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Caption This Photo:John Kerry and His Manservant.

Posted on 04/28/2004 1:02:36 PM PDT by Redcoat LI

John Kerry,man of the people,and his butler.

"I can't help with policy, I don't do press," said Mr. Nicholson, 32, a former bartender and golf caddie who never voted before meeting Mr. Kerry in 1998. "When he wants that peanut butter and jelly sandwich, I'm ready."


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: butler; caption; kerry; lurch; manservant; valet
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1 posted on 04/28/2004 1:02:36 PM PDT by Redcoat LI
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To: Redcoat LI
Soon Sire, you will bend everyone over like this!
2 posted on 04/28/2004 1:04:20 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (From each according to his inability, to each according to his misdeeds - DNC Motto)
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To: Redcoat LI
"Move to your right, Nicholson. I just realized how I can do 2 things at once."
3 posted on 04/28/2004 1:04:59 PM PDT by theDentist (JOHN KERRY never saw a TAX he would not HIKE !)
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To: Redcoat LI
"Please sir, must I be the ironing board again?"
4 posted on 04/28/2004 1:06:39 PM PDT by SquirrelKing ("...US Marines have done more for world peace than all the Ben & Jerry's ever made." - PJ O'Rourke)
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To: Redcoat LI

"Relax, Mr. Nicholson...I'm sure Senator Kennedy will use Vaseline this time..."


5 posted on 04/28/2004 1:07:12 PM PDT by Fintan ( 1950)
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To: Redcoat LI
Yet another sheeple takes it in the
back for DemonRAT Presidential
candidate John F'em Ke(rr)y.
6 posted on 04/28/2004 1:07:19 PM PDT by steveegg (Radical Islam has more in common with Islamic populations than the mainstream media has with America)
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To: Redcoat LI
All he needs to do to be perfect is to face forward so that I can rest a beer on him, too.
7 posted on 04/28/2004 1:08:47 PM PDT by COUNTrecount
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To: Redcoat LI


"Stop whining, Gilligan! I've got to sign these checks for Lovies' Ladies Auxilliary"
8 posted on 04/28/2004 1:10:17 PM PDT by motzman (Remember Pat Tillman- American Hero)
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To: Redcoat LI
Oh- Mah- Goodness!
What an image!
I can't believe it!
9 posted on 04/28/2004 1:10:20 PM PDT by MaryFromMichigan (We childproofed our home, but they are still getting in)
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To: COUNTrecount
"The next round's on me."

Really.

10 posted on 04/28/2004 1:10:28 PM PDT by The_Victor
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To: COUNTrecount
Beer? Isn't that a nice glass of Chablis in Ketchup Boy's case?
11 posted on 04/28/2004 1:10:42 PM PDT by steveegg (Radical Islam has more in common with Islamic populations than the mainstream media has with America)
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To: Redcoat LI
"a former bartender and golf caddie who never voted before meeting Mr. Kerry in 1998."

Under the Kerry administration he'd be named Secretary of State.
12 posted on 04/28/2004 1:12:24 PM PDT by Bikers4Bush (Flood waters rising, heading for more conservative ground. Go Toomey Go!!!)
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To: Redcoat LI
Most married men have a non-man servant called a wife.
13 posted on 04/28/2004 1:12:42 PM PDT by familyofman
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To: Redcoat LI
He is trying to fail. No doubt about it.
14 posted on 04/28/2004 1:12:57 PM PDT by TBall
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To: Redcoat LI
As much as I don't like King Kerry, many ordinary people do this. If there is no place to write, get a friend and use their back. Kerry was probably trying very much to act like an common man.
15 posted on 04/28/2004 1:15:46 PM PDT by zahal724
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To: Redcoat LI
If you expect Monica's old job you'll have to do better than that.
16 posted on 04/28/2004 1:16:20 PM PDT by hford02 ((Hold your nose and pull the lever on the right))
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To: Redcoat LI

"At least when I worked for Barney Frank, it wasn't quite so public..."

