$1000 HAIRCUT? KERRY FLIES IN HAIRDRESSER FOR TOUCH-UP BEFORE 'MEET THE PRESS'

Drudge ^ | April 27,2004

[CougarGA7]

Thank God my wife cuts my hair, although she mangled it one time after finding that I had blown $200 in a poker game.

So technically that was a 200 dollar haircut.

I finally found someone who can do a flattop correctly (stop trying to make me look like Vanilla Ice, cut it high and tight). She charges 14 buck and I tip 6 so my haircuts cost $20.

[Cobra64]

Hubby pays $8.00 and drives himself. I pay $15.00 and drive myself.

My wife cuts mine in about 10 minutes... not half and hour; plus waiting an hour to get into the barber chair!

[Safetgiver]

Heck I got y'all beat. I stick my head under the lawnmower and wait for the dog to push it.

[NonValueAdded]

Jaysun and his buds could have done a most excellent job on Kerry's hair!!!!

[Paul Atreides]

The only "touch-up" that Kerry needs is a paper grocery bag.

[sgtbono2002]

This is the same guy who feels our pain. He really cares about the Middle Class and the poor. How many people could he have fed with what it cost to fly in his hairdresser.

[GailA]

Cutting hair is not one of my talents. I did cut the poodles hair when we had them, although the cuts were not that good.

[Agent Smith]

It has to be. This fool is like a pinyata. Dubya watch out! Hillary is in the weeds just waiting for her moment.

[Sybeck1]

That haircut could have fed a hungry African child for over 9 years (for only .30 a day) according to Sally Struthers Christian Children fund! I hope you don't choke on it Jean Cherie'!

[DuncanWaring]

I'll bet Laura cuts Dubya's hair!

No.

Last I heard, it was actually some Iranian woman. Shaves him, too.

[admiralsn]

Goetz grew up in a small town in eastern France. She also does Hillary Clinton's hair.

That explains a lot. Same hair, different face- bofe ugly. One day this summer, don't be surprised to find Hillary's fugly ace under that $1000 do, running for Pres.

[cardinal4]

When POTUS is at the airport nothing can take off and land. The idea is to land and whisk the pres away before all the planes that are holding have to divert.(Which happens often, Im a dispatcher for an airline in a hub city)What Clinton did that day cost the airlines mucho money money in rerouted pax and bags not to mention diversion recovery.

On another note; "Hair issues??"

[joyce11111]

LOL, each abd every day it is a new stupid mistake..he will implode, and, whoooops, watch out..here comes hitlery.

[joyce11111]

I just cut my hubbies hair yesterday, then he in turn trimmed some of my hair for me.
So in essence we just pocketed $2000.00

[F.J. Mitchell]

How one spends one's own ......or one's wife's money, is a pretty good yard stick for measuring how one would spend everyone elses money, should such a wastrel gain control of everyone elses purse strings.

Increase observed personal spending habits by one hundred percent and you are in the neighborhood of how such a damn fool will squander our money.

[onedoug]

I know I'm ready for a haircut when my hair starts looking too Senatorial.

[F.J. Mitchell]

One more good reason to keep GW Bush-we can afford him. It's easy to tell that GW doesn't get his hair cut at a barber college like his Dad obviousely did and does, but I'll bet he's just like the rest of us when it comes to hair cuts. No matter how bad the barber screws it up, our hair will already have grown out and destroyed the evidence , before we get our case into small claims court.

[Enterprise]

"Can't you se we need a hard? In the Navy"

LOL! Yes, it was an awful song, and I think you accidentally expressed its true intent.

[F.J. Mitchell]

That's about the same differential between my wife's haircut and mine.

It's like the difference between a shirt and a blouse. It's no wonder that blouses cost twice as much. Imagine the techknowledgy (I hope I spelled that right.) involved in putting the buttons on the left instead of the right.

Thank God they seldom put the buttons on the back of blouses anymore. Who could afford that?

[F.J. Mitchell]

That's about the same differential between my wife's haircut and mine.

It's like the difference between a shirt and a blouse. It's no wonder that blouses cost twice as much. Imagine the techknowledgy (I hope I spelled that right.) involved in putting the buttons on the left instead of the right.

Thank God they seldom put the buttons on the back of blouses anymore. Who could afford that?