Posted on 06/24/2004 4:58:09 AM PDT by Tom D.
KERRY-GEPHARDT MEETING CREATES OMINOUS BLACK HOLE IN UNIVERSE
Could Devour Earth, Scientists Fear
A meeting between presumptive Democratic nominee John Kerry and possible running mate Rep. Richard Gephardt (D-MO) has created a mysterious black hole in the universe that could eventually swallow Earth and all of its inhabitants, scientists said today.
Dr. Carlton Hong, an astrophysicist at the University of Minnesota, said that shortly after the two top Democrats sat down to talk, “pools of extremely low energy began to form” creating “what can only be described as a creepy, black-hole-like vacuum.”
Dr. Hong said that the black hole created by Messrs. Kerry and Gephardt now has a life of its own and threatens to devour the planet Earth and the rest of the solar system along with it.
“If Kerry picks Gephardt for the ticket, there is a distinct possibility that this black hole could expand and swallow the entire universe,” Dr. Hong said.
But shortly after Dr. Hong made his dire prediction, an aide to Rep. Gephardt said that the congressman remains “upbeat” about his chances of snagging the number two slot despite the ominous black hole he helped trigger.
“If Dick somehow helped create a black hole that threatens the universe, that’s the most exciting thing he’s ever done in his political career,” the aide said.
In other news from the world of science, NASA reported today that it has lost radio contact with Rep. Dennis Kucinich (D-OH).
After three days of radio silence, officials at mission control fear a premature end to Mr. Kucinich’s campaign, which had been scheduled to last until the year 2030.
Your Black Hole represents better , the Kerry Gephardt Black Hole Trigger.
Plan 9. Love that movie!
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Mr. Charisma meets Mr. Excitement.
lol.
LOL bump
Very funny, and too true!
that's what happens whe you get two objects so dense together
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