17 posted on 04/28/2004 1:16:27 PM PDT by ErnBatavia (Because Democrats are liars, they assume Republicans are too...)
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To: Redcoat LI
Kerry: "And when we're done here, you may kiss my ass."
18 posted on 04/28/2004 1:16:30 PM PDT by My2Cents ("Well...there you go again.")
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To: zahal724
Kerry was probably trying very much to act like an common man.

That's the problem....he has to act.
19 posted on 04/28/2004 1:17:03 PM PDT by motzman (Remember Pat Tillman- American Hero)
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To: Redcoat LI
"I don't know where the commoners...er...voters get this idea that we Dems make legislation on the backs of the people. What nerve! Hand me a pen, serf, while I sign this gun control bill."
20 posted on 04/28/2004 1:17:05 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (To increase the power of the State over the individual is a crime against Humanity.)
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To: familyofman
Most married men have a non-man servant called a wife.

I'm guessing you are not married. Or else you are full of false bravado on the subject of wives, kind of like Walter E. Williams. He talks a good game about his wife being a servant, but I wouldn't be surprised to find out that in reality she makes him sit down to pee in order to keep the seat clean.

21 posted on 04/28/2004 1:17:27 PM PDT by Maceman (Too nuanced for a bumper sticker)
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To: steveegg
Beer? Isn't that a nice glass of Chablis in Ketchup Boy's case?

You are so correct. Make that a Bordeaux, a 1787 Chateau Lafite , served in Baccarat crystal .
22 posted on 04/28/2004 1:17:58 PM PDT by COUNTrecount
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To: Redcoat LI
Kerry should invest in a desk, or at least a clipboard.

How humiliating it would be if you were Kerrys human desk.

23 posted on 04/28/2004 1:18:22 PM PDT by No Blue States
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To: Fintan
Actually, Kerry's favorite ointment is bacitracin!
24 posted on 04/28/2004 1:18:23 PM PDT by OldFriend (Always understand, even if you remain among the few)
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To: zahal724
Re your #15.........REALLY?????????????????????
25 posted on 04/28/2004 1:19:45 PM PDT by OldFriend (Always understand, even if you remain among the few)
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To: Redcoat LI
This deserves to be blown up...er, I mean.....enlarged.....no no...
Oh heck, you know what I mean!


26 posted on 04/28/2004 1:20:50 PM PDT by Timeout (Dems and MediaCrats: Stuck in a 9/10 world.)
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To: Redcoat LI

Senator Kerry, with the assistance of his butler, plot a route to the Hershey Highway.

27 posted on 04/28/2004 1:24:18 PM PDT by mass55th
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"I told you, you can come up when you find those medals, uh, ribbons--just keep looking around, man!"
28 posted on 04/28/2004 1:25:37 PM PDT by Darkwolf377
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To: zahal724
Kerry was probably trying very much to act like an common man.

Kerry IS common also defined as "unrefined and coarse"
29 posted on 04/28/2004 1:25:55 PM PDT by Iron Matron (Troublemakers deserve the righteous ZOT!)
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To: mass55th
Senator Kerry, with the assistance of his butler, plot a route to the Hershey Highway

LOL! Guess he cant find his a-double with both hands huh?
30 posted on 04/28/2004 1:28:01 PM PDT by Iron Matron (Troublemakers deserve the righteous ZOT!)
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To: Timeout
Yikes,looks like that fat broad behind him can smell the Peanut Butter sandwiches,and is moving in for the kill.
31 posted on 04/28/2004 1:28:51 PM PDT by Redcoat LI ("help to drive the left one into the insanity.")
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To: familyofman
Most married men have a non-man servant called a wife.

 
"Goodness!  I can't even figure out who that's offensive to."

32 posted on 04/28/2004 1:30:41 PM PDT by scott7278 ("FR will NOT be used to help replace Bush with a Democrat." -- Jim Robinson, 2/01/04)
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To: Maceman
Geez, get a sense of humor. Typically only people with a good, healthy marriage including repsect for each other can kid around like that.
33 posted on 04/28/2004 1:31:16 PM PDT by Aggie1 (Life is hard, it's even harder if you're stupid.)
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To: Redcoat LI
"Let's see . . . there's the 5 ribbons I tossed . . . less the 7 medals I kept . . . no wait, scratch that, those were someone else's medals . . . or were they ribbons? . . . Boy, is this chart complicated! . . . Did you know I voted against throwing those ribbons . . . I mean medals . . . before I actually threw them? . . . Anyway, that's 5 less 7 . . . not counting the fudged purple heart, of course . . . Who, this butler? . . . He's not my butler, he belongs to the family . . . Hey, butler, you S.O.B., stop moving, what are you, trying to do the work of the RNC? . . . I must get this F'n chart finished, I'm late for my haircut"
34 posted on 04/28/2004 1:32:29 PM PDT by LikeLight (__________________________)
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To: Maceman
"I'm guessing you are not married."

Wrong, married - happily - for almost 34 years. I didn't say my wife is my servant. I'm way too well trained to be that dumb.
35 posted on 04/28/2004 1:33:50 PM PDT by familyofman
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To: hford02
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
doubled over Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
36 posted on 04/28/2004 1:34:05 PM PDT by Mark in the Old South
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To: Redcoat LI
Practice for what he will do to all of us if he gets elected....

Hey taxpayers - bend over....
37 posted on 04/28/2004 1:34:16 PM PDT by TheBattman (Leadership = http://www.georgewbush.com/)
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To: Redcoat LI
"Hurry up John! Get finished before Barney gets back. I don't like being in this position when he's around."
38 posted on 04/28/2004 1:35:10 PM PDT by NRA2BFree
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To: LikeLight
LOL!
39 posted on 04/28/2004 1:36:39 PM PDT by Rocky (To the 9/11 Commission: It was Al Qaeda, stupid!)
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To: dighton
It gets worse. There's a photo.


40 posted on 04/28/2004 1:36:56 PM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: Aggie1
Geez, get a sense of humor.

Gee. I thought my post was pretty humorous. You obviously missed the funny part. I guess when you went to the all-night sense-of-humor store to get yours, they were all out. Too bad you didn't get a rain check.

42 posted on 04/28/2004 1:37:47 PM PDT by Maceman (Too nuanced for a bumper sticker)
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To: Redcoat LI
Climbing to the top, one back at a time.
43 posted on 04/28/2004 1:37:51 PM PDT by Rocky (To the 9/11 Commission: It was Al Qaeda, stupid!)
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To: Redcoat LI
"Hey Boss will I be getting a Purple Heart for this like you did?"


mc
44 posted on 04/28/2004 1:39:11 PM PDT by mcshot (...and much it grieves my heart to think what man has made of man")
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To: Redcoat LI
Hannity talking about Mr. Nichols now.

Apparently, the NY Times had an article about the butler/manservant.

NYT article is trying to make Kerry sound human, average guy, who eats peanut butter sandwitches, etc.

45 posted on 04/28/2004 1:44:44 PM PDT by TomGuy (Clintonites have such good hind-sight because they had their heads up their hind-ends 8 years.)
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To: Redcoat LI
"Please sir, may I have some more?"
46 posted on 04/28/2004 1:45:48 PM PDT by lilylangtree (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
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To: TomGuy
The NYT article makes Kerry sound more like a Prince Charles being waited on hand and foot (literally).
47 posted on 04/28/2004 1:45:57 PM PDT by TomGuy (Clintonites have such good hind-sight because they had their heads up their hind-ends 8 years.)
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To: NRA2BFree
"Let's see, SUV 1 is parked at the summer house. SUV 2 is parked in front of the house in DC. Hold still, you ^&%# idiot, I need to finish the family's SUV parking and use chart!"
48 posted on 04/28/2004 1:46:17 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (To increase the power of the State over the individual is a crime against Humanity.)
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To: lilylangtree
Sick. Funny, but sick. LOL.
49 posted on 04/28/2004 1:47:13 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (To increase the power of the State over the individual is a crime against Humanity.)
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To: TomGuy
Is the peanutbutter smoothe or crunchy?

Let's hope, smoothe. Otherwise, the manservant might have to pre-chew it for Johnnyboy.
50 posted on 04/28/2004 1:48:07 PM PDT by TomGuy (Clintonites have such good hind-sight because they had their heads up their hind-ends 8 years.)
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