Skip to comments.All Hail Moore
Posted on 06/25/2004 9:48:59 PM PDT by neverdem
In years past, American liberals have had to settle for intellectual and moral leadership from the likes of John Dewey, Reinhold Niebuhr and Martin Luther King Jr. But now, a grander beacon has appeared on the mountaintop, and from sea to shining sea, tens of thousands have joined in the adulation.
So it is worth taking a moment to study the metaphysics of Michael Moore. For Moore is not only a filmmaker; he is a man of ideas, and his work is based on an actual worldview.
Like Hemingway, Moore does his boldest thinking while abroad. For example, it was during an interview with the British paper The Mirror that Moore unfurled what is perhaps the central insight of his oeuvre, that Americans are kind of crappy.
"They are possibly the dumbest people on the planet . . . in thrall to conniving, thieving smug [pieces of the human anatomy]," Moore intoned. "We Americans suffer from an enforced ignorance. We don't know about anything that's happening outside our country. Our stupidity is embarrassing."
It transpires that Europeans are quite excited to hear this supple description of the American mind. And Moore has been kind enough to crisscross the continent, speaking to packed lecture halls, explicating the general vapidity and crassness of his countrymen. "That's why we're smiling all the time," he told a rapturous throng in Munich. "You can see us coming down the street. You know, `Hey! Hi! How's it going?' We've got that big [expletive] grin on our face all the time because our brains aren't loaded down."
Naturally, the people from the continent that brought us Descartes, Kant and Goethe are fascinated by these insights. Moore's books have sold faster there than at home. No American intellectual is taken so seriously in Europe, save perhaps the great Chomsky.
Before a delighted Cambridge crowd, Moore reflected on the tragedy of human existence: "You're stuck with being connected to this country of mine, which is known for bringing sadness and misery to places around the globe." In Liverpool, he paused to contemplate the epicenters of evil in the modern world: "It's all part of the same ball of wax, right? The oil companies, Israel, Halliburton."
In the days after Sept. 11, while others were disoriented, Moore was able to see clearly: "We, the United States of America, are culpable in committing so many acts of terror and bloodshed that we had better get a clue about the culture of violence in which we have been active participants."
This leads to Michael Moore's global plan of action. "Don't be like us," he told a crowd in Berlin. "You've got to stand up, right? You've got to be brave."
In an open letter to the German people in Die Zeit, Moore asked, "Should such an ignorant people lead the world?" Then he began to reflect on things economic. His central insight here is that the American economy, like its people, is pretty crappy, too: "Don't go the American way when it comes to economics, jobs and services for the poor and immigrants. It is the wrong way."
In an interview with a Japanese newspaper, Moore helped citizens of that country understand why the United States went to war in Iraq: "The motivation for war is simple. The U.S. government started the war with Iraq in order to make it easy for U.S. corporations to do business in other countries. They intend to use cheap labor in those countries, which will make Americans rich."
But venality doesn't come up when he writes about those who are killing Americans in Iraq: "The Iraqis who have risen up against the occupation are not `insurgents' or `terrorists' or `The Enemy.' They are the REVOLUTION, the Minutemen, and their numbers will grow and they will win." Until then, few social observers had made the connection between Abu Musab al-Zarqawi and Paul Revere.
So we have our Sartre. And the liberal grandees Arthur Schlesinger, Ted Sorenson, Tom Harkin and Barbara Boxer flock to his openings. In Washington, a Senate vote was delayed because so many Democrats wanted to see his movie.
The standards of socially acceptable liberal opinion have shifted. We're a long way from John Dewey.
Perhaps inspired by Moore, I got a fact wrong in my previous column. Bill Clinton did not win the evangelical vote in 1992 and 1996. I had relied on a report that was later corrected.
David Brooks gets one thing right: the pendulum on the Left is swinging towards a hatred of all things American and Moore is the vanguard of this new mood.
IMO, Moore will go the way of Chris Farley and John Candy.
Check the correction at the end. At least Brooks makes timely corrections.
Based on this article, it seems like Moore is the counterpoint to Bush which must comfort certain restless anti-Aericanism. Otherwise, what do we tell people around the world - we're invading for our freedom? Moore's point makes more sense - it's like NAFTA, but global. Bush's point: freedom, is not really selling anywhere... except Micronesia, they love it.
Fu$k you new york times You have nor idea of what you printh.
Thanks for the ping. I'm glad he corrected that -- I knew those figures were wrong!
"The Left is swinging towards a hatred of all things America...?"
They have for years.
That's the problem.
We're just starting to wake up to it.
That's an insult to Farley and Candy
If he gets much bigger, he just might. He's certainly a good example of morbidly obese, without trying to explain a body mass index.
You missed the point of the article.
We didn't go into Iraq for our freedom; we went into Iraq for THEIR freedom.
Michael Moore is a heart-attack-waiting-to-happen-punk. He hates America, in its present form.
I was thinking of sending that quote to every journalist who says that Moore is patriotic. Yeah, he's so patriotic that he cheers when terrorists kill our soldiers!
Excuse me, but did you read the whole OpEd? Are you a fan of Michael Moore?
Not really when you consider Farley and Candy died because their morbid obesity played a factor in their deaths.
And in his warped reality, "our soldiers" are baby killers and murderers.
A mainstream news employee, John Miller of ABC "news," did an interview with Bin Laden in May, 1998 (the year Al Qaeda declared war on us)
A fawning Miller told Bin Laden, "You are like the Middle East version of Teddy Roosevelt."
So add Teddy Roosevelt to Paul Revere as people leftist pig vomit see in Al Qaeda. Likely the Senate Rats will be swooning with more comparisons tomorrow.
I'm thinking it's "Ethyl" as in alcohol.
Short and unsweet. I hate Moore. I'm not a hateful person, but I hate him. And O.J. Simpson, I hate him too. The sight of them makes me sick.
You all have it wrong. Just let Moore keep inspiring the Euros to not be like the US economically, militarily, etc. I think he makes a damn better entertainer as a European leader than a US quack.
Excellent quotes from Kerry. What do you call such fancy HTML? Does it qualify as a website, or is it just a program?
I think you misunderstood...this is a satirical piece ..."tongue in cheek" as they say....It is very anti-Michael Moore
What a terminally pathetic slob. The only thing I'm ashamed of is that we still produce the likes of Michael Moore.
I am all for the Left embracing the Corpulent Cinematographer -- it says more about them than about those they oppose.
M M could afford to live in France now with the smart people.....unfortunately they look down on fat Americans
This was delicious....almost as delightful as Hitchen's shredding of Moore :-)
Well, so far Moore's been "Google-tagged" to number 15 for the word, "Hatriotism."
Anyone else care to change their tagline to match mine below and make Moore number one?
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WHY IS THIS CRAP EVEN POSTED ON THIS WEBSITE?
How? You don't like this satire?
Dr. Gobbles AKA Slobba the Gut is seen as an embarrassment even to some members of the left
I disagree. He is totally and completely in love with himself. A la the 'Toon.
Kinda like how Satan was the counterpoint to God?
Only Lucifer, in all his splendor, probably wasn't overweight. And he shaved before worship.
"It's all part of the same ball of wax, right? The oil companies, Israel, Halliburton."
I hope the corpulent a-hole doesn't slip and go anti-semitic on us...THAT will make him the darling of liberal-land.
Oh, I forgot, he'll get a free pass anyway.
Uh, I guess you didn't read the article. It shredds moore into a million pork rinds.
Unless you are a fan of pro-hezbollah moore, then I can understand your outrage. Kinda of like a vampire seeing the Cross.
Why do you think it shouldn't be here?
Did you read it?
The rabid left doesn't get it. This will backfire. While this moview appears to the fringe it will make the center uncomfortable.
Sort of like voicing your opinion you like watching animals on Discovery channel and then finding yourself in the middle of an Animal Liberation Front terror rally.
I won't forget him making that quote, just like I won't forget Kerry's testimony that all those serving in Vietnam in 1971 were committing war crimes.