Lib -- You thought you could hide this 'radio' thing from us forever, huh?

Liberal Radio -- It's not what you know, it's what you can say about other people.

Left Radio: If you don't like the message, we'll get a court somewhere to make you listen.

It's like NPR with more commercials.

Left Radio -- Everyone else is a liar.

Saving radio from mindless blowhards with nothing of substance to say by bringing out-of-work, liberal comedians to the airwaves.

Liberal Radio -- Soon to be taxpayer-supported!

Don't confuse me with stuff like facts...Left Radio.

Have we mentioned Rush Limbaugh is a tubby, drug-addicted liar? No, really.

Left Wing Radio. If this doesn't work, we're trying the wireless telegraph next!

Meet our new Director of Public Policy...Howard Stern.

[Nateman]

Liberal radio: Because if ABCNNBCBS ,PBS , Time, Newsweek, The Washington Post,The New
York Times,Public Schools and Universities Etc didn't do it, who would?

[Nateman]

Left Radio: Why bother thinking when you can hear our feelings?

[Nateman]

Left radio: Where we shine , giving airtime, to State run crime!

[kezekiel]

At Air America, we give you one promise: We will be the first to blame America first.

[fry-french]

I'm emailing this to other freeper, left-loathing, intelligible-voting great Americans!! GREAT POST!!

[TheLurkerX]

Liberal Radio - All Talk, No Understanding.

Liberal Radio - Fact or Fiction? You decide.

Liberal Radio - Hot Airwaves.

Liberal Radio - THEY WANNA TAKE YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY, MEDICARE'S GOING BROKE, THE SPOTTED OWL, GOOD GOD, WHO'LL SAVE THE SPOTTED OWL! THE REPUBLICANS WANT TO KILL OUR SPOTTED OWLS!

OK, so maybe that last one is a little wordy.

[TheLurkerX]

If you turn your balance all the way to the right, you can't even hear it.

[Brimack34]

Did we look this stupid and pathedic when we were out of power? I forget.

[jraven]

GREAT...Except for the setup: if you go back and look you'll see it is not true that the media is pushing liberal talk radio by its coverage. The fact is Rush got LOTS of coverage all over the country when he started because what he did and how he did it was RELATIVELY NEW. And he caught on. He just didn't catch on with people listening. He won viewers who got more viewers but he got LOTS of articles, some favorable and some not. False premise; great humor.

[SAMWolf]

Air America - Goebbels Memorial Radio Network

[Joe_October]

.... Al Franken: talent on loan from Gollum....

What an insult to Gollum!

Left Radio: Masturbation for the mind

That's an insult to masturbation.

[Erasmus]

Alleged comedian and confirmed political flame-thrower Al Franken [...]

I think Tom meant to write "confirmed political fart-lighter Al Franken ..."

[Walkingfeather]

er well... you know when you drive around and see... tune into air port traffic dial 1760 on your radio dial... And if you try that the signal isnt even strong enough to go 2 blocks? Well I believe they are on some foriegn language station way up on the radio dial... if you cover yourself in tin foil and the wind is blowing out from the east Oh yeah and there are no birds flying over head... you can probably pick it up.....

[TomGuy]

Prognostication (6 months from now):

Libs will be saying: The reason liberal radio failed was that no one was watching it.











Key phrase: 'watching it'

[Ichneumon]

"If you ain't Left Radio, you ain't s**t".

[Caipirabob]

Air America - FACTS? We don't need no steenking facts!

[watchin]

... and it's underfunded. They'll need a new tax to keep the errwaves "balanced".

[Thom Pain]

Air America: Campaign Finance Law? Huh? Let me count the ways the Quislings will get around that small nuisance...

[moonhawk]

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