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Statesman Gore Offers Sensible Iraq Solution (For the unhinged one)
ScrappleFace ^ | 5/28/04 | ScrappleFace

Posted on 05/29/2004 5:07:09 AM PDT by snooker

(2004-05-28) -- Former Vice President Al Gore, who has become a gracious, respected statesman since George Bush usurped his presidency in 2000, today said he has offered the Bush administration a "sensible proposal to bring peace with dignity to Iraq."

In the dignified manner that has become the hallmark of his public utterances, Mr. Gore urged all Americans to "rally behind the president's efforts to bring freedom and democracy to Iraq."

"We never want to say anything that would cause our enemies to question our resolve," said the itinerant professor. "I have quietly offered my ideas to the president, confidentially through the appropriate channels, and I trust that they will receive serious consideration."

Mr. Gore urged his Democrat colleagues in the Congress and elsewhere to "avoid the temptation to self-aggrandizement or political advantage through brash public criticism of this administration. We are, first of all, Americans. E pluribus unum."


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: algore; goron; scrappleface
Why does the sanity have to come from a comedian? Oh I remember...

Everything that's up should be down, and everything that's down should be up ..... famous utterance from the Goron.

1 posted on 05/29/2004 5:07:10 AM PDT by snooker
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To: snooker

The irony of it is amazing. 20 or 30 years ago, this is what would have been said. Today, the hyper-charged, Bush-hating liberals cannot imagine supporting our president while he tries to defeat al Qaeda. This are the same bozos that attacked any critics of Clinton for breaking the law as "partisans." Amazing.


2 posted on 05/29/2004 5:13:46 AM PDT by elhombrelibre (Liberalism corrupts. Absolute Liberalism corrupts absolutely.)
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To: snooker

Al Bore, according to this article, is trying to undo the damage his strange compatriot, war hero, and fellow Democrat is doing to the psychic of the American public.


3 posted on 05/29/2004 5:17:12 AM PDT by meenie
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To: meenie

I'm starting to cringe at the mention of "sensible solution" as much as I do when I here "synergistic alliance" at work. Both seem to lead to getting handed the dirty end of a turd poking stick.


4 posted on 05/29/2004 5:22:47 AM PDT by Dutch Boy
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To: Dutch Boy

My favorite setup from the lying Dems (redundant) is "The fact is..." always followed by some outrageous LIE.


5 posted on 05/29/2004 5:27:18 AM PDT by Thom Pain (Quisling - from Vidkun Quisling (1887-1945), a synonym for "traitor")
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To: Thom Pain

In my twisted little world.... All politicians would be required to wear a variation of the "Running Man" collar. If they tell a lie, their head explodes.


6 posted on 05/29/2004 5:45:08 AM PDT by Dutch Boy
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To: snooker

Interesting... a post where Gore being dignified, non-partisan, and acting in the best interest of our country, which makes it obvious that the whole thing tongue-in-cheek. I would love to see Gore or Clinton or Kerry or McAwful to act with some dignity, but I don't see it happening. Ever.


7 posted on 05/29/2004 5:48:56 AM PDT by TN4Liberty (Life is a quagmire. Get used to it.)
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To: Dutch Boy

That collar should have a remote control detonator. Jim Rob would get to raffle them off on the forum, with the proceeds going toward costs. (I wonder what Hillary's collar would sell for????)


8 posted on 05/29/2004 6:21:23 AM PDT by datura (Democrats, Islamists, French, German, ChiCom, doesn't matter. Enemies all.)
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To: datura

He offered the President his ideas "confidentially"...so confidentially in fact, that the President never heard a thing.


9 posted on 05/29/2004 6:57:09 AM PDT by Sacajaweau (God Bless Our Troops!!)
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To: snooker
When Gore speaks, all I hear is this:




10 posted on 05/29/2004 11:01:07 AM PDT by Lady Jag (Was sciencediet till I found the solution)
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11 posted on 05/29/2004 11:08:05 AM PDT by jws3sticks (Hillary can take a very long walk on an equally short pier, anytime, the sooner the better!)
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