CAPTION KERRY: Out for a bike ride.

http://story.news.yahoo.com ^ | 4-25-04 | Steven Senne,Brian Snyder

[AAABEST]

"Hey bud, wanna pass me a communion wafer? I'm kinda in a hurry"

[OneLoyalAmerican]

Is that bicycle made in the USA?

[faithincowboys]

I know, you would think he'd have someone on the payroll to tell him he looks like a douche bag. Kerry is making this too easy. If I were the Bush campaign, I would have pics like this of Kerry all over my site. America isn't ready for a metrosexual, lanky jerkoff like this in the White House.

[anniegetyourgun]

Anything to get the press off the SUV question.

[Bobber58]

What Johnny rides when no cameras are around

[armymarinedad]

No, this is not mine it belongs to the family. I own a Huffy I bought at Walmart.

[guitfiddlist]

took off for a two-hour ride along the Charles River, followed by two Secret Service agents on bikes behind him and a five-car motorcade alongside.

Great. Tie up Memorial Drive from one end to the other. I wonder what the 5-car motorcade did at the underpass for Mass. Ave - where the bike path diverges as it crosses the Harvard Bridge. "Quick! Stop here...maybe we can lose him."

[OXENinFLA]

Yeah, that's more of a story than the bike ride.

Think of all the gas that motorcade used.

Kerry scheduled the appointment at the last minute to ensure that his shoulder was strong enough for him to take a bike ride, Wade said. The campaign did not inform Kerry's traveling press corps of the appointment beforehand, and Wade initially said he did not know about the appointment. He confirmed it about three hours after reporters spotted Secret Service agents yesterday morning at the Massachusetts Eye and Ear Infirmary.

oh really? and that has to do w/ a shoulder how?

[AmericanMade1776]

huff! huff! pant! pant! hope no one notices all this rubbish along the River Charles Trail.

[lizma]

wearing black spandex bike pants, a long-sleeved yellow shirt, and a yellow bike helmet

Maybe it's just me but I could never imagine Bush in a bike helmet, let alone spandex! That's just plain gross.

[AmericanMade1776]

Made me laugh out loud! PLEASE NOTE..JOHN KERRY'S IS POINTING! NEVER MISSES A PHOTO OP TO POINT!

[Condor51]

GIRLY-MAN!

Ride one of these you phony!

It's only $499 John, I think Terezzzza can afford it.
(we know you can't, you gigolo!)

[savedbygrace]

Kerry a cyclist? Ha, read below about an inspirational cyclist:

http://www.indiancountry.com/?2464

http://www.cherokee.org/NewsArchives/October2000Page.asp?ID=2

Kerry is a wuss compared to Dr. Cobb.

[Peach]

America isn't ready for a metrosexual, lanky jerkoff like this in the White House.

Ditto that. A gigolo metrosexual. He's an embarrassment to manhood.

[mrtysmm]

You are a riot...thanks for the laughs.

[Tijeras_Slim]

THe Suburbans revenge!

[lizma]

Secret Service agents yesterday morning at the Massachusetts Eye and Ear Infirmary

A botox moment.

[prairiebreeze]

"I won't answer that question, are you a Republican?"

"Get out of my way or I'll call you an SOB too"

[OXENinFLA]

No comment.

[Peach]

These are among the funniest pictures I've seen of Kerry.

He gives new meaning to geek.