[nuconvert]

"The levels in the dust are enough to raise a red flag, but not enough to create a crisis,"

[Axenolith]

Don't hold your breath waiting for one of those clowns to actually publish a concentration or detection limit for the substances...

[cibco]

BTTT

[Lijahsbubbe]

"The computers are bad, but I've still got my stapler..."

[Old Professer]

Did you know that you can kill an otherwise healthy rat by shaving all its fur off, soaking it overnight in used motor oil, starving it for 2 weeks while it grows tumors on the burned, exposed skin blisters and then dissecting it while still writhing desperately to avoid the dull scalpel?