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Bowling for Fallujah
Cox&Forkum ^ | Apr 22nd, 04 | Me

Posted on 04/22/2004 1:10:49 AM PDT by F14 Pilot

Wednesday, April 14th, 2004 Heads Up... from Michael Moore

Friends,

I have never seen a head so far up a Presidential ass (pardon my Falluja) than the one I saw last night at the "news conference" given by George W. Bush. He's still talking about finding "weapons of mass destruction" -- this time on Saddam's "turkey farm." Turkey indeed. Clearly the White House believes there are enough idiots in the 17 swing states who will buy this. I think they are in for a rude awakening.

I've been holed up for weeks in the editing room finishing my film ("Fahrenheit 911"). That's why you haven't heard from me lately. But after last night's Lyndon Johnson impersonation from the East Room -- essentially promising to send even more troops into the Iraq sinkhole -- I had to write you all a note.

First, can we stop the Orwellian language and start using the proper names for things? Those are not “contractors” in Iraq. They are not there to fix a roof or to pour concrete in a driveway. They are MERCENARIES and SOLDIERS OF FORTUNE. They are there for the money, and the money is very good if you live long enough to spend it.

Halliburton is not a "company" doing business in Iraq. It is a WAR PROFITEER, bilking millions from the pockets of average Americans. In past wars they would have been arrested -- or worse.

The Iraqis who have risen up against the occupation are not "insurgents" or "terrorists" or "The Enemy." They are the REVOLUTION, the Minutemen, and their numbers will grow -- and they will win. Get it, Mr. Bush? You closed down a friggin' weekly newspaper, you great giver of freedom and democracy! Then all hell broke loose. The paper only had 10,000 readers! Why are you smirking?

One year after we wiped the face of the Saddam statue with our American flag before yanking him down, it is now too dangerous for a single media person to go to that square in Baghdad and file a report on the wonderful one-year anniversary celebration. Of course, there is no celebration, and those brave blow-dried "embeds" can't even leave the safety of the fort in downtown Baghdad. They never actually SEE what is taking place across Iraq (most of the pictures we see on TV are shot by Arab media and some Europeans). When you watch a report "from Iraq" what you are getting is the press release handed out by the U.S. occupation force and repeated to you as "news."

I currently have two cameramen/reporters doing work for me in Iraq for my movie (unbeknownst to the Army). They are talking to soldiers and gathering the true sentiment about what is really going on. They Fed Ex the footage back to me each week. That's right, Fed Ex. Who said we haven't brought freedom to Iraq! The funniest story my guys tell me is how when they fly into Baghdad, they don't have to show a passport or go through immigration. Why not? Because they have not traveled from a foreign country -- they're coming from America TO America, a place that is ours, a new American territory called Iraq.

There is a lot of talk amongst Bush's opponents that we should turn this war over to the United Nations. Why should the other countries of this world, countries who tried to talk us out of this folly, now have to clean up our mess? I oppose the U.N. or anyone else risking the lives of their citizens to extract us from our debacle. I'm sorry, but the majority of Americans supported this war once it began and, sadly, that majority must now sacrifice their children until enough blood has been let that maybe -- just maybe -- God and the Iraqi people will forgive us in the end.

Until then, enjoy the "pacification" of Falluja, the "containment" of Sadr City, and the next Tet Offensive – oops, I mean, "terrorist attack by a small group of Baathist loyalists" (Hahaha! I love writing those words, Baathist loyalists, it makes me sound so Peter Jennings!) -- followed by a "news conference" where we will be told that we must "stay the course" because we are "winning the hearts and minds of the people."

I'll write again soon. Don't despair. Remember, the American people are not that stupid. Sure, we can be frightened into a war, but we always come around sooner or later -- and the one way this is NOT like Vietnam is that it hasn't taken the public four long years to figure out they were lied to.

Now if Bush would just quit speaking in public and giving me more free material for my movie, I can get back to work and get it done. I've got four weeks left 'til completion.

Yours,

Michael Moore


TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Culture/Society; Front Page News; Political Humor/Cartoons; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: bowling; bush; fallujah; iraq; leftist; liberalism; moore; president; terrorism; usa; war
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To: Army Air Corps
Good one - Drywallers - love it - don't forget the plumbers for his overflowing orifices! hahaha
42 posted on 04/22/2004 10:16:46 AM PDT by imintrouble
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To: imintrouble
When I look at Mr. Moore, I am reminded of the recent news story about a woman who had a 90lb tumour removed. The story leads me to consider some possibilities as to the origins of Moore(on)...
43 posted on 04/22/2004 10:30:05 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (To increase the power of the State over the individual is a crime against Humanity.)
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To: F14 Pilot
Have a look at this thread http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1122547/posts - it seems that MM has outsourced his web design and servers.
44 posted on 04/22/2004 10:39:29 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (To increase the power of the State over the individual is a crime against Humanity.)
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To: Travis McGee
Sooner or later, we're going to settle up with the traitors. - Hopefully sooner!
45 posted on 04/22/2004 11:50:36 AM PDT by Free_at_last_-2001 (is clinton in jail yet?)
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To: The_Media_never_lie
I have nothing to do with Poynoy TX, I just want to see the tiny town get justice =o)
46 posted on 04/22/2004 11:45:31 PM PDT by GeronL (Who stole the fire truck in Poynor TX?? They need it back, please.... thanks)
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To: F14 Pilot
Every time MM and his ilk open their mouths it is proof positive we're on the right side!
47 posted on 04/23/2004 3:12:47 AM PDT by windchime (Podesta about Bush: "He's got four years to try to undo all the stuff we've done." (TIME-1/22/01))
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To: F14 Pilot
I thought this was a satire, someone impersonating Michael Moore. Then I went to his website, MichaelMoore.com This jerk actually wrote these things. He reinforces evil. This man is DANGEROUS and a traitor. A traitor to America and a traitor to mankind.
48 posted on 04/23/2004 7:53:23 PM PDT by XHogPilot
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To: AIC
You and your kind MUST understand that now it is either them or us, so which is it you want? ... I KNOW YOUR KIND.

AIC you don't seem to know Michael Moore. He is not one of us. HE IS ONE OF "THEM!" Michael Moore is doing everything within his power to support the downfall of our God fearing Constitutional Republic. I don't toss this out lightly, HE IS A TRAITOR, twisting a knife in the spine of our nation.

49 posted on 04/23/2004 8:00:17 PM PDT by XHogPilot
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To: XHogPilot
I have taken the letter and sentences from his own website.

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!

50 posted on 04/23/2004 9:59:23 PM PDT by F14 Pilot (John ''Fedayeen" Kerry - the Mullahs' regime candidate)
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To: F14 Pilot
Is Moore still vying to be the keynote speaker at the Hillary Coronation.....ooops, I mean....the DemocRAT National Convention?
51 posted on 04/26/2004 10:53:13 PM PDT by Texas Eagle
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To: F14 Pilot
Can't wait for this REAL documentary...

http://www.michaelmoorehatesamerica.com/
52 posted on 04/26/2004 10:57:39 PM PDT by LayoutGuru2 (Call me paranoid but finding '/*' inside this comment makes me suspicious)
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To: LayoutGuru2
I have already sent him an E-mail asking him to F*** OFF!
53 posted on 04/26/2004 11:00:54 PM PDT by F14 Pilot (John ''Fedayeen" Kerry - the Mullahs' regime candidate)
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