$1000 HAIRCUT? KERRY FLIES IN HAIRDRESSER FOR TOUCH-UP BEFORE 'MEET THE PRESS'

Drudge ^ | April 27,2004

[Physicist]

I pay $10 and go on my lunch hour.

Give a man a $10 haircut, and he's shaggy tomorrow.

Give a man a $10 electric clipper, and he never goes shaggy again.

Mrs. P. is my Isabelle; the basement, my Gulfstream V.

[Gator113]

Well, my Bride has cut my hair for over 31 years. It is tough for me to comprehend the arrogance and ignorance of this clown and those like him.

[Dems_R_Losers]

Now if we can just find out whether commercial aviation was shut down in Pittsburgh to allow for the arrival of Ms. Goetz, we will have a Full Clinton!!!!

This has GOT to be material for a "Priceless" ad lampooning the Heinz-Kerrys and their jetset lifestyle.

[onedoug]

Test his hair for drug use.

[goodnesswins]

My husband pays ZERO....I cut his hair (what's left of it!)LOL

[claudiustg]

I always hated going to the barbershop. My wife takes 6 inches off my ponytail whenever it gets too long. Takes less than a minute and costs nothing.

[Physicist]

You have no right to question me on my haircuts. I served in vietnam.

I got nicked once while a barber was shaving the back of my neck with a straight razor.

I threw the ribbon away.

[Gator113]

189 days.........!!!! Well, isn't that about $27,000 in hair cut money he still has to spend?

[daddypatriot]

So this is where the tax money goes? And Kerry has enough nerve to complain about defense spending. Thank God my wife cuts my hair, although she mangled it one time after finding that I had blown $200 in a poker game.

[marvlus]

I wooda dunnit for free!

[F.J. Mitchell]

LOL! Isn't this a vanity post? (sarcasm)

It's Theresa's money of course and she can spend it as she pleases, but seriously though, for a thousand dollars , Shouldn't lap poodle boy have gotten an entire head replacement, rather than a touch up that made no noticable improvement?

[Cicero]

News Bulletin: President Bush is flying in to the presidential debate on Air Force One as John F'n Kerry deplanes from his private aircraft, "Flying Squirrel."

Shades of the yacht "Monkey Business."

[Cobra64]

If this jerk is spending this kind of money on an Ef'in haircut, can y'all imagine what he'd do if he ever got into the WH?

[goldstategop]

I guess those $12 haircuts at Supercuts isn't snazzy enough for John F*ckin.' Its only the folks in flyover country who go there as well as to the local barber.

[Sybeck1]

Can anyone post a pic of a Flowbee? Same results and might save him money next time!

[ReleaseTheHounds]

And what about all that expensive jet fuel needed to do that important transporting??? How much of the ozone layer was sacrificed so that John F'in' Kerry is properly coiffed?

[Cobra64]

I never spent $1000 on my haircut; after I got my $1000 haircut. Besides, Bubba spent $200 on his haircut in LAX, but that was 12 years ago. Inflation dontcha know...

[JimVT]

Know what?

I'll bet Laura cuts Dubya's hair!

[anobjectivist]

Anyone who spends 1000 dollars on a haircut has no business being a president, let alone hold any government office.

Just imagine when they start trying to spend a cool trillion on a few pet projects.

[12chachacha]

He Does have nice hair.
Too bad his face looks like a cross between Stan
Laurel and Janet Reno.