Posted on 06/21/2004 4:49:20 PM PDT by meeps
13 Smiles for you
1. Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
2. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
3. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess"on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me.
4. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
5. A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"
6. I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
7. When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk."
8. Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
9. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?
10. Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?
11. Wouldn't you know it...Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells lie forever.
12. Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed in a federal building?
13. Bumper sticker of the year: "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier
Tagline material alert!
Be on the lookout for the lines above in future taglines by various FReepers.
Funny Ping....
I like that last one...
"If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"
OK. I'm game. (But I really like the jail line too)
Love that last one, as you can see!
I've had too many taglinesin the Taglinus myself.
It's time I start helping others hit the annals of the Taglinus editions.
And, the line about friends and true friends is hysterical enough.
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Off the top of my head, 3 and 13 are prior taglines. Some of the others I think have been taglines, but I'll have to check.
Hmm..
Now that I think of it, you are likely correct!
(My mind IS fractured!)
Dibs on Number 5!
Darn. Doesn't fit...
Well, I did use this a long time ago: "Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies."
#5 was a funny one, but I've heard better...
"How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?"
This is a really good question.
